Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Tells Sean Hannity That President Biden’s Immigration Policy Is Like The Zombie Apocalypse In That Brad Pitt Movie

In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …

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Fox News Dunce Says U.S. Is Forcing A Chinese Credit System On All Americans

Since the start of a pandemic that has since killed approximately 792k people in America, Fox News hosts and pundits have complained non-stop how mean and divisive the Democrats have been to Donald Trump and his supporters, who are nothing short of patriots. As they bravely informed the rubes that the coronavirus that causes COVID …

Mark Levin Never Shuts The Hell Up: All He Does Is Scream In His Annoying Nasal Voice

Everybody loves Mark Levin - right? Not really. Not everyone can stand the a**hole. Never shuts the hell up. All he does is scream like a banshee in that annoying, whiny, nasal voice. The rubes who listen to him - all twenty-four - think he's a philosopher, a Constitutionalist - the Great One Sean Hannity …

The Real Fart Gate: Mike Huckabee Flatulates During Interview With Sean Hannity

Before coronavirus was a thing, there was Fart Gate. In the fall of 2019, during an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Congressman Eric Swalwell appeared to rip one. The embarrassing event - which was nothing more than the scrape of a mug across a table - was nonetheless so big, it trended on Twitter …

Mark Levin Really Loves His Teddy Bear Pillow

The Great One, with his My Teddy Bear Pillow. On a recent broadcast of his radio show, the Great One told his audience of seven: "This is an American company," Levin said in the nasally voice that his listeners never seem to get tired of hearing. "It is founded by and run by an American …

Ron DeSantis Says Politics Have Masks Around Them, And Onions Too

As the coronavirus refuses to go away due to the stubbornness and stupidity of Republicans, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis appeared on Tucker Carlson Tonight to complained that Democrats have politicized masks for no reason. The governor's ratings approval have dropped faster than Floridians are filling up hospitals due to his executive orders banning mask mandates, …

Liberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired

On last night's edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America's "self-described moral leaders" were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they …

In The News: Mike Pence Heckled As A ‘Traitor’ During Speech At Republican Conference

The Hill has reported that former vice president Mike Pence was heckled during a speech at the Faith And Freedom conference last Friday. "It's great to be back with so many patriots dedicated to faith and freedom," Pence said, ironically unaware that many in the audience were anything but patriotic - "and the road to …

Pro Second Amendment Judge Compares Assault Weapons To Swiss Army Knives, And Swiss Miss Cocoa

California's assault weapons ban, which has been in effect for thirty-two years, has just been overturned. A federal judge overturned that prohibition on Friday, which he referred to as "a failed experiment because it didn't include bazookas, howitzers, machine guns, Swiss Army knives, and Swiss Miss cocoa." The last time the law was challenged was …

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