When America’s greatest radio host passed away from cancer last week, one of Congresse’s newest members – Lauren “Qbert- Bobblehead” Boebert – called on Joe Biden to honor him by flying the White House flags at half-staff – or she would wear a diaper in protest.
The NRA heat-packing and Qbert-loving Congresswoman posted on Twitter:
Suffice it to say, most Twitter users ridiculed the s*** out of her – pun intended – but one user by the name of Charlie Kirk himself – he of TPUSA fame, whom many have dubbed “diaper boy” due to a previous unfortunate incident – came to her defense.
Liberals are so immature. As I’ve always said, they’re the real diaper-wearing crybabies, and we’ll prove it when thousands of MAGA, diaper-wearing supporters march outside the White House culminating in a massive poop-out in honor of Rush Limbaugh. Hah Hah, take that smug liberals! You’re so easy to own.” #WearADiaperOwnALib
Millions of libs all over America died laughing after reading Charlie’s tweet. Libs owned.
After CNN aired it’s seven hour town hall on climate change, Mark Levin complained about it on his radio show.
“The looney left is at it again, ladies and gentlemen!” he said in the irritating, nasally voice that all six of his listening audience were familiar with.
“Frosty Freeze?! We should eliminate Frosty Freeze!? Why the hell would we do that?! Frosty Freeze is one of the companies that drove the great ice cream revolution! That gave us such great flavors and not so great flavors of ice cream, like Rocky Road, Chunking Monkey, Better Butter Nuts And Bolts, Rolly Polly Chocolate, Bizarro Bacon And Banana – one of my favorites – Funky Fried Chicken Chocolate And Vanilla, BlueberryBonkers And Bananas, LooneyLefty’s LemonMeringue – a favorite of the looney left – CaptainCrunch’sNuts – there’s a real treat for all you looney liberals out there – Virgin Vanilla Crème, Luscious Backdoor Crème Pies Of Fun, and Randy’s RaspberryRainbowSupreme – two favorites of the gays because they contain every color of the rainbow! Can you guess the flavors that aren’t so great?!
“They also gave us ice cream companies, some great and some not so great, like Blue Bunny, Braum’s, Haagen-Dasz, and Ben And Jerry’s – not so good, they’re Marxists, but they do make great ice cream!
“So, what’s this nonsense I hear from Democrats that we should go back to the Stone age just because they don’t like Frosty Freeze?! What is this, an episode of the Flintstone’s?!”
When he mentioned the Flintstone’s, the popular children’s cartoon theme began playing in the background.
“Very funny, Mr. Producer,” Levin said. “You’re almost as funny as they are.
“So, I ask you, ladies and gentlemen. What’s their obsession with banning ice cream and the companies that make it, for God sake?! We all love ice cream. We all live for ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all –
“What’s that, Mr. Producer?”
Mr. Producer: “I said, it’s fossil fuels. They were talking about fossil fuels, not Frosty Freeze.”
For a moment Levin’s face turned red. Then he screamed, “So what?! They’re still a bunch of morons! There, I said it!”