Liberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired

FeaturedLiberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired

On last night’s edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America’s “self-described moral leaders” were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they were forcing demographic changes by allowing immigrants to waltz across the southern border by the hundreds of thousands – like rats deserting a sinking ship – hoping to gain new voters.

“Immediately after I said that, liberals everywhere melted down like the snowflakes they are,” he said. “They became completely hysterical. They cried. They pulled their hair out. They rolled around on the floor pounding their fists like fools. They appeared on their talk shows and called me mean names. They accused me of promoting white supremacist conspiracy theories, the “great replacement” something or other.”

Here he rolled his eyes for dramatic effect, and waved a hand, dismissing the silly, hysterical libs.

“They cried so hard and so loud,” he continued, “they actually succeeded in pulling me off the air. That’s right. After all the years I’ve been telling you on this show how Democrats are destroying our very way of life with everything from immigration, Antifa, and the cancel and the culture wars, the mob have finally succeeded in pulling me of the air, once and for all. How did they do it, you ask? Well, like I said, they screamed and pulled their hair out, and got on their talk shows and denounced yours truly as a big bad racist. They also came here to the Fox studios and burned it to the ground just as they burned down the cities of Portland, and Seattle, both of which, by the way, no longer exist. Today they’re just smoldering ruins.

“As of today, I have been informed by the producers of this show that I will no longer be the host. You heard that right. I’ve been cancelled. I am no longer the host of this show. I am told that I have been replaced by an immigrant – you know, one of those people who they falsely accused me of saying ‘make America dirtier and poorer.’

“Thanks liberals. You’ve finally succeeded in cancelling yours truly.”

After the program aired, liberals cheered at the prospect that Carlson would no longer be on the air. Both MSNBC and CNN did news segments addressing Carlson’s monologue. None of them looked as they had been crying hysterically. None of them looked as if they had been pulling their hair out, or had beaten their fists bloody on the floor in fits of rage. And it was highly doubtful that any of them had recently participated in deliberate acts of arson.

“Tucker Carlson hasn’t been cancelled,” an anonymous insider told the Journal. “Anyone who thinks Fox News will ever fire Tucker, is living in a freaking fantasy land full of rainbows and unicorns. Tucker’s their bread and butter. He makes more money for them and brings in more viewers than any of the other clowns at the network. He could easily draw more viewers than the Pope could ever hope for in a televised broadcast to the masses.

“No one cries hysterically, pulls their hair out, or rolls around on the ground pounding their fists at anything Tucker says,” the insider continued. “If they do, then they really are snowflakes. And they certainly wouldn’t burn down the studio where he does his “show.” Not even BLM would give the schmuck the attention he craves. Tucker is full of shit, but the problem is 99.09 % of the rubes who watch him, believe every word he says.

“When they find out that Tucker was playing them, they probably will cry hysterically, pull their hair out and roll around on the ground pounding their fists like fools, and Tucker will have the last laugh, because to him, that will be the sweetest shit ever – knowing that he triggered the libs – even sweeter than his own bullshit.”

In The News Last Week: Donald Trump Delivers Bizarre, Slur-Ridden Speech At Mar-A-Lago Donor Retreat – Was He Drunk, High, Or Simply Being Himself?

In The News Last Week: Donald Trump Delivers Bizarre, Slur-Ridden Speech At Mar-A-Lago Donor Retreat – Was He Drunk, High, Or Simply Being Himself?

Certain words and events have been changed for humorous effect.

Trump before his bizarre speech at Mar-a-Lago.

Speaking to a group of Republican donors at his Mar-A-Lago golf resort Saturday night, Donald Trump lambasted Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel and Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Looking as if he were about to fall asleep standing up, Trump said, “That bitch… I mean that Mitch McConnel, I’ll tell you, he’s one dumb son-of-a butthead, don’t you think?”

The crowd cheered wildly, hissing and booing in agreement.

Ever since McConnell had the testicles to criticize him for his role in the Capitol riot, which he had referred to as “a disgraceful dereliction of duty,” Trump’s panties had been wadded into a bunch.

McConnell had been one of the forty-three Republicans to vote Trump not guilty of the charge of inciting the attack on the Capitol.

