President Trump Is Hotter Than Taylor Swift

In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …

Mark Levin: “It’s Not Illegal Or Unconstitutional To Use Fake Projectors!”

A bit of background on Mark Levin. Levin is the host of Life, Liberty and Levin on the Fox News network. In the evenings he hosts the syndicated The Mark Levin Show on the Westwood One network where he rants and raves in his annoying nasal voice about everything Joe Biden, the Democrats and the …

This Week In Fox News: Jesse Watters Edition/ “Joe Biden Rigged The Entire Election, But Can’t Remember How He Did It Because He Has Dementia”

Clay Travis, host of Fox News' Outkick, appeared recently on Watters' World with host Jesse Watters to discuss how Joe Biden stole the 2020 election. Clay Travis: "Let's be clear about the facts here, Jesse. Joe Biden and the Democrats rigged the entire election for Joe Biden. Then they covered their a**es by claiming that …

Mark Levin Says He’s Having Trouble Breathing, And He’s Beginning To Wonder If Obama Had Anything To Do With It.

America's greatest Constitutional expert - yeah, that's right, I said it - and Fox News host, Mark Levin complained yesterday on his radio show that he was having trouble breathing with minimal effort. "I told you a couple of weeks ago, I've been having trouble breathing with minimal exertion," he said in his signature nasal …

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Tells Sean Hannity That President Biden’s Immigration Policy Is Like The Zombie Apocalypse In That Brad Pitt Movie

In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …

“Wild And Crazy” Jeanine Pirro, Arrested, Handcuffed, Straight-Jacketed, And Dragged Off To The Funny Farm A Fourth Time

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro has been arrested, handcuffed, Straight-Jacketed, and dragged off to the funny farm on three previous occasions during her employment at Fox News. The fourth time occurred during a recent segment of The Five. During a recent appearance of The Five, liberal co-host Jessica Tarlov attempted to correct her co-hosts on …

Mark Levin: “Democrats Should Hold Themselves And Antifa In Contempt For Invading The Capitol, Not Steve Bannon!”

From the October 21 broadcast of the Mark Levin Show: "Can you believe the House of Representatives has voted to hold Steve Bannon in Contempt for failing to testify?" Levin screeched in his nasally voice. "You know who I hold in Contempt? The Democrats, that who!"They want Bannon in prison! In prison for what?! For …

The Real Fart Gate: Mike Huckabee Flatulates During Interview With Sean Hannity

Before coronavirus was a thing, there was Fart Gate. In the fall of 2019, during an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Congressman Eric Swalwell appeared to rip one. The embarrassing event - which was nothing more than the scrape of a mug across a table - was nonetheless so big, it trended on Twitter …

Liberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired

On last night's edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America's "self-described moral leaders" were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they …

Charlie Kirk Owns The Libs Once Again

Charlie Kirk has had the last laugh. For years, Turning Point USA's founder and executive director, has been owning the libs in spectacular fashion, just as he did when he put on his first pair of Pampers to own the smug libs in 2017, who were crying for a safe space on the campus of …