Qbert-Loving Lauren “Bobblehead” Boebert Threatens To Boycott White House By Wearing A Diaper, If Joe Biden Does Not Honor Rush Limburger

https://www.mediaite.com/news/lauren-boebert-calls-on-president-joe-biden-to-lower-flags-for-rush-limbaugh/

When America’s greatest radio host passed away from cancer last week, one of Congresse’s newest members – Lauren “Qbert- Bobblehead” Boebert – called on Joe Biden to honor him by flying the White House flags at half-staff – or she would wear a diaper in protest.

The NRA heat-packing and Qbert-loving Congresswoman posted on Twitter:

“I’m calling on “Sleepy-Stuttering” Joe Biden to order flags to be flown at half-staff in honor of Rush Limbaugh. If he refuses, I will organize a boycott of the White House with TPUSA. Charlie Kirk and I are planning to organize a diaper-wearing protest – including a “poop-out” – because it’s obvious Biden will never honor a great American like Rush Limbaugh, who should be on mount Rushmore along with our four greatest presidents.”

Suffice it to say, most Twitter users ridiculed the s*** out of her – pun intended – but one user by the name of Charlie Kirk himself – he of TPUSA fame, whom many have dubbed “diaper boy” due to a previous unfortunate incident – came to her defense.

Liberals are so immature. As I’ve always said, they’re the real diaper-wearing crybabies, and we’ll prove it when thousands of MAGA, diaper-wearing supporters march outside the White House culminating in a massive poop-out in honor of Rush Limbaugh. Hah Hah, take that smug liberals! You’re so easy to own.” #WearADiaperOwnALib

Millions of libs all over America died laughing after reading Charlie’s tweet. Libs owned.

Posted in Stupid Conservative memes, Toilet Paper USA

Stupid Conservative Memes #85 Toilet Paper USA Edition_”The Left Hates America Because They Want Everyone To Have Free Stuff!”

Did you know that diaper wearing conservatives, like the fine folks at Toilet Paper USA, have a monopoly on patriotism?

That’s right, and here are the top reasons why conservatives are so super patriotic, and progressives are so clueless.

Let’s take a look at those reasons.

1 ) The Unholy War On Christmas – Diaper wearing conservatives love America because they’re Christians, love God, believe in Santa, and the Easter Bunny. 

Progressive are Godless, and don’t believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny. In fact, Christmas was banned. According to conservatives, when the scary black socialist weaseled his way into the White House, he signed an executive order forbidding stores to display Christmas decorations and play Christmas music. Conservatives were forbidden to say Merry Christmas, but the politically correct term, Happy Holidays. But now that Trump is president, conservatives can once again say Merry Christmas! 

2 ) Guns – You can’t love America if you don’t love guns. Am I right? Diaper wearing conservatives believe every citizen constitutes a militia and has a divine, God given right to an arsenal of military type weapons that must never be regulated. They claim that guns are not the problem. Gun free zones, single fathers, single mothers, video games, black on black crime, gun control, lack of God in one’s life and lack of prayer in schools, and anything else, as long as it has nothing to do with guns. These are the real causes of Mass shootings.
They believe that young progressives marching in the streets for gun reform are not patriotic, but brain dead dupes of George Soros, the world’s most sinister and evil puppet master, who has worked his entire life from childhood to old age to undermine democracy all over the world.

Progressives believe no citizen has a right to an arsenal of unregulated weaponry, nor do they believe that gun crimes have anything to do video games, lack of prayer in schools, etc., or that young progressives are pawns of Soros, or that the NRA are patriotic.

3 ) Immigration – diaper wearing conservatives believe that Mexicans, and Hispanics are criminals and rapists. President Trump said so. They believe Democrats allow them to waltz across the border unchecked so they can steal jobs, eat babies, and replace white people, who will vote for the Democrats for generations to come.

Progressives don’t believe all undocumented immigrants are criminals, rapists, or drug smugglers. They believe they should be treated with dignity, and don’t support a ridiculous wall to keep them all out. 

4 ) Free Speech – Diaper wearing conservatives consider themselves true defenders of free speech. They believe everyone should be allowed to speak at colleges without liberal snowflakes melting. The flag is a sacred object that must never be criticized, just as Israel and President Trump must never be criticized.

