If you’re a Republican Tea Party gun loving American patriot like I am , then you know how evil and dangerous Barack Obama is , and that he’s destroying America. It’s not just that he’s a Marxist-socialist-fascist-Muslim-terrorist-enabler-sympathizer – we all know he is – that makes him evil and dangerous , although those reasons are bad enough.
It’s much more than that. The truth is much more disturbing , and much more bizarre than anyone could ever imagine. Consider these facts :
In her book , The Mole That Is Not Really A Mole In The White House : Obama’s Mole Not Really A Mole , But His Evil Con-Joined Twin , Victoria Jackson claims the mole beside Obama’s nose is none other than the Anti-Christ , who is really his evil twin , Julio , and is influencing him to undermine the constitution with same-sex marriage , excessive executive orders , his immigration policy , persecution of Christians , and all kinds of other stuff.
In How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , Acorn , The Homeless , Illegal Immigrants , And The Walking Dead – not the TV show – Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House , she claims two of Disney’s most loved characters helped Acorn – the radical communist community organization inspired by communist Saul Alinsky – homeless people , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead – yes , actual dead people Obama raised from cemeteries all over America because he’s the Ant-Christ – to steal the 2008 and 2012 elections.
In her book , To Serve Obama , she claims that Michelle Obama deliberately attempted to fatten Americas kids so Obama could eat them. Thank God he didn’t get away with it.
In Barack’s Magic Pen , she let us know that Obama has signed more executive orders than every president combined , which makes him Americas first dictator.
In her book , Obama Is A Psychopath Because He Takes Vacations And Plays Golf , Dr. Gina diagnoses the president as a psychopath because of his mindless obsession with vacations and golf , both of which he seems to be conveniently doing whenever terror strikes.
In Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , Victoria , Morgan Brittany , and I had a close encounter with mindless Obama supporters.
In I Was A Chalupacabrabama For The CIA , Alex Jones told a disturbing tale of the CIA merging the DNA of Barack Obama Sr. with that of a chupacabra , and that they were creating an army of monsters with appetites for chalupas.
In her book , Hands Off My Guns Jan Morgan proves that liberals and Obama are fascists who are destroying the second amendment , and are desperately trying to take our guns away through gun control.
In my own book , Evil Eyes , I informed my readers that Obama is destroying this country and turning it into a communist paradise , because that’s what he was taught to do by his close friends and mentors , Bill Ayers , Saul Alinsky , and Frank Marshall Davis. He has also appointed a disturbing amount of Czars to the White House staff , which proves that he is a communist.
We heard again recently from Alex Jones that King Obama has been building an army of infant soldiers with martial arts abilities that may soon be used to take over America.
It makes sense. But what I want to know is : will they be working hand in hand with the army of chalupacabrabamas? And if so , will the chalupacabrabamas be able to do so without eating them? Because it’s a known fact that communists eat babies , and the chalupacabrabamas are definitely communists.
The previous facts may seem far-fetched to the average American. But those who know the real Barack Obama , see a disturbing pattern. A pattern leading to a disturbing , startling , and ominous conclusion. What that conclusion will be , only time will tell. God help us all.
The Weekly News 