Ted Nugent has announced that he has been asked by Charlie Kirk to create a unique design for the diaper wearing young conservative group TPUSA. TPUSA is the organization founded by Kirk that has been involved in several controversies over the years, one of them being a failed attempt to protest safe spaces on college campuses.
Better known to his fans as Uncle Ted, and The Motor City Madman, the outspoken conservative rocker is the host of Spirit Of The Wild, a long running series currently on the Outdoor channel. Nugent has described the show as a great achievement where hunters and second amendment supporters can tune in each week to watch their favorite rocker blow away lots of animals with his favorite gun Adeline while getting their rocks off.
On his upcoming series Captain SpongeTed Squishy Pants, Nugent has described the show as a pro-Trump conservative hero who’s super power is punishing evil doers with diaper goo. The weekly series will feature the main character battling an evil libtard, or other leftist who has done everything they can to damage the good name and reputation of America’s finest president. Evil Dr. Pelosi, ‘Sleepy Opossum’ Joe Biden and Comrade Sanders are just a few that will make appearances each week. However, none of them have endorsed the series or will voice their own characters.
During an interview earlier this week with The Detroit News, Nugent revealed that the Pampers spokesman had asked him to design a special logo for his favorite brand, during an interview on the Charlie Kirk Millennial Diaper Podcast.
“When Charlie invited me onto his podcast, I jumped at the chance because it was the first time I’ve been asked, and I’ve always liked Charlie. He’s a great guy. Some people think he’s weird because he often wears diapers, but if they knew the real Charlie, they wouldn’t think he was so weird. They would understand exactly why he wears diapers, because he believes it’s the only way to “own the libs,” and that makes him a hero to the conservative movement. In fact, the character Squishy Pants was inspired by Charlie because he’s not afraid to wear diapers.”
“Charlie says when he wears diapers to own the libs,” Nugent continued, “it’s not an indictment of himself, but a reflection of liberals and their attitude toward conservatives, and their love of safe spaces. It’s no different when I wear a confederate tee shirt. It’s not a reflection on my character, it’s a reflection on how racist liberals and leftists are. They see racism where there is no racism.”
Nugent said he could only think of a couple of designs, one of them the confederate flag, and the other the character of his new Adult Swim television series, Captain Squishy Pants. “Charlie said that was alright. He already had plenty of girly designs.“
Nugent revealed that Kirk has also asked him to become a member of TPUSA. He said he is thrilled and honored to be a member, and plans to attend an upcoming seminar by TPUSA as a guest speaker, on the proper etiquette for treating those who choose to wear diapers, and the fine art of owning the libs. The event is scheduled for sometime next Spring. The event will feature current members and prominent figures in the conservative media, such as Candace Owens, Dana Loesch – who according to Nugent, will give a speech on the second amendment and the right to own guns while wearing diapers, and how the two are entertwined – and Tomi Lahren who has compared the silencing of conservatives on college campuses to lynchings by the Klan to prevent them from exercising their first amendment rights. Tucker Carlson will also make an appearance with a speech condemning the anti-American Left on their hypocrisy for refusing to wear crotch masks after criticizing conservatives and the president for their failure to wear masks during the pandemic.
Nugent said the featured part of the event will be him and Kirk doing a reenactment of the first episode of SpongeTed, where Nugent’s character battles the evil Dr. Pelosi who refuses to endorse president Trump’s COVID relief package. Allie Stuckey will portray the libtard villain with a Nancy Pelosi mask.
Nugent says he is currently writing his autobiography, Uncle Ted: The Adventures Of Captain Squishy Pants, which is scheduled for release next Fall, and is also planning a new album with the same title.
Conservative musician and gun enthusiast, Ted Nugent will soon star in his own television series. The new series, tentatively titled SpongeTed Squishy Pants, will be an animated show loosely based on the children’s cartoon character SpongeBob Square Pants. The series – in which Nugent will voice the main character – is scheduled to begin production later this Summer, and will air on the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim later this Fall.
Also known as the Motor City Madman, and Uncle Ted by his legions of underage fans, Nugent is no stranger to television. He has co-starred in several reality programs and is the host of the long running hunting show Spirit Of The Wild on the Outdoor channel.
In the past Nugent has made questionable statements for which he has received harsh criticism. He once called former president Barack Obama a sub human mongrel, and more recently criticized the Stoneman Douglas school shooting survivors as ‘soulless’ for advocating gun control in the aftermath of the tragedy.
In an interview last year, after years of speculation and rumor, Nugent finally admitted that he actually did soil himself to avoid a physical for the draft at the age of eighteen, confirming what progressives have always suspected.
