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Washington - A new show will soon debut on Fox. It's called Alternative Facts With Kellyanne Conway. The fair and balanced Fox News loves the new president , Donald Trump , and they love Kellyanne Conway just as much. The new show will air Friday mornings across the Fox Network , just after Fox And …
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Since the election of Donald Trump , liberals have gotten even crazier than they've ever been , and it's all Barack Obama's fault , because he was jealous that Hillary Clinton lost , even though he rigged it with the help of ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal …
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Even though Obama is no longer in the White House , I will continue making fun of liberals. So , here is my continuing list of Why I Still Hate Liberals ... 1) They don't believe Obama is persecuting Christians. Ever since Obama became president , Christians and Conservatives have been under attack. They've been attacked …
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There are so many reasons not to trust liberals. They're morons , they're idiots , they're fascists , they're communists , they hate America , and are destroying it without realizing it because they're too dumb to realize how dumb they are. So , I've come up with another list of more reasons not to …
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From the Alex Jones Radio Show , December 26 , 2016 - "Welcome to the show , ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas and around the world. "We have two guests on today's show. One is supposed to be a well-respected journalist who is …
Continued from chapter one : The Night Of The Twerking Dead After barfing in the young paramedic's face , I wanted to crawl under a rock and just die. I didn't mean to do it. The fact that I was feeling queasy from the cut on my head , and the disgust I felt at …
There are more reasons to dislike Barack Obama than I can count. It would take me years to list them all , but for the sake of this article I will choose the twenty most despicable ones I can think of. He's anti-Christmas : Since the Obama's entered the White House , they have shown their disdain …
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Continued from chapter 1 I grabbed Paul's phone and called my other daughter , Scarlet. "Scarlet! Obama's president another four years and I can't stop crying! America's dead! What should I do?!" "Stop acting like a baby , mom. It's not the end of the world." "Yes , it is!" "No it's not mom. …
Continued from chapter 1 : Night Of The Twerking Dead "We may be weird , but Obama's president another four years , and I can't stop crying!!!!" "And I can't stop tooting." Paul released a particularly loud and long one , the loudest and longest I had ever hear him do. "Oh my God!" Aubrey …
Chapter 1 continued I immediately got on twitter and tweeted : I can't stop crying ... America died. America is doomed. America is finished. Thanks a lot all of you lazy good for nothing Christians for not showing up! Obama's president for another four years , and as far as I'm concerned , all of …
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