Progressives believe universities should be places of free thought and ideas, not exclusively for conservatives who target liberal instructors for harassment by placing them on watch lists. They believe that so called flag hating little pansies like Colin Kaepernick have a right to silently protest police abuse of authority by kneeling during the national anthem , and criticizing Israel and President Trump is not anti-Semitic and/or unpatriotic.

5 ) Climate Change – Diaper loving conservatives believe there is no such thing as man made climate change. It’s nothing more than a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros, who are pulling the strings of climate change activists – like Greta Thunberg – who are too mentally ill to know they are being duped.

Progressives know it’s not a hoax perpetrated by leftists like George Soros. They know that it’s very real, and the science is backed by scientists who study the climate who say it’s largely man made. The real conspiracy are those who are backed by the fossil fuel companies who say it’s a hoax.

6 ) Terrorism – Diaper  wearing conservatives have warped ideas what terrorism is. They believe only Muslims, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter are terrorists.

Progressives know that white supremacists are terrorists. They know that white supremacists are more of a threat to our safety than undocumented immigrants, Antifa, and Black Lives Matter. According to the Anti Defamation League’s 2019 report, at least fifty people were killed by right wing extremists in the year 2018, more than left wing, or Islamic extremists. Antifa and Black Lives Matter, both of whom diaper conservatives claim are violent hate groups, have never killed anyone, unlike white identity extremists, and yet they keep pushing their “Violent Leftist Mob” bulls**t.

When Ilhan Omar told Mehdi Hasan in a 2018 interview, “I would say our country should be more fearful of white men across our nation, because they are actually causing most of the deaths. And so, if fear was the driving force of policies to make America safe, we should be profiling, monitoring, and creating policies to fight the radicalization of white men,” diaper wearing conservatives collectively clutched their Pampers and Huggies, along with their precious pearls. . She was smeared as an anti white racist who was calling for the profiling of white people who are allegedly radicalized by racist hate groups. What she was really saying was that fear is not the driving force behind policies like the Muslim ban, but pure hatred for Muslims.

7 ) Race – Diaper wearing conservatives can’t be racist. Right? Many of them actually believe the two parties are still the same they were long before the Civil Rights Act, that the KKK is a leftist organization, and the Republicans are still the party of civil rights. If both were true, why are conservatives the only ones fighting to preserve Confederate statues? Lest we forget, it was conservatives, many of them who voted for Trump and enthusiastically support his racist policies, that marched side by side with the KKK, and other racist neo Nazis groups, in defense of a statue of Robert E. Lee, in Charlottesville, Virginia, and murdered a liberal counter protester.

They deflect any accusations of racism by repeating the same talking points: Democrats are the party of the KKK; Nazis are socialists, and Hitler was a leftist. Propaganda is good for something.

Diaper wearing conservatives believe progressives and Democrats see everything through race, while they are color blind. If that were true, why the obsession with black on black crime? Why the racist talking point that black people who vote Democrat, do so only to keep them complacent on the Democratic Plantation with free stuff? Why the obsession with proving the first black man wasn’t American enough to be president? Why the ridiculous claim that he was pushing for a race war during the events in Ferguson and Baltimore? Why the ridiculous claim that Black Lives Matter has promoted the execution of law enforcement?

Progressives support groups like Black Lives Matter, because black lives don’t actually matter to the system, and believe helping people to avoid poverty has nothing to do with bribing black people with free stuff to get them to vote Democrat.

8 ) The Green New Deal – Diaper wearing conservatives believe the GND is Marxist propaganda, that it will destroy the economy, ban cars, airplanes, hamburgers, cows and their farts, and would bankrupt the economy, instead of benefitting it, and Americans.

Trump campaigned on the slogan Make America Great Again, and yet Diaper wearing conservatives have stubbornly resisted making it better in every way possible, and they have the nerve to call themselves patriots. What they really are, are crybabies soiling their diapers, screaming “Venezuela!” every time a progressive says a scary word like Medicare for all. 