“In a recent interview with the Detroit News, Nugent said, “That original interview I gave to High Times was basically true. I really did poop my pants. But not because I was a coward. I pooped my pants because I was afraid if I were drafted I would never see Adeline again. Adeline’s my precious guitar. She was a gift from my parents when I was fourteen, prior to joining The Amboy Dukes. I wanted to name her after both my parents, Warren-Marion, but that didn’t sound right, so I tried Marion-Warren. It still didn’t sound right, then I tried Henry-Dorothy, their middle names. Still didn’t sound right, so then I tried Dorothy-Henry. Nope.
“I was starting to get frustrated at this point,” Nugent continued, “so then I tried their last names, Johnson-Nugent. Nope. Nugent-Johnson. Nope. Finally I settled on Adeline. Adeline was my sweet granny on my mother’s side. She was a beer guzzling, belching, rootin’ tootin’ tootin’, cigar smoking, foul mouthed, gun toting woman who told me if I ever did any of those things
– except for the gun-toting – she would beat the living sh – daylight out of me.”
“That was the first I ever crapped myself. For a five year old it wasn’t particularly embarrassing, but I’ve crapped myself quite a few times over the years, a few times as an adult, and some of them were pretty embarrassing. Like the time I crapped my pants for a week prior to going in for my physical for the draft.”
Nugent said the character SpongeTed Squishy Pants will be a hero who slimes evil liberals and leftists with excrement from his diaper, and will feature his precious guitar, Adeline as his faithful sidekick.
Nugent revealed that the character – AKA Diaper Man – was suggested by his good friend Charlie Kirk, who is the founder and executive director of TPUSA – who wears adult diapers himself – as the perfect way to own the libs.
“I’m really excited about this new series, and can’t wait to get started, ” Nugent said. “I can’t wait to see those evil libs eat sh – well, you know what I mean.”
Did you know that since the election of Donald Trump, the average American has been more prosperous? That’s right. Not only are they right up there with the richest Americans, but black unemployment is practically nonexistent! So much so that they’re out daily dancing in the streets singing praises to the Greatest President Who Ever Lived In The White House.
Just as Obama’s economic policies did little for black, and white middle class Americans, Trump’s have been no better. But conservatives would have you believe he has done far, far more for minorities.
When a hurricane hit Puerto Rico in the eighties, Trump allegedly provided a plane to get supplies down there, when nobody else was willing to do so, according to Andrew Stein. So, how can he be racist?
Stein fails to mention one of Trump’s first scandals, the mismanagement and handling of Hurricane Maria, with the initial estimated death toll to be about seventy, or thereabouts, but in the aftermath, went up close to three thousand. During a visit to Puerto Rico he made a fool of himself by throwing paper towels to survivors. Again, if this had taken place under the Obama administration, and especially if he had made a spectacle of himself by throwing paper towels, mainstream conservative media would have ridiculed him to no end, and rightly so. But since it was Trump, he got a free pass from his sycophantic, fawning supporters in the media.
Does this in itself prove that the president is racist? I’ll leave that up to others to decide. But it does prove that he is incompetent. Thousands of Americans died, and he failed to take responsibility.
Stein’s explanation that Trump blaming Congressman Cummings for the conditions of his district simply because he represents it, and that it has nothing to with race, is laughable to say the least. Cummings merely represented his district in Congress and was hardly responsible for municipal governance. The truth is, Trump conveniently attacked him because Cummings had the audacity to criticize him on his border policy. If Obama ( or any Democrat ) had blamed a white conservative for the crime, drugs, and poverty in his or her district, how would conservative media have reacted? They would have lost their s**t. They would have cried bloody murder. Mark Levin would be screaming in his incredibly annoying, nasally tone about Obama’s hatred for white people, just as he did when Obama expressed sympathy for the family of Trayvon Martin, and when he called a white cop stupid for arresting Dr. Gates in his own home. Jeanine Pirro would be claiming that he was making race relations worse since slavery and Jim Crow, just as she did when Obama called for calm and peace during the unrest in Baltimore and Ferguson. Every time Obama urged calm, he was accused of worsening the racial divide.