“There’s no question, none really, that president Trump is practically and morally responsible for provoking the events of that day,” McConnell said back in February. “No question about it. I mean, look, they listened to Trump whine and cry like a two year-old about an election he lost fair and square. They listened to him babble about haunted voting machines, the evil spirit of Hugo Chavez, the evilest Jew in the world – George Soros – Antifa, Captain Crunch, and Tony The Tiger working with China, Joe Biden and the Democrats to steal the election. The people who stormed this building believed they were acting on the wishes and instructions of their president. And having that belief was a foreseeable consequence of false statements, conspiracy theories and reckless hyperbole which the defeated president kept shouting into the largest megaphone on earth.”

Despite his criticism, McConnell voted not guilty because he believed Trump was “Constitutionally not eligible for conviction” given the fact that he was no longer president.

“Do you know he had the balls to criticize me after the, uhh… the ahh… that… uhh… whatever it was at the Clapitol,” Trump continued, stuttering and slurring some of his words. It was obvious that he was either drunk, high, or medicated on something, but no one noticed, or seemed to care. All they cared about was Trump. All eyes present were adorably fixated on Trump.

“The riot by Antifa!?” some joker in the audience shouted, and everyone laughed, this time with more gusto.

“That’s right,” Trump said. “It was Antifa. It had nothing to do with me! It was Antifa, and Sleepy Joe prodly put ’em to it. Anyway, you know what he said? He said it was “a definition of duty.”

The crowd laughed again. Trump thought they were laughing at how stupid they believed McConnell was for blaming him for the riot. But they weren’t laughing at McConnell. They were laughing at Trump’s description of McConnell’s criticism – “description of duty.” To them it probably conjured images of bowel movements or something similar, hence the laughter.

“That’s right. That guy’s a real boozer. He should take up drinking instead. He sucks at being a Senatorial. I heard his wife once to clean my toilets. She suffered so greatly… marrying Mitch… not cleaning my toilets. Did he ever tell you that? No? Did I ever tell you that? No? I guess he’s ashamed to have people know his wife cleans crap for a living… and married Mitch. Well, I guess it’s true what Democrats say about that guy, that loser. He looks like a pencil-neck greek masquerading as a tuttle. To me he looks more like that weasel in that Foghorn Leghorn cartoom from Warmer Brothers.”

The crowd laughed uproariously, still blissfully unaware that he was drunk or high… or just not caring.

Speaking on Anthony Fauci he said, “Have you ever seen any- bloody so full of clap?”

“Mitch McConnel?!” another joker shouted, although it sounded like the same guy.

The crowd once again erupted into laughter.

“That’s right,” Trump said. “No one’s more full of crap than that… that… that Mitch the pencil-neck tuttle. Except Dr. Gouci. Fist he said not to wear a mask, then he said to wear a mask, then he said to go outside, then he said to don’t go outside, play social distancing media instead. Well, which is it Dr. Nouci I assed him. I never wrote a mask when I went outside and I was fine until I got sick, but I was OK, they gave me all kinds of drugs to make feel better, just like I do now. I felt like Superman in Christian Slater. I should have wore my Superman cape to show everyone how strong I was, don’t you think?”

“Yeah, Donald!” the joker shouted. “Ain’t no one stronger than you! Not Superman, not Batman, not Spiderman, not Iron Man, and not even me!”

Most of the crowd laughed again, like they hadn’t heard anything so funny in ages. One old woman cackled so hard her dentures flew from her mouth and landed in the hair of a woman sitting in front of her. No one noticed or seemed to care, especially the woman whose hair it was stuck in. Another old lady with a face like a donkey snorted so hard, snot exploded from her nostrils splattering several people in front of her. No one noticed or seemed to care. An old man laughed until he literally crapped himself, farting explosively as he defecated. Again, no one noticed or seemed to care.

“They made fun of me when I said the corona beer virus would be gone by Easter, and when I said you can mix belch with Kool-aid and drink it to get rid of the virus, they thought I was crazy. They laughed. But I was right. A lot of people did it and were cured. I guess I showed ’em, am I right?”

“That’s right Donald!” the joker shouted again. “No one knows more than you do! Not Mitch the tuttle, not Dr. Nouci, and not even me!”

