President Trump Is Hotter Than Taylor Swift

In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …

Breaking: Jeanine Pirro Returns To The Looney Bin After Live-On-Air Brawl With Jessica Tarlov

In what media insiders are calling "The Real Housewives Of Fox News," Jeanine Pirro was once again handcuffed and escorted off the set of The Five in a designer straight-jacket after an on-air brawl with co-host Jessica Tarlov left the Fox News studio looking like the aftermath of a bar fight at Mar-A-Lago. The melee …

Mark Levin: “It’s Not Illegal Or Unconstitutional To Use Fake Projectors!”

A bit of background on Mark Levin. Levin is the host of Life, Liberty and Levin on the Fox News network. In the evenings he hosts the syndicated The Mark Levin Show on the Westwood One network where he rants and raves in his annoying nasal voice about everything Joe Biden, the Democrats and the …

Charlie Kirk Can’t Speak Coherently, So He Wears A Diaper

In the years since Charlie Kirk founded TPUSA, he has become the poster boy for a conservative movement and an entire political party that see themselves as endless victims of liberal intolerance, who dare criticize his intolerance and make him the butt of endless jokes. In 2017, Kirk - ever the great American Patriot, and …

Mark Levin Says He’s Having Trouble Breathing, And He’s Beginning To Wonder If Obama Had Anything To Do With It.

America's greatest Constitutional expert - yeah, that's right, I said it - and Fox News host, Mark Levin complained yesterday on his radio show that he was having trouble breathing with minimal effort. "I told you a couple of weeks ago, I've been having trouble breathing with minimal exertion," he said in his signature nasal …

Don’t Watch The January 06 Committee Hearings; Watch Mark Levin Instead As He Screeches In His Nasal Voice

On the January 21 broadcast of his Westwood One radio show, the host of  Life, Liberty & Levin, told his audience of eight listeners not to watch the January 06 hearings because he said so. "You know what? Nobody cares, and that's the truth, nobody should care!" His screeching, nasal tone created a feedback loop. …

Tucker Carlson Asks His Audience, “Where’s The Outrage When A Comic Dog Defecates On The Constitution?”

After learning that Stephen Colbert and crew were arrested last week on Capitol grounds, Tucker Carlson accused the Late Night host of breaking and entering, inciting a riot and an insurrection worse than the Trump-loving mob that stormed it to prevent Congress from certifying state electoral votes for Biden. Apparently, Colbert and his production crew …

Tomi Lahren Complains About Hypocrisy In All Forms – Except Her Own

Appearing on Fox And Friends over the Juneteenth weekend, Tomi Lahren - AKA Nazi Barbi by her critics - pointed out to Fox And Friends host, Pete Hegseth, what liberals just can't seem to get through their thick skulls: that everyone on the left but her is a hypocrite. Hegseth had just aired a clip …

Liberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired

On last night's edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America's "self-described moral leaders" were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they …

In The News Last Week: Donald Trump Delivers Bizarre, Slur-Ridden Speech At Mar-A-Lago Donor Retreat – Was He Drunk, High, Or Simply Being Himself?

Certain words and events have been changed for humorous effect. Trump before his bizarre speech at Mar-a-Lago. Speaking to a group of Republican donors at his Mar-A-Lago golf resort Saturday night, Donald Trump lambasted Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel and Dr. Anthony Fauci. Looking as if he were about to fall asleep standing up, Trump …