My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fcc4429c5b6636e0925e4c7

During the “Victory Rally” at the Valdosta Regional airport in Atlanta, Georgia, Mike Lindell literally flipped his wig in support of Donald Trump.

Lindell, the founder and CEO of My Pillow has had a recurring role in the company’s ads over the years, and is a sponsor of several conservative news outlets, including Fox News. He is an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump, sometimes referring to him as “America’s greatest president.” Anyone remotely connected to reality, would disagree with that assessment.

As a crackpot who supports the president, he found himself in some controversy for promoting the plant extract Oleandrin as a cure for COVID-19, despite there being no evidence to support it. In the early months of the pandemic, Lindell had claimed while at a coronavirus press conference, that Trump was chosen by God – which conservatives failed to see the irony of said claim, especially during a pandemic which he failed to take seriously – for which he was ridiculed on social media.

More recently, Lindell had a meltdown on air when CNN’s Anderson Cooper accused the con man of being a “snake oil salesman, which apparently hurt his feelings, thereby threatening a lawsuit.

At a recent “victory rally “in support of Kelly Loeffler, and David Perdue, Lindell was interviewed by another enthusiastic Trump supporter from a conservative news site. As music blared from speakers in the background, he explained how they planned to steal the election from Georgia voters. The same plan that president Trump laid out during his phone conversation with Brian Kemp.

We have to get this governor, Brian Kemp to get his fingers out of his nose and rear end long enough to do something about turning this election around!” Lindell shouted. “He has to give an order to Congress or a Girl Scout meeting, whatever they do up there, their legislators, and pull down Georgia and not give it to Biden! It doesn’t matter who they give it to. Just don’t give it to Biden, and find out all your corruption. We all know Sleepy Possum Joe’s a crook; he proved it by winning the election because he cheated. He slept through it while his comrades Cuba, Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, and George Soros did all the dirty work on his behalf, so we know people will be going to jail.

How do you not put people in prison? They will be going to prison. If you pull down Georgia, Pennsylvania, and crooked Hillary in Nevada, now nobody has 270 electoral votes and it goes to Donald Trump to win the election! And he will win it! That I guarantee!! When everybody sees that the socialist Democrats cheated, everybody, including the Trump-haters, are going to say,’oh wow! He really did win! And let me tell you, a lot of people are going to prison for this. Because Trump won by a landslide. I know there was fraud, even though they claim we have no evidence, but we have tons of evidence, the liberal courts just don’t want to hear the evidence. I know what I’m talking about. I’m not just some pillow guy they can mock!”

Wow! I love your enthusiasm and passion!” the interviewer said.

Lindell was ecstatic at the prospect of Trump stealing the election. He began playing an air guitar while attempting to imitate Chuck Berry doing his patented Duck Walk. However, he was unable to get more than a few feet before tripping and falling flat on his face. As his face smacked into the platform, his hair piece flew from his scalp with an audible boing. It sailed through the air like a cat nervous cat reacting to a sudden noise.

Looking embarrassed, Lindell got to his feet.

“Wow! I had no idea you wore a wig either, dude! You’re like a rock star! A bald rock star!”

Lindell grinned stupidly into the camera.

Former Trump Voter Explains Why He’s Voting For “Sleepy Time Possom” Joe Biden Over Trump

Former Trump Voter Explains Why He’s Voting For “Sleepy Time Possom” Joe Biden Over Trump




HuffPost reporter Daniel Marans spoke with a former Trump voter Tuesday outside the Luzerne County building in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania prior to the president’s rally. There was a long line of early voters with much of the queue taking place inside.

Many of them were wearing the familiar clothing that is typical of Trump supporters: Make America Great; Don’t Be A Chump, Vote Trump. Some wore shirts captioned, “Obama Sucks, And Hillary Too. One woman wore a shirt with a picture of Democratic Candidate¬† Joe Biden with the caption, “Vote Trump, Not Sleepy Joe, He’ll Just Fall Asleep In The White House And Never Wake Up. Many of them carried United States and Confederate flags.

Marans spoke to one particular Trump voter now planning to vote for Biden. Michael Scott, a chef by trade, who was present with his wife Lee Kuczynski, a food service worker and a Biden supporter. Both were wearing masks.

“What is it that turned you off to Trump and made you want to vote for Biden?” Marans wanted to know. “Was it his dishonesty, his compulsive lying?”

“No… not really,” Scott said. “Some people think all he does is lie, and he does, I will admit that, he lies a lot, but sometimes I think he’s just stretching the truth a bit. You can’t really call it lying.”

“Uh, yeah, you can call it lying,” his wife Lee said.

“Whatever.”

“Was it the grabbing them by the you-know-what tape?”

“Are you kidding me? I wouldn’t hold that against him. I’ve grabbed quite a few in my time,” Scott said laughing. “I grab hers all the time.” He made a playful swipe at his wife’s crotch. She too laughed, swatting his hand away.

“Was it his coronavirus response?”

“No way. It was first rate. His response to the pandemic was so much better than Obama and Sleepy Joe’s to the Ebola crises.”

Marans reminded him that over 200,000 have so far died of COVID-19, and two died of Ebola.

Scott shrugged. “Well…so they say.”

Marans looked bewildered. “Was it when he started calling Joe Biden, ‘Sleepy Joe’?


“Nope. I think it’s a good name for him, don’t you think? I mean, he looks like a Sleepy Joe. In fact, he looks like that Looney Toons character, Sleepy Time Possom, especially when he dozes off.”

