Dan Bongino Accidently Craps His Pants On”Justice With Judge Jeanine” – Or Did He?


During a live broadcast of Justice With Judge Jeanine, Dan Bongino accidently crapped himself while discussing president Biden’s plan to gradually and safely re-open schools, calling them “cowards” who are “full of s***.”

“Let me ask you this, Dan,” Pirro asked. “Why is the Joe Biden administration going along with the teachers not going back to school when they keep getting ( the big money – I mean, these people make more than you and I do in a year, and yet they’re always complaining they don’t get paid enough ), and when the science says kids are the least ones to carry the disease, I mean it’s just a hoax right? I mean, any day now, it will magically disappear. Am I right?”

“Well, I don’t know about that, Jeanine,” Bongino said, looking flustered. “But you’re probably right about it disappearing without a trace real soon, despite the vaccine rollout crap we’ve been hearing so much about.”

“No, Dan, that’s not what I asked you about. I asked you about the reason Joe Biden is siding with the teachers and not prioritizing getting kids back into school.”

“Well, what do you think the reason is, Jeanine?” Bongino said. “It’s because he’s a moron, an idiot, he’s got bats in the belfry. He’s asleep at the wheel, and I mean that literally. He went through the entire election and the debates while asleep, and he’ll go through his entire presidency asleep. That, I guarantee. Plus, he’s full of sh… stuff. You know, that word that rhymes with hit? Like the stuff that’s in my pants?”

Pirro sniffed, wrinkling her nose in disgust. “Oh, no, please tell me you didn’t…”

“I’m sorry, Jeanine,” Bongino said, his face flushing with embarrassment. “I’m just so God damn mad I just wanted to… you know. I couldn’t help myself. It just came out.”


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