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Charlie Kirk has had the last laugh. For years, Turning Point USA's founder and executive director, has been owning the libs in spectacular fashion, just as he did when he put on his first pair of Pampers to own the smug libs in 2017, who were crying for a safe space on the campus of …
The Hill has reported that former vice president Mike Pence was heckled during a speech at the Faith And Freedom conference last Friday. "It's great to be back with so many patriots dedicated to faith and freedom," Pence said, ironically unaware that many in the audience were anything but patriotic - "and the road to …
California's assault weapons ban, which has been in effect for thirty-two years, has just been overturned. A federal judge overturned that prohibition on Friday, which he referred to as "a failed experiment because it didn't include bazookas, howitzers, machine guns, Swiss Army knives, and Swiss Miss cocoa." The last time the law was challenged was …
Certain words and events have been changed for humorous effect. Trump before his bizarre speech at Mar-a-Lago. Speaking to a group of Republican donors at his Mar-A-Lago golf resort Saturday night, Donald Trump lambasted Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel and Dr. Anthony Fauci. Looking as if he were about to fall asleep standing up, Trump …
Texas Governor Greg Abbott said yesterday he was looking forward to throwing out the first pitch at this year's Texas Rangers home opener, until Major League Baseball - including individual players, and the Players Alliance, which formed after the death of George Floyd - grew a pair of testicles, and started playing partisan politics over …
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-contributor-ben-domenech-lashes-out-at-biden-address-garbage-speech-full-of-lies-from-a-senile-person/ President Joe Biden - otherwise known as "Sleepy Joe" and "Stuttering Joe" to his right-wing critics - delivered his first address to the nation March 11. It was a short speech that many found boring, touching on making vaccinations available to all Americans by the first of May, boosting the economy, re-opening schools safely, …
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https://www.mediaite.com/tv/anderson-cooper-not-buying-ted-cruzs-concern-about-divided-country-post-cancun-its-a-little-rich-after-his-election-objection/ CNN's Anderson Cooper wasn't buying Ted Cruz's sudden concern for "vitriol and hatred" following the criticism he had received for fleeing from Texas during a major winter storm that left an estimated several dozen people dead and millions without power. On his February 19 broadcast the CNN host ridiculed the Texas Senator in spectacular …
https://www.rawstory.com/joe-biden-dog/ On a segment of Newsmax's Greg Kelly Reports last week, the serious news host asked his viewers who the real president was, Joe Biden or his dog, Champ. After putting up a photo of the president's dog, a German Shepherd, Kelly said, "Look at this dog. A real mutt if I ever saw one. …
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https://www.mediaite.com/tv/levin-mocks-suggestion-of-censuring-trump-like-passing-a-resolution-calling-a-president-a-kumquat/ Mark Levin has been thrilling audiences of geriatric boomers for decades with his unique brand of political commentary, which is nothing more than complaining about everything the Democrats say and do and making a national scandal out of it. During a recent episode of his radio show, Mark Levin complained about the idea of …
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https://www.mediaite.com/tv/dan-bongino-says-biden-administration-are-cowards-over-not-immediately-sending-kids-back-to-school/ During a live broadcast of Justice With Judge Jeanine, Dan Bongino accidently crapped himself while discussing president Biden's plan to gradually and safely re-open schools, calling them "cowards" who are "full of s***." "Let me ask you this, Dan," Pirro asked. "Why is the Joe Biden administration going along with the teachers not going …
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