Anne-Marie Murrell is a typical Tea Party Republican. Like most Obama hating Conservatives she lives in an alternate version of reality where the Muslims have taken over , and the president is a communist who has a deep-seated hatred of white people and America. Facts have little meaning in this alternate universe. Misinformation , propaganda , and out …
How Obummer Is Destroying America By Shredding The Constitution , And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , Because He’s A Socialist Communist , Nazi Tyrant , Gay Muslim Dictator , And The Anti-Christ
Some people will believe anything about Barack Obama , no matter how ridiculous or bizarre it is. Reality is often suspended , and fantasy becomes the norm. It's not enough that he may be a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , or a secret Muslim , supporting Muslim terrorists. Something else must be involved to explain …
Barack Obama : Cross Dressing Lizard Queen From Planet Zork
People have lived in fear of Barack Obama long before he became president. Most of these are irrational fears. To some he is a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a Muslim. Anyone with a little common sense would find all of these fears highly questionable , but there are a great …
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I was Mooned By Barack Obama In A UFO
It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO. Apparently a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news and radio stations. These odd sightings have …
Hands Off My Guns Obummer!
Since the very first election of Barack Obama , a large number of Americans suddenly became extremely paranoid. They are terrified that the government is going to take not only their freedom , but their guns , imprison them in soviet style detention camps , and create a communist utopia in America. And it's all because Obama was elected president. They have …
Victoria Jackson Discovers Obama’s Mole Is Really His Conjoined Evil Twin
President Obama has been called every name under the sun - a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a gay Muslim , a terrorist , the Anti-Christ , and even an alien. To reasonable people , all of them are an exaggeration and a bit of a stretch , but to some , most of these are appropriate …
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Obama Shreds Constitution , Uses Shavings As A Salad Topping
As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall , the Obama's are looking forward to serving a special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this dinner will be particularly special , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …
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How Obama Derangement Syndrome Turned Me Into A Patriotic Paranoid Gun Loving American
When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …
A Candid Conversation With Uncle Ted : How I Learned To Kill And Blow Things Up
Ted Nugent is one of the most prolific American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released approximately thirty-four records to date , and has sold tens of millions world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango , Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …
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Obama Wants To Eat Your Kids
Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …
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