Trump babbled on for nearly forty more minutes, about space aliens wanting to eat his brain, Mexicans being bad people who want to eat his brain, the Democrats and Sleepy Joe stealing the election through Dominion voting machines, Hugo Chavez, Antifa, George Soros, Tony The Tiger, Captain Crunch… and space aliens who wanted not only to steal the election, but eat his brain.

He also babbled about the vaccines he claimed he had been responsible for and said they should have been called Donaldcines. The media, other than Fox News, Newsmax and OANN, had no idea what the whole thing was about.

Was he drunk? Was he high? Or was he simply being himself? Your guess is as good as anyone’s guess.

CNN’s Jake Tapper Rips 12-GOP Senator “Diaper Sedition Caucasus” For Threatening To “Soil The Count” If Biden Is Officially Certified As President

CNN’s Jake Tapper Rips 12-GOP Senator “Diaper Sedition Caucasus” For Threatening To “Soil The Count” If Biden Is Officially Certified As President

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-sedition/

Jake Tapper, the host of CNN’s “State Of The Union,” began his Sunday morning program by sharply ripping into Republican Senator Ted Cruz, and nearly a dozen other Republican Senators who have made it known that they are planning to take part in a political stunt during the certification of the presidential election.

Referring to the group of lawmakers as the “Diaper Sedition Caucasus,” Tapper ripped into them like a fart in a baby diaper, as their pictures were displayed on screen – each of them photoshopped wearing diapers.

“On Saturday, twelve Republican Senators, among them Ted Cruz,  said they would show up in Congress next week to dispute the electoral certification of Joe Biden, by wearing diapers as a means of protest,” Tapper said, shaking his head. “The Diaper Caucus – or Diaper Squad to be more exact – which includes Senators Ted Cruz, and Mark Meadows, have been calling for, and I quote, “an emergency ten day audit of emergency returns’ despite there being no evidence of widespread election fraud. If they don’t get the ten days, they have promised to “soil the count.” Whatever that means, it doesn’t sound sanitary.”

“The Diaper Caucus is following the lead of Senator Josh Hawley who says he may or may not don a pair of diapers himself to object to Biden’s decisive win, despite there being zero credible evidence of fraud – zero. Hawley said whether he will wear a diaper or not depends on the circumstances. If enough of their supporters are also wearing diapers, then he said he will run to the men’s room like the Flash and change into his favorite pair of Pampers which he always carries with him for emergencies.

“Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska slammed Hawley and the others of the Diaper Sedition Caucus, saying, ‘Adults don’t wear loaded diapers to a government function to protest a vote! It’s disgusting! What the hell are they thinking? Did Charlie Kirk put them up to it? Are they adults or infants?’

“We invited each of the twelve Senators involved in plotting this disgraceful and embarrassing stunt, to appear on CNN to explain and defend their childish stunt. But of course, all of them have failed to respond. It all brings to mind what Ulysses Grant wrote in 1861: ‘There are two parties now, traitors and patriots.’ Or in this case, patriots and a party of poopers.”

Tomi Lahren: “The Left Have Set Up Another CHAZ And CHOP In Trump’s Rear End Where They Are Living Rent Free”

Tomi Lahren: “The Left Have Set Up Another CHAZ And CHOP In Trump’s Rear End Where They Are Living Rent Free”

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/fox-contributor-tomi-lahren-removing-confederate-statues-left-trying-erase-history-and


Tomi Lahren recently appeared on Fox And Friends to complain about the all powerfull left and their hatred for president Trump. The feisty conservative firebrand, who once compared Black Lives Matter to the Klan, had this to say during a discussion on the protests:

“During the previous eight years we had a wimpy, mom jeans wearing president who spent all of his time taking vacations and playing golf, who couldn’t be counted on to do a single days work,” she said at one point.

“But now we have a president who looks like a man, dresses like a man, walks like a man, and loves America because he wants to keep the confederate flag and statues in every state, and the left are doing everything they can to make him look bad. They’re trying to convince everyone that he’s racist, a fascist, and responded poorly to the pandemic, allowing over one hundred thousand to die, but the truth is, one hundred thousand dying compared to two hundred thousand dying of Ebola under Obama, is nothing, not even close.”

