How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , Acorn , The Homeless , Illegal Immigrants , And The Walking Dead Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House

Since Barack Obama was elected into the White House  , conservatives have been baffled as to how a black man could have become president without rigging the election. After all , as any respectable , well-informed conservative knows , he was a fraud to begin with , a communist , mentored by the likes of Saul Alinsky ,  Bill Ayers , and …

I Was A Chalupacabrabama For The CIA

  Alex Jones is a conservative radio talk show host out of Austin , Texas. In addition to his radio show , he also runs  the websites , Info Wars , and Prison Planet. Typical of many conservatives , he is a liberal and a Obama hater , who believes that the president and liberals are part of a vast , global conspiracy …

Obama The Duck

 Long before Barack Obama was even elected president , xenophobes , and racists  perceived  him as the Bogey Man , due to the rhetoric and propaganda pushed by Republicans. They believed all kinds of nonsense about him that wasn't true.  He was a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , gay , a gay Muslim  , an alien , even the Anti-Christ. They are …

Bye Bye America Died … That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried

November 4 , 2008 Barack Obama was initially elected forty-fourth president of the United States.  Conservatives all over America lost their minds , and the Tea Party was officially born.  The prevailing consensus was that he was a foreigner , a communist socialist , gay , and a Muslim , therefore not fit to be president. They were paranoid that he would destroy America and …

How To Cure OCD ( Obama Compulsive Disorder ) In Three Easy Steps

Do you have a friend , a relative , or a family member who is a liberal? If you do , chances are  they might be a Obama supporter. Have you often felt frustrated when trying to reason with them? Have you often felt as if you were talking to a brick wall? Have you often felt that debating with them is …

My Obama / OCD Connection

Anne-Marie Murrell is a typical Tea Party Republican. Like most  Obama hating Conservatives she lives in an alternate version of reality where the Muslims have taken over , and the president is a communist who has a deep-seated hatred of white people and America.  Facts have little meaning in this alternate universe. Misinformation , propaganda , and out …

I was Mooned By Barack Obama In A UFO

It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO.  Apparently  a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news  and radio stations. These odd sightings have …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 9

1) They don't believe Progressive is an insurance company owned and run by communists. 2) They don't believe the Nazi LGBT are persecuting Christians. 3) They don't believe in Santa Claus. 4) They don't believe Jesus is white. 5) They don't believe Obama is sending flowers and candy , and greeting cards to his Muslim terrorist …

Proof That Conservatives Are More Intelligent Than Liberals

 Liberals love to brag about how smart they are compared to conservatives. But there have been numerous studies to prove them wrong. Conservatives are more informed , and better educated than liberals. Below are the most common misconceptions that liberals are more intelligent.  Liberals believe they are experts at everything. Religion , politics , science …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 7

1) They believe George Bush lied about weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. 2) They don't believe guns make Americans safer. 3) They believe Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pants shitter. 4) They don't believe Barack Obama is plotting to invade Texas through Jade Helm. 5) They don't believe the End Times are upon us …