Posted in Kyle Kashuv

A Parkland Right-Winger Crosses the Free-Speech Line

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/06/03/a-parkland-right-winger-crosses-the-free-speech-line

After the massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school in Parkland, FL., the NRA and right- wing media were desperate to defend the gun, which was unfairly being demonized by the left and its allies in the so-called liberal media, because as every gun nut knows, guns don’t kill people, gun nuts with guns kill people.

In Kyle Kashuv, a pro-Trump, pro-gun, pro-second amendment, anti-gun control right winger, the NRA and their unhinged supporters found their pawn, their hero, to parrot their pro-gun agenda, to deflect as much attention from the complicity of the NRA and federal law makers, and place the blame solely at the feet of local law enforcement, while they shamelessly attacked a group of teenagers who survived a school shooting, who didn’t share their enthusiasm for guns, calling them crises actors, idiots who had no idea what they were doing, pawns of George Soros and other gun grabbing leftists, Nazis, communists, and Marxists. They gleefully paraded him before their cameras, wrote breathless, gushing articles about how he bravely and boldly took on the anti-gun bullies on the left who couldn’t wait to call for a total gun ban, and smear the NRA and the politicians they really don’t bribe to support their pro gun agenda.

Kashuv exposed himself as a gun nut from the beginning. And since he’s been associated with the questionable TPUSA, he’s now been exposed as a bigot. I can’t say I’m surprised. And it’s also not surprising that conservatives would defend him.


 

NRA pawn, and gun nut, Kyle Kashew

Posted in Stupid Conservative memes, Turning Point USA

Stupid Conservative Memes #73 TPUSA Edition

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Five things Republicans don’t understand.

1. Free does not actually mean free … unless you’re wealthy. Then you get “free stuff” from Uncle Sam. In the form of tax breaks , and other subsidies , paid for by the taxes of hard working Americans.

2. You are not entitled to someone else’s hard earned money .. ever ... Unless you’re wealthy. Then redistribution of wealth is fine as long as it goes to the billionaire class. The Wall Street bailout was a huge redistribution of wealth at the expense of the middle class. If this had been done for the middle class at the expense of billionaires , Republicans would have shit their pants.

3. You cannot tax a nation into prosperity … According to the conservatives at TPUSA , government taxes are theft. They don’t understand that without taxes we would not have money to pay for infrastructure , education , health care , and other government programs like Medicare and social security.

4. The Rich Are Not Responsible For Your Financial Situation … You Are. See 1 and 2. Wall Street banksters literally stole billions of dollars that didn’t belong to them. Not to mention , the hundreds of billions that bailed them out. But somehow they share no responsibility for our financial situation.

5. Socialism leads to communism … Always. No , it doesn’t. Socialism and communism are not the same.

Posted in satire/humor

Charlie Kirk’s Pants Fall Down At Politicon Debate!

http://www.joemygod.com/2018/10/21/charlie-kirk-flips-out-at-young-turks-founder-video/

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Politicon took place over this past weekend , and it was quite an event to say the least. People of all political persuasions attended the event to see their favorite pundit , or their favorite celebrity. Among the attendees were conservatives Tomi Lahren , Scottie Nell Hughes , and Tucker Carlson of the Fox News Network. On the progressive side were Cenk Uygur , Ana Kasparian , Hassan Piker , Sam Seder , and Kyle Kulinski of the Young Turks Network.

Among the featured notables from past years events were popular speakers Ann Coulter , and Ben Shapiro , both Fox News contributors. The pair was originally scheduled to debate social Democrat Kyle Kulinski of Secular Talk and the Young Turks Network. But , for some reason , both backed out at the last-minute.

Most of the event was uneventful in terms of excitement. The majority of the debaters managed to behave in a civilized manner , without insulting each other. However , during one debate between the Young Turk’s Hasan Piker and TPUSA’s Charlie Kirk , things got quickly heated and embarrassing.

Near the end of the debate , as the two were involved in a near shouting match , Kirk asked Piker to reveal his salary or go live in a socialist commie country like Venezuela.

At that moment , he was heckled by the founder of the Young Turks Network , Cenk Uygur ( pronounced Jank ) who was sitting in the audience with his colleague , Anna Kasparian.

Uygur stood up and shouted , “Hasan will tell you how much he makes when you tell us what kind of diapers you wear and who buys them for you!”

