Charlie Kirk Can’t Speak Coherently, So He Wears A Diaper

In the years since Charlie Kirk founded TPUSA, he has become the poster boy for a conservative movement and an entire political party that see themselves as endless victims of liberal intolerance, who dare criticize his intolerance and make him the butt of endless jokes. In 2017, Kirk - ever the great American Patriot, and …

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Qbert-Loving Lauren “Bobblehead” Boebert Threatens To Boycott White House By Wearing A Diaper, If Joe Biden Does Not Honor Rush Limburger

https://www.mediaite.com/news/lauren-boebert-calls-on-president-joe-biden-to-lower-flags-for-rush-limbaugh/ When America's greatest radio host passed away from cancer last week, one of Congresse's newest members - Lauren "Qbert- Bobblehead" Boebert - called on Joe Biden to honor him by flying the White House flags at half-staff - or she would wear a diaper in protest. The NRA heat-packing and Qbert-loving Congresswoman posted on …

Uncle Ted To Design New Diaper Logo For TPUSA

Ted Nugent has announced that he has been asked by Charlie Kirk to create a unique design for the diaper wearing young conservative group TPUSA. TPUSA is the organization founded by Kirk that has been involved in several controversies over the years, one of them being a failed attempt to protest safe spaces on college …

Charlie Kirk: “Black Lives Matter Wants To Force Me To Wear A BLM Logo On My Pampers!”

https://www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk/charlie-kirk-black-lives-matter-wants-fan-flames-race-war-our-country Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of the conservative group Turning Point USA, has been having a shit fit over the recent protests over racial injustice that have taken place over the summer regarding the deaths of George Floyd, Jacob Blake, and Breonna Taylor. A well-known grifter and an avid Donald Trump supporter, …

Ted Nugent To Star In His Own Television Series, ‘SpongeTed Squishy Pants’

 Conservative musician and gun enthusiast, Ted Nugent will soon star in his own television series. The new series, tentatively titled SpongeTed Squishy Pants, will be an animated show loosely based on the children's cartoon character SpongeBob Square Pants. The series - in which Nugent will voice the main character - is scheduled to begin production …

Stupid Conservative Memes #85 Toilet Paper USA Edition_”The Left Hates America Because They Want Everyone To Have Free Stuff!”

Did you know that diaper wearing conservatives, like the fine folks at Toilet Paper USA, have a monopoly on patriotism? That's right, and here are the top reasons why conservatives are so super patriotic, and progressives are so clueless. Let's take a look at those reasons. 1 ) The Unholy War On Christmas - Diaper wearing …

A Parkland Right-Winger Crosses the Free-Speech Line

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/06/03/a-parkland-right-winger-crosses-the-free-speech-line After the massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school in Parkland, FL., the NRA and right- wing media were desperate to defend the gun, which was unfairly being demonized by the left and its allies in the so-called liberal media, because as every gun nut knows, guns don't kill people, gun nuts with guns …

Pampers Diaper Spokesman Of The Year: Charlie Kirk

https://freebeacon.com/men-of-the-year/2018-man-year-charlie-kirk/ Charlie Kirk , 25 , is the founder of Turning Point USA , or Toilet Paper USA ( as some have referred to it ) , the conservative organization that seeks to fight liberal bias on college campuses , more often than not , by making s**t up , and playing the victim. The …

Stupid Conservative Memes #73 TPUSA Edition

https://goo.gl/images/pxLoDR Five things Republicans don't understand. 1. Free does not actually mean free ... unless you're wealthy. Then you get "free stuff" from Uncle Sam. In the form of tax breaks , and other subsidies , paid for by the taxes of hard working Americans. 2. You are not entitled to someone else's hard earned …

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