“Was it his racism? Calling Mexicans rapists and murderers?”


“Not really. But I think there was some truth to what he said. I mean, they are coming here to steal our jobs, right? And, in addition to drinking all our beer, I heard according to Q, they want to impregnate our dogs and cats, and eat new born babies.”

“You don’t really believe that, do you?”

Scott shrugged. “I don’t know. It’s a possibility. I mean, Pizza Gate turned out to be true.”

“Marans looked at Scott if he had just taken a bite out of a really bad fruitcake. “It was proven to be a hoax,” he said.

“That’s your opinion.”

He turned to Lee. “You don’t believe any of that, do you?”

“Do I look crazy to you?” she said.

“Why would they want to do that?”

Scott shrugged again. “I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Q. Only he knows.”

“Alright… so what was it that made you decide to vote for Joe Biden?”

“Well, for me it was the first time he put on a mask -”

“You mean Trump, not Biden?”

“Right, and he was always saying, masks don’t work, masks don’t work, and now he puts on a mask. I don’t get it. What’s up with that?”

“I don’t get it either,” Marans said. “Why would that make you vote for Biden, and why are you wearing a mask?”

Scott shrugged. “I don’t know. You’ll have to ask Q. Only he knows.”

Rudy Giuliani Hacks Up A Lung During Pro Trump Speech

Rudy Giuliani Hacks Up A Lung During Pro Trump Speech

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/rudy-giuliani-falsely-claims-people-dont-die-of-coronavirus-anymore/



At a campaign rally in Philadelphia Monday, Trump lover and former Mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani hacked up a lung after some questionable comments on the coronavirus.

Appearing at a small pro Trump gathering billed as an Italian Americans For Trump event, Giuliani claimed that people are no longer dying from coronavirus infection.

Highlights from the event include –

Giuliani told the small crowd that he had taken hydroxychloroquine – even though he had earlier claimed to have tested negative for COVID – the drug that was allegedly discredited as a treatment.

“I took one this morning,” he said. “I was exposed four days ago. Four negatives.” ( One would wonder why he would bother taking it if he had tested negative ).

“My doctor makes me take it because he believes it’s a prophylactic, ( you know, like wearing a condom. If I shoot my wad, I will never be falsely accused of sexual misconduct and be labeled a pervert like president Trump ).”

The crowd cheered wildly. Someone yelled, “You da man, Rudy, shoot dat wad!”

On Joe Biden:

“He’s a slimy crooked politician.” ( Giuliani should take a look in a mirror; he would see a slimy, crooked politician looking back at him ). “But he comes across as a nice old man. ( Too bad Giuliani doesn’t come across as anything but a buffoon ). “He’s a Catholic, a fake Catholic”, to which a doofus in the crowd yelled, “Killing babies two days before they’re born – he’s okay with it!”

On Black Lives Matter Giuliani let his racism shine through:

“They shout ‘kill police!’ ” he falsely claimed. “Pigs in a blanket, fry ’em like bacon! Black Lives Matter equals ‘kill cops,’ ” to which another doofus yelled out, “Build the wall. Keep them commies out!’

And it’s founded by people who killed cops,” he said mentioning Susan Rosenberg as an example, a former fugitive who was not a founding member of BLM. It was founded by three women who had never killed a cop.

On the McCloskey’s, the gun-toting couple who threatened the BLM protesters with guns in their St. Louis neighborhood:

He claimed the protesters had yelled, ‘we want to rape your wife! We want this for reperations!’ ” He also claimed their daughter had been hiding under a bed quaking in fear from all the threats of rape.

On the controversial comments:

“People aren’t dying from this disease anymore,” he told the cheering crowd. “Young people don’t die at all. Middle age people die very little, and even elderly people have a one percent chance of dying.”


Giuliani paused and coughed roughly into the mic, causing it to squeal in protest. The crowd winced. Giuliani tapped it firmly, causing another annoying squeal, which reverberated throughout the room, causing the crowd to wince again.

“Sorry folks,” he said, his already pale face turning even more pale. “I guess it has COVID. Maybe we should force it to wear a mask.”

The crowd glanced around at each other, not sure what to make of it. For a moment they looked from each other to Giuliani, not sure if he was being serious or telling a joke.

Giuliani’s face became even more pale. He swallowed noisly into the mic. Beads of sweat dribbled down his face. “I said… I guess it has COVID,” he said again. After a moment’s pause, the crowd erupted into laughter. He was telling a joke, of course.

Giuliani grinned nervously, obviously pleased with himself.

Instead of quieting down after a few seconds, the crowd continued laughing. They laughed so long and so hard, as if they found it to be one of the funniest jokes they had ever heard. People were falling all over each other. Those not wearing masks were holding onto each other like drinking buddies and laughing and spraying spittle in each other’s faces. Others had fallen from their seats and onto the floor. Some were staggering around, laughing so hysterically, falling over those who had fallen on the floor, which made them laugh even harder.

When Giuliani saw the crowd wasn’t quieting down, he started laughing himself. In a moment he was laughing so hard, he was doubled over clutching his gut. Then he began coughing and couldn’t stop.

When others in the crowd heard him coughing, they too started coughing uncontrollably. And that was when the entire crowd stopped laughing at once and stared supiciously at Giuliani.

Still coughing uncontrollably, he said, “Jesus Christ… Cough!…Cough! I feel like Cough!... Cough! I’m about to hack up a lung!”

He fell onto the floor where he continued hacking and coughing, his face turning beet red, and that was when the entire crowd stampeded for the doors.