“Tomi, if I’m not mistaken, and I don’t think I am, I believe the correct number was two,” Steve Doocy corrected her.

“Whatever,” she shrugged. “It was still a tragedy. “The point is, it proved that Obama couldn’t find his you-know-what with a flashlight, while Trump doesn’t need one. He’s already found his. And since the left were chased out of Capitol Hill, they’ve taken up residence in president Trump’s rear end, and are living there rent free, where they’ve established another CHAZ and another CHOP, both of which are – by the way, most people don’t know this – named after Cher’s gay son, Chaz Chop Bono.”

“I doubt that, Tomi,” Doocy said. “Thanks for being with us.”

Mark Levin: “Radical Progressive Media And Dems Have Put A Racist Salad in Trump’s Mouth About Baltimore And Are Trying To Make Him And Us Eat It!”

Mark Levin: “Radical Progressive Media And Dems Have Put A Racist Salad in Trump’s Mouth About Baltimore And Are Trying To Make Him And Us Eat It!”

https://www.cnsnews.com/blog/ilona-schumicky/mark-levin-media-dems-are-putting-words-trumps-mouth-about-baltimore-sickening

 

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“The radical progressive media have put a racist salad in Trump’s mouth and are trying to make him eat it!”

From the Mark Levin radio show/July 29:

“Let’s talk about this nonsense with the president’s tweets about Congressman Elijah Cummings, and the media’s stupid response! Yeah, that’s right, I said stupid!

“I read the president’s tweet a million times, and I didn’t see anything racist about it! Put up the tweet, Mr. Producer, so we can see it! Do you see anything racist, Mr. Producer?!”

Mr. Producer: “I don’t see anything racist.”

“Thank you, Mr. Producer! Neither do I! Did he use the N word?! Certainly not! But the radical progressive media pretends as if he did! You know who did use the N word?! That rat fink Barack Obama, that’s who! Now there was a racist if I ever saw one! That’s right, I said it, in case all you liberal punks and pukes who love to hate-listen to my show, feel tempted to call in. I said it just to piss you off! Everything was about race with that guy! Did the depraved liberal media ever call him a racist?! How about it, Mr. Producer?!”

Mr. Producer: “Are you asking me?”

“No, I’m just talking to myself here. Of course I’m asking you! Who else would I be talking to?!”

Mr. Producer: “Did the liberal media call Obama a racist? Not to my knowledge.”

“That’s right, Mr. Producer! The liberal media didn’t dare call him a racist when he used the N word, did they?! And neither did we! 

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he called a white police officer stupid!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he said Trayvon Martin could have been his son!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for attending reverend Wright’s church for twenty years, who said God damn America every God damn day!

“They didn’t dare call him racist for inviting Black Lives Matter to the White House!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for forcing Obamacare down everyone’s throats!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for saying some people don’t like him because he’s black!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he wore that awful tan suit! Who wears a tan suit, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist when he put Dijon mustard on his hamburger! Who puts Dijon mustard on a hamburger, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for saluting a marine with a latte in his hand! Who salutes a marine holding a coffee, for God sake!?

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for taking too many damn vacations! Who takes too many damn vacations, for God sake?! 

“They didn’t dare call him a racist for all those executive orders! Who does too many executive orders, for God sake?!

“They didn’t dare call him racist for playing all that golf! Who plays that much golf, for God sake?! Obama, that’s who!

“The president’s not racist! You know who the real racists are?! I’ll tell you who the real racists are! Now clean the wax out of your ears all of you race baiters, you disgusting liberal media and listen real good all of you morons out there who say our president is racist! You’re the real racists! You and those radical progressive Democrats who are trying to put a racist salad in the president’s mouth! But guess what?! I’ll tell you what! It’s sickening and I’m not going to eat it, not even if they put my favorite ranch dressing on it!”

Hannity Loses It After Don Lemon Compares Trump To Hitler: “We Never Did That With Obama!”

Hannity Loses It After Don Lemon Compares Trump To Hitler: “We Never Did That With Obama!”

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hannity-to-cnn-boss-you-should-be-ashamed-of-yourself-for-letting-don-lemon-make-hitler-comparison

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America’s most honest newscaster. He ain’t no hack, and that’s a fact, Jack.