All I did was ask Charlie to reveal what type of diaper he wears and who buys them for him. I wanted to know if his rich donors also buy his diapers , and he flipped out! I thought he might jumped off stage , pounce on me and try to rub his diaper in my face. Wow! Totally unexpected.

There was piercing laughter from most of the liberals and progressives in the crowd. Even some of Kirk’s fans laughed , but many of them also booed.

“You could tell Charlie was embarrassed ,” a witness told the Journal. “But he was more angry than embarrassed. For a moment or two he sat there with his face turning red , scowling as the audience laughed at him. He looked like a petulant two-year old whose mommy had just told him to stand in the corner. The few that weren’t laughing , either looked angry or as embarrassed as he did.

“Then something completely unexpected happened , and that was when all hell broke loose , and things started to get really interesting. Charlie shot to his feet and glared at Uygur. Then he made a move toward the edge of the stage as if he wanted to challenge Uygur to a fight. Piker and the moderator shot to their feet , anticipating a confrontation between the two. And that’s when the unexpected happened. Just before the moderator and Piker could restrain him , Charlie’s pants fell down!

“I guess they weren’t zipped up all the way and fell down almost immediately after he stood up.”

The laughter started to die down as Kirk , Piker , and the moderator rose to their feet.

“When Charlie’s pants fell down , all remaining laughter ceased ,” the witness continued. “The audience was stunned into complete silence. The moderator and Piker said oh my God at the same time and backed away. Piker looked disgusted. The moderator looked confused , as if he couldn’t decide whether to be disgusted , shocked , or surprised.

“Jaws dropped and eyes bugged out , including my own. You can probably guess what Charlie was wearing under his pants. That’s right. You guessed it. He was wearing diapers.

” ‘I wear pampers , Cenk!’ Charlie shouted. ‘I wear them every day , okay?! I buy them myself! Nobody buys them for me! I’m proud to wear them because it owns the libs! And you know what else? I like wearing them not only to own the libs , I like wearing them because they’re soft , they’re plush , they have giraffes and other animals on them , and they’re water proof! You can’t get that in any other diaper! That’s why I recommend them to my family , friends , and all my followers! You want to make something of it?! Come on Cenk , let’s go!’

“That’s when all hell broke loose. The moment he stopped shouting at Uygur , the entire audience erupted in laughter. They couldn’t help it. They had been holding it in the whole time he had been screaming at Uygur.

“The image of Charlie Kirk and his followers in baby diapers to own the libs , was funny enough , but to see it first hand , was hilarious. People were rolling around on the floor , holding onto one another , or doubled over in laughter. Almost everyone in the audience was in tears , they were laughing so hard , including myself. My sides ached from laughing so hard.

“Some of Charlie’s own fans and most of the MAGA hatters had also completely lost it. One guy in a MAGA hat was on the floor with his face buried in his arms , his shoulders and back heaving. At first I thought he was crying , but then I realized he was laughing. An old woman in a Trump Tee shirt was also on the floor , kicking her feet and pounding her fists. She looked like she might be having a tantrum , but she was also laughing. Another guy in a Trump America Tee shirt , was on his back on the floor , holding onto his stomach as if he were afraid it would fly away as he laughed. Two teenage girls next to him were holding onto each other as they laughed hysterically.

“Passersby glanced curiously at the crowd , wondering what the hell was going on.

“There were very few people who weren’t laughing. Those that weren’t laughing , were some of Charlie’s more serious followers. They looked absolutely embarrassed. Most of them were shaking their heads and or glancing sheepishly toward the rooms exits as if they were wondering if they could get out without being noticed. I felt kind of sorry for them. Their whole purpose in life is to own the libs. But they certainly failed to own the libs last year during their first diaper stunt , and they certainly won’t own the libs with this one. All that will happen , I suspect , is that the libs will own them by ridiculing them on-line like they did the last time.

“Charlie scowled at the audience for nearly a minute , his face turning redder with each passing second. Then he angrily threw down the microphone he had been holding and attempted run off the stage as quickly as he could with his pants around his ankles , which apparently wasn’t easy. He tripped twice , drawing more laughter from the crowd , and finally made it back stage.

“I felt kind of sorry for Charlie. He was never going to hear the end of this. The libs were going to make his life miserable. But I also thought it was funny as hell.