Barack’s Magic Pen

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Barack and his magic pen , the republicans’ worst nightmare.

March 16 , 2012 , president Obama signed , National Defense  Resources  And Preparedness executive order 13603. It was an updated version that had been around for decades , originally signed by Franklin Roosevelt  under the Defense Production Act of 1950 , and has been amended by nearly every president since then.

Obama hating , Tea Party , gun loving patriots  , went totally bonkers , claiming the president had signed his own executive order that would give him absolute tyrannical authority over everyone and everything in the United States. That is , basically affirming what they had always known since 2009 : that he was a communist dictator , shredding the constitution with his unlawful executive orders with his magic pen. It made no difference that the same policies outlined had been in effect since 1939 , with  executive order 8248.

Victoria Jackson is a conservative writer , best known for her appearance on Saturday Night Live in the late eighties , and early nineties. She’s also a Tea Party , Obama hating , gun loving patriot. She’s written several questionable books exposing the presidents Muslim , Anti-Christ background.

Her previous books , To Serve Obama , and The Mole That Is Not Really A Mole In The White House , were critically acclaimed by much of the conservative media , especially Fox News which promoted both extensively. In her new book , Barack’s Magic Pen , she informs her readers of the many executive orders that clearly proves he’s a lawless tyrant , has just been published by WND books.

On a recent segment on The Kelly File she talked about the new book.

Megan Kelly can’t believe how crazy Victoria Jackson is as she talks about her latest book , ‘Barack’s Magic Pen’ , on The Kelly File.

 “In your new book , you claim the president is a dictator for issuing executive orders.”

“That’s right.”

“But every president has issued executive orders. Wouldn’t that make every single president a dictator?”

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Jackson hawking her new book to her Twitter followers.

Victoria : “It’s true that every president has issued executive orders , but Obama has issued more executive orders than all presidents combined. And that’s what makes him a dictator , because he’s acting without congress. He’s basically telling them that the constitution means nothing to him , and with his magic pen he can do whatever the hell he pleases , because he’s a socialist Marxist communist , gay Muslim , and you know how they all hate America.”

“Actually , he’s issued less than any other president.”

“Not according to my sources. In his first three years in the White House he signed 923 executive orders.”

“That would mean it would now be well over a thousand.”

“That’s right. I don’t know the exact amount , but that’s about right.”

Megan : “But , as of today , September 30 , he’s signed a total of 221.”

“No , that’s not right Kelly. I don’t know where you’re getting your information , but whoever told you that is lying to you.”

“Nobody told me anything. I found it on the register website. They keep complete records by each president. There are some other sites that also keep track of them.”

“Only a fool would believe that he would put the actual amount out in the open for everyone to see. Obviously his communist handlers who are pulling the strings in the White House , pulled that number out of their rear ends , just to deceive everyone into believing that he’s the best president we’ve ever had.”

Megan : “Alright. If you’re sources are more reliable , would you care to name a few?”

“Patriot Update , World Net Daily , Western Journalism , God Like productions. They’re all credible sources. A lot more reliable than any communist liberal source , that’s for sure.”

“But according to sources like Snopes and Fact Check , they are not reliable sources.”

“You shouldn’t believe everything you read or see on the internet , Megan. Snopes and Fact Check are owned by liberals and heavily funded  by George Soros , who  is a Obama supporter and a known communist. That’s a known fact.

“Wow. You are a very strange person.”

“I may be strange , but Obama’s a communist Muslim , and I’m going to tell as many people as I can. He’s got so many people – especially his brain-dead followers – fooled into believing that he’s their savior and messiah. Us Tea Party , Gun loving American patriots need to get him out of the White House before he stages a coup and declares himself King and Emperor , just like Rush Limbaugh warned us he would do.

“We haven’t got much time left.”


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