On a segment of last night’s Hannity, the Fox News host went off on CNN’s Don Lemon for comparing president Trump to Hitler.

As the host of a network that regularly compared the former black president to not only Hitler over everything from healthcare reform to executive actions on gun regulation, but a communist and a Marxist, Hannity got on his high horse to claim the moral high ground to attack a rival network that everyone knows is fake news, because the president says so.

“I was shocked when that hack Don Lemon compared our great president to Adolph Hitler,” the talk show host told The Journal. “Who does he think he is, a journalist?”

When reminded that Lemon is indeed a journalist, Hannity replied, “I know he’s a journalist, but does he have to be so hateful in his attacks on president Trump? Claiming that Trump is like Hitler is insane. We never did the same with Obama. That would have been irresponsible.”

When reminded that Fox News hosts regularly engaged in the same type of rhetoric against the former Democratic president, Hannity replied, “Well, you have to admit, he is black.”

A Mob Of Leftists Call For The Lynching Of Tucker Carlson

https://townhall.com/columnists/pauljacob/2018/09/23/the-left-strings-up-tucker-carlson-n2521635

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Carlson posing for his douche award photo.

Tucker Carlson is a Fox News commentator , sexist , race baiter , and a douche. He’s a co-founder and the editor in chief of the tabloid style news site , The Daily Caller.

In 2006 he appeared as a dancer on Dancing With The Stars , despite not really being a star , and in 2015 he appeared on Info Wars proving to everyone just how ridiculous he is by claiming that the Democratic party wants to execute gun owners.

From 2000 to 2005 he was at CNN where he hosted the Spin Room , which was quickly cancelled. In 2001 he was co-host of Cross Fire. He also hosted Tucker Carlson Unfiltered on PBS.

From 2005 to 2008 he was at MSNBC , where he hosted The Situation With Tucker Carlson , which was cancelled after three years.

In 2009 Carlson was hired as a Fox news contributor , made frequent appearances as a guest host on Greg Gutfeld’s unfunny satire show , Red Eye With GG , and occasionally sat in for Hannity. In 2016 he became the host of Tucker Carlson Tonight , which was a mid-season replacement for On The Record.

Recently , Carlson received criticism for a segment he did about changing racial demographics in the United States. Liberals perceived it as racist , but many conservatives came out in Carlson’s defense , complaining that Carlson had been falsely accused ( see above Townhall article ) of racism , that it was nothing more than libtard media political correctness , because libtards are the real racists. All they do is play the race card because of identity politics by supporting minority groups like Black Lives Matter , gays , transgenders , and keeping African-Americans on the Democratic plantation with bribes of food stamps and welfare so they will vote Democrat ( because helping people in time of need is somehow racist ) , as opposed to Republican voter suppression , which affects not only African , but white Americans ( which is somehow , not racist ) , and an obsession with preventing brown people from crossing the border for fear they will infiltrate America and steal everyone’s jobs , leading to the evils of multiculturalism and diversity.

On a recent episode of Carlson Tonight , Carlson told his viewers that leftist mobs were coming to lynch him.

“First it was mobs of angry , intolerant leftists , led by Colin Kaepernick , kneeling in disrespect to our troops and the American flag. Then it was the NRA’s Dana Loesch who was attacked by an intolerant mob of leftists at this years CNN town hall on gun violence , in which she barely escaped with her life. Then again , it was supreme court nominee Brett Kavanaugh who was viciously attacked by leftist mobs of gays , cross dressers , and transgenders , because they didn’t want him on the court , over the questionable testimony of Christine Blasey Ford.

“Now , yours truly is under attack from the same angry , and intolerant leftist crowd of gays , cross dressers , and transgenders. Why , you ask? Good question. I can’t think of a single reason why leftists would want me dead. It’s just in their nature. Leftists are naturally violent. All they know is violence.

“Recently , I did a segment on this show about changing racial demographics that most Americans oppose , and as a result , liberal heads exploded because they couldn’t handle the truth of what I was saying. But they also exploded in anger. After that segment aired , a mob of angry leftists showed up outside these very studios looking to lynch me. They were carrying pitch forks , nooses , tiki torches , and signs that read , Hang The Honky , He Hates Black People , Carlson Is A Sexist Pig , Let’s Roast Him – which , I assume , is what the pitch forks were for – He’s A White Nationalist , Let’s Roast Him For That Too , and Tuck The Cuck , which is absurd , since I am anything but a race traitor , nor am I espousing liberal values. Perhaps they were just making fun of me , who knows.

