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It's no secret that some people hate Barack Obama with a passion. They hate him because he's a socialist. They hate him because he's a communist. They hate him because he's a Nazi dictator who rules like a tyrant with his magic pen and executive action. They hate him because he hates America , and proves …
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March 16 , 2012 , president Obama signed , National Defense Resources And Preparedness executive order 13603. It was an updated version that had been around for decades , originally signed by Franklin Roosevelt under the Defense Production Act of 1950 , and has been amended by nearly every president since then. Obama hating , Tea Party , gun loving patriots , …
People have lived in fear of Barack Obama long before he became president. Most of these are irrational fears. To some he is a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a Muslim. Anyone with a little common sense would find all of these fears highly questionable , but there are a great …
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Since the very first election of Barack Obama , a large number of Americans suddenly became extremely paranoid. They are terrified that the government is going to take not only their freedom , but their guns , imprison them in soviet style detention camps , and create a communist utopia in America. And it's all because Obama was elected president. They have …
As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall , the Obama's are looking forward to serving a special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this dinner will be particularly special , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …
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When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …
Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …
Andrew Basiago , a Washington attorney , claims he visited Mars in the early eighties as a participant in the Darpa program involving time travel and teleportation. He also says he met Barack Obama in his youth , then known as Barry Soetero , who had also been recruited as a member of the project. He not only visited Mars , he …
1) They don't believe black people are thugs. 2) They don't believe in reverse racism. 3) They don't believe Obama is a white culture hating racist. 4) They don't believe Obama is destroying America from within. 5) They don't believe Obama is a communist. 6) They don't believe Obama is running drugs and guns to …
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1) They don't believe in free speech for anyone who is not a communist liberal. 2) They don't believe the constitution is based on the Ten Commandments. 3) They don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Christians. 4) They don't hate Hillary Clinton. 5) They don't believe Benghazi was a scandal. 6) They …
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