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In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …
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Clay Travis, host of Fox News' Outkick, appeared recently on Watters' World with host Jesse Watters to discuss how Joe Biden stole the 2020 election. Clay Travis: "Let's be clear about the facts here, Jesse. Joe Biden and the Democrats rigged the entire election for Joe Biden. Then they covered their a**es by claiming that …
America's greatest Constitutional expert - yeah, that's right, I said it - and Fox News host, Mark Levin complained yesterday on his radio show that he was having trouble breathing with minimal effort. "I told you a couple of weeks ago, I've been having trouble breathing with minimal exertion," he said in his signature nasal …
In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …
Since the start of a pandemic that has since killed approximately 792k people in America, Fox News hosts and pundits have complained non-stop how mean and divisive the Democrats have been to Donald Trump and his supporters, who are nothing short of patriots. As they bravely informed the rubes that the coronavirus that causes COVID …
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Everybody loves Mark Levin - right? Not really. Not everyone can stand the a**hole. Never shuts the hell up. All he does is scream like a banshee in that annoying, whiny, nasal voice. The rubes who listen to him - all twenty-four - think he's a philosopher, a Constitutionalist - the Great One Sean Hannity …
Before coronavirus was a thing, there was Fart Gate. In the fall of 2019, during an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Congressman Eric Swalwell appeared to rip one. The embarrassing event - which was nothing more than the scrape of a mug across a table - was nonetheless so big, it trended on Twitter …
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The Great One, with his My Teddy Bear Pillow. On a recent broadcast of his radio show, the Great One told his audience of seven: "This is an American company," Levin said in the nasally voice that his listeners never seem to get tired of hearing. "It is founded by and run by an American …
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As the coronavirus refuses to go away due to the stubbornness and stupidity of Republicans, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis appeared on Tucker Carlson Tonight to complained that Democrats have politicized masks for no reason. The governor's ratings approval have dropped faster than Floridians are filling up hospitals due to his executive orders banning mask mandates, …
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On last night's edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America's "self-described moral leaders" were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they …
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