“Anyway , as I left this building to head home that night , I had to be escorted by security to my car. The leftist mob was waiting to harass and heckle me. They indeed had nooses , pitch forks , and tiki torches too. They chanted roast the pig , roast the Cuck , let’s have bacon and Tuck. I was afraid for my life. I knew if I didn’t get out of there , they were indeed going to roast me like a pig , eat me , and celebrate my death in an orgy of leftist mob frenzy.”

“Tucker is full of s**t ,” an anonymous source who witnessed the ‘mob’ , told the Journal. “The only mob waiting for him were four little old ladies who told him he should be ashamed of himself for being a douche and a putz. And , get this , one of them happened to be a former baby sitter of his , who grabbed him by the ear and said she was telling his mommy what a bad boy he had been.

“Tucker was so triggered by the confrontation that he started crying and begged her not to tell his mommy.”

Trump Advisory Board Member , ‘Dr. Gina’ , Suffers Bizarre Melt Down During Live Broadcast Of Hannity

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b90b2a5e4b0162f4729cda2/amp

Dr. Gina’s bizarre melt down on Hannity. “Leave Trump alone , mean liberals!”

Dr. Gina Loudon is a Fox News quack psychologist, who has falsely claimed to have a degree in psychology. She’s written some of the lamest articles ( example here ) for some of the lamest so-called news sites , which include Politichicks , Rightwing News , World Nut Daily , and Breitbart.

Anyone with some common sense , and a bit of decency would be self-conscious of the fact that their name and reputation are associated with one of the sleaziest websites on the internet. But Dr. Gina remains blissfully unaware of that fact. Either that , or she just doesn’t care. To this day , she continues to publish in the aforementioned , including the dumbest of the dumbest , the discredited birther , conspiracy website World Nut Daily , where she continues to outdo her craziness with each new article.

She’s also written a new book – Mad Politics : How To Keep Your Sanity In A World Gone Crazy – which is ironic , since one could easily make the argument based on many of the articles she’s written , that she is severely lacking not only in the intellect department , but the sanity department.

This is a supposed psychologist who once berated the former president in a World Nut Daily article for golfing , executive orders , and vacationing , as signs of psychopathy. But she has remained silent on the current president’s executive orders , and his vacation and golf habits , whom she has laughably praised as a great leader , simply due to the fact that she is a close friend of his.

She never bothered to meet the last president , to get to know him as a human being , however flawed , instead choosing to spread lies and conspiracy theories about him. She was the supposed expert who knew what made Obama tick , and now Trump , but she’s nothing but a partisan hack , playing for a team. Team Trump.

On an episode of Hannity last week , while discussing her latest book Mad Politics , Dr. Gina went into a bizarre melt down , and according to witnesses blamed liberals , Democrats , Obama , and the deep state.

“I’ve always liked Dr. Gina ,” an anonymous witness told the Journal , “even though I think she’s as crazy as a bed bug , and disagree with her on almost everything. Even crazy people can be nice. But despite her questionable state of mind , she’s always seemed to have a level head and has always managed to keep her cool , even when upset. So , when her little outburst occurred , it shocked the hell out of me.”

” ‘Liberals are such whiny little crybabies ,’ ” Dr. Gina said. ‘Say one positive thing about president Trump , like he’s improved the economy all by himself because he’s such a great president , or he’s the sanest president – compared to Obama – and they crumble like the cupcakes they are.”

Sean said ,” ‘That’s right. They literally crumble. And then they literally explode. Kapow! Kaboom.’ He made exploding noises , spittle flying from his mouth.

” ‘That’s right , Sean. They make fun of conservatives and claim we’re the ones who wear diapers because we don’t get our way. But nothing could be further from the truth. Liberals are the diaper wearing crybabies. A perfect example of this was when I tweeted that president Trump is the sanest man to occupy the White House , and that he was an honest and truthful man who even Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck endorsed for president , I was viciously attacked , so I attacked back in the only language liberals clearly understand , by tweeting , the country’s greater than it’s ever been. Trump is MAGA! Obama sucks. But Trump is mean! Waaaaahhhhhh! I included some crybaby 😭😭😭 emojis to show what whiny babies they are , followed by , can we just move on now? But liberals aren’t the least bit interested in moving on , Sean. Now that Trump is president and is making America great again , they just want to kick and scream and throw temper tantrums because they would rather America not be great again , which really pisses me off , Sean. They want to pretend that it was already great , just so they can have an excuse to attack him.’

Hannity said , ” ‘I agree , Dr. Gina , but wasn’t it Obama who was endorsed by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , and if I’m not mistaken , most of the Disney crew?’

” ‘How should I know , Sean? All I know is , liberals are so mean I just want to scream in frustration.’

“Which she did , startling not only me but everyone in the studio.

” ‘I’m sorry , Sean , I’m just so pissed off. Can’t they see he’s the greatest president who ever lived?’

“With each question her voice rose higher until she was nearly screaming.

‘Can’t they see what he’s done for the economy? Can’t they see how honest and loyal , and truthful he is? Can’t they see he never lies , like Obama , who lied all the time? Can’t they see they have Trump derangement syndrome because they can’t get under his skin? Can’t they see how sane he is because he knows how great he is? And can’t they see how sane I am too , because I know how great he is , and because I’m humble , know history , and stay informed!’

“Sean asked her if she was alright.

” ‘I’m alright , Sean.’ She plucked a tissue from the dispenser between her and Sean and proceeded to cry , dabbing at the corners of her eyes.

” ‘It’s so unfair , Sean ‘, she cried. ‘Why are liberals so mean to him? Conservatives weren’t mean to Obama. President Trump hasn’t done anything for them to treat him this way!’

“She put her head in her arms and started bawling. ‘Waaaaahaaahaaa! Waaaaahaaahaaa!’

Her shoulders heaved with each haha. Sean had this surprised , startled look on his face like he didn’t know what to do. We were all surprised , startled , and didn’t know what to do , except watch in fascination as she made a spectacle of herself.

“Her blubbering lasted perhaps almost thirty seconds , her shoulders continuing to heave with each haha. Then she looked up. Her makeup was smudged and runny with her tears. I blinked in shock at how ridiculous she looked. We all did. And before I knew it , she was on the floor , rolling around , blubbering and crying and kicking and pounding her fists like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

“The moment she hit the floor , Sean snapped out of his shock , making quick cutting motions. ‘Cut the cameras! Cut the cameras!’

“The cameras were cut. But the damage had already been done. This wasn’t going to look good for Sean Hannity , having one of his guests melt down on live television. It was the third incident here in less than a month. It would be interesting to see how he handled it.

“After the cameras had been cut , Sean helped Dr. Gina to her feet. She seemed to have been all cried out. Her makeup looked runnier and even more smudged , and her hair was all mussed up. She looked absolutely ridiculous. All she needed was a tall pointy hat , a broom stick and a black dress , and she would be ready to go trick or treating.

“She was also clearly embarrassed. ‘I don’t know what possessed me to behave that way ,’ she said.

” ‘It’s not your fault Dr. Gina ,’ Sean said. ‘I believe it was liberal , Obama , Democrat , deep state derangement syndrome.’

” ‘You know , Sean , I think you’re right ,’ she said , and they both laughed.”

How Barack Obama Ruined America And Was the Worst President Ever – Part 4

If you talk to liberals on a daily basis like I do , you will quickly realize how stupid they are. They believe the stupidest things : God isn’t real , global warming is real , the birth certificate is also real , Trump is not making America great again , and Barack Obama was the greatest president who ever lived.

This shows you how clueless liberals are. They live in their own universe. There is no hope for them.

If the following list doesn’t convince you how stupid liberals are , and that Barack Obama was the worst president who ever lived , then you’ve obviously been brainwashed by the lame stream liberal media , and there is also no hope for you.

Selfie Gate : There were many shocking scandals during Obama’s reign of tyranny , some of the worst being , having critics of his excessive vacations and golf outings , permanently silenced. But this scandal is probably his most heinous. When Obama took a selfie with the Boston Red Sox first baseman David ‘Big Pappy’ Ortiz , it was proof that he hated white people and was planning on starting a race war. When that war will be carried out , God only knows. But God knows Big Pappy will be there to fight by his – Obama’s – side. Which was the purpose for the selfie , to recruit Pappy as his general in the war.

Skeet Gate : Here’s one scandal that had me genuinely confused when I heard about it. A 2013 photo of Obama shooting a shot-gun!? Could it be? Was it true? Was the forty-fourth president of the United States a real man who liked to shoot guns like a real American , or a sissy-boy , mom jeans wearing wimp who wilted like a pansy at the sight of a gun?

On closer inspection of the photo , I noticed he was indeed wearing mom jeans , and came to the conclusion that it was fake , a cheap photo shop to make Obama look a real man , not a mom jeans wearing , weak kneed sissy-boy who wilted like a pansy at the sight of a gun , like he really was.

Mars Gate : Obama traveled to the red planet in his youth ,via a DARPA program , where he learned to be a tyrannical America hating , mom jeans wearing dictator.

Baseball Gate : Another failed attempt to make Obama look like a man , instead of the mom jeans wearing , sissy-boy pansy he really was , and is.

Jogging Gate : This one confirmed what conservatives had always suspected , that Obama — and Biden – was always gay. Why else would two grown men run on the White House lawn? For exercise? No , most likely they were having an affair and they didn’t want Michelle – who is really a man – to find out. When they finished their jogging , or whatever they were really doing , they both put their mom jeans back on.

And those are five more ways Obama ruined America and was the worst president ever.

How Barack Obama Ruined America , And Was The Worst President Ever , Part 1

 

 

 

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An exclusive expose that lame stream liberal sources are unwilling to cover   ,  by conservative sleuth John Hawkins.

Barack Obama was the worst president the United Stated has ever had. During his eight years in office his Marxist policies utterly destroyed America. From Obama care to the economy , millions of Americans were left devastated , jobless and never recovered. I know liberals don’t want to hear the truth but now that Trump is president America is indeed great again , no doubt about it : the economy is booming , and millions more people are working than they ever were under Obama.

With this list , I intend to prove what an utter failure Barack Obama was and why conservatives disliked him so much. It had nothing to do with racism , but his Marxist policies.

Here are the first five worse offenses committed by Obama that prove he ruined America and was the worst president ever.

1) Tan Suit Gate , or Suit Gate.  Remember when Obama wore that tan suit? It was one of the most disgraceful things he did as president. Worse than Benghazi and even worse than saying ‘if you like your health care you can keep it.’ By wearing it , he was showing how much contempt he had for the presidency , and tailors all over America. They must have had nightmares about that suit for weeks. I never would have been caught dead in such an outfit , but the fact that Obama was caught on camera wearing it , proved what conservatives have said about him all along , that he was a Marxist.

2) Shoe Gate.  Another shameful display of disrespect was when he put his feet up on the Oval office desk. I see no problem with someone wanting to put their feet on their desk top. I’ve done it myself sometimes , especially when I’m barefoot , to keep the dog from licking my feet. But at least he could have taken his shoes off first. He probably would have started clipping his toe nails , and popped his corns , both of which would have been gross enough to give me nightmares.

Some conservatives believe he was signaling to the Muslim Brotherhood how much he hated America , but I believe he was just showing off his clod hoppers.

3) Beer Gate. When Obama insulted police Sargeant James Crowley , he was insulting every white person in America. He was showing America that he was a racist by calling him stupid. That means Obama thinks every white person is stupid. Which is why he had to apologize by inviting him over to the White House for a beer and some nuts. Where he got drunk and made a fool of himself , like the time he wore that awful tan suit.

4) Latte Gate. One of Obama’s most shameful displays of disrespect. Everyone knows he has always hated the military , and saluting marines with a latte in his hand was all the proof anyone needed. Not only was it disrespectful , it also proved he was a Marxist , because as everyone knows , only Marxists salute with coffee in their hands.

5) Mustard Gate. When Obama put Dijon mustard on his hamburger instead of ketchup , it not only proved how un American he was , but also a Marxist. Only a Marxist would put Dijon mustard on their hamburger.

And there you have it , the first five worst offenses by Barack Obama that proved he ruined America and was the worst president ever.