Likewise, Stein failed to mention Trump’s initial response to the violence in Charlottesville. When he equated the Antifa and other leftist protesters to the Charlottesville Nazis, mainstream conservative media praised his response ( as did actual Nazis and white supremacists ), but did not accuse him of worsening the racial divide. They blamed his critics, the so-called liberal media, fake news, Democrats, liberals, progressives, and anyone and anything that wasn’t Trump, and the Nazis. Prager University even produced a propaganda video contradicting the media’s accurate coverage of Trump’s response to the event. Obama’s responses to the unrest in Baltimore and Ferguson, were a lot more responsible than Trump’s response to Charlottesville, but again, it was Trump, a multi-millionaire Republican, so he was not to blame. And, according to some conservatives, like rep. Paul Gosar, Louie Gohmert, and a few others, it was really Obama and the Democrats who orchestrated the Charlottesville rally, and the violence to make conservatives look racist.
“I truly do not believe Barack Obama is a racist – but some of his actions during his presidency could make people wonder.“
Those who were spoon fed a steady diet of Obama hates America, Obama hates white people, Obama is a Muslim, Obama hates law enforcement, would more than just wonder. They would believe the propaganda over the facts. Those who actually looked into the nonsense over the Reverend Wright controversy, knew that it was nothing more than a smear attempt to make him look racist, by guilt by association, as they did with Farrakhan. They knew nothing about the truth that Wright spoke of in his sermons. All they heard were the sound bites that right-wing media gleefully played over and over.
“In addition, President Obama had Rev. Al Sharpton, one of the country’s highest profile race baiters as a guest in the White House dozens of times.”
Again, regular Fox viewers, and readers of right-wing blogs, like The Gateway Pundit, or World Net Daily, were also fed a steady dose that Sharpton is also a prolific racist because he sometimes sticks his nose in matters of race, where it doesn’t belong. Sharpton definitely has his own issues with race. But to compare him to old school racists like Pat Buchanan – as some have done – is absurd. And to suggest that Obama inviting him to the White House, meeting with Farrakhan, and attending the church of Reverend Wright, are far worse than anything Trump has said or done, is just bogus.
I can think of worse people who have been invited to the White House since Trump became president. SpongeTed Squishy Pants ( who insists to this day that he never crapped himself to avoid the draft ), Jeanine Pirro, Sarah Palin, and the overrated, and irrelevant Rush Limburger, who was recently awarded the Medal Freedom! The Four Stooges are notorious race baiters, rabid anti-Semites, and Islamophobes, with long histories of racially charged comments that are far worse than anything Sharpton ever said or did, but I haven’t heard a peep from conservatives how having them to the WH sullies the reputation of Donald Trump, or demeans and disrespects the office of the president.
“In order to protect Obama, the media largely ignored these and many other questionable things – but these things happened, and they are far worse than anything Trump has done.
“ The point is that Obama was not a racist but he did things that could be construed as racially divisive – and yet, he was never widely criticized for it, nor was he publicly condemned as a racist.
Obama said things that conservatives interpreted as racially divisive, even when they were not. Obama couldn’t say anything about race without ruffling the feathers of the real race baiters and bomb throwers in the media like the Rush Limburgers, Jeanine Pirros, Michael Savages, and the Glenn Becks, who were always waiting for him to say something slightly racial, just to twist his words and rile up their listeners. They couldn’t wait for him to get into the White House fast enough so they could blame him for the racial divide they helped foster during his presidency.
And to suggest that he was never criticized, or condemned as a racist, is the most bogus claim of all.
For years , conservative hero , and musician , Ted Nugent , who once described himself as a black guitar player from Detroit , has been depicted by many of his critics as a living parody due to an interview he once gave to High Times magazine, in which he recounted how he was able to avoid a physical for the draft. In that interview , he described in great detail , how he had gone for weeks without bathing and using the bathroom prior to his physical exam.
Nugent has previously claimed that he made up the story with High Times , just to screw with them. But in a recent interview with The Detroit Free Press , he admitted that the story was basically true , just not the way he described it to the Times.
“Sure , I pooped my pants ,” he said. “Everybody poops their pants sometime in their life. Just so happens I pooped mine before my physical exam , and I’ve pooped them a few times since. But it wasn’t because I was a coward like the dishonest , Ted hating liberal punks tell it. Far from it. I was a hard working , sh*t kicking , mother f**king , black guitar slayer from Detroit.
“You see , I had it good. I was becoming a living legend , like Jimi Hendricks , only whiter , and there was no f**king way I was giving up my guitar to go off to a foreign land to squat and sh*t in fox holes. I mean , just the thought of giving up my sweet , precious guitar , scared the sh*t out of me. And I mean that , literally. Every time I thought I would never play my guitar again , which was every day , I would go in my pants. Piss , poop , the whole sh*t. Sometimes I would go three or four times a day , and I was so depressed that I was munching down on nothing but junk food , cookies , chips , sausage , pizza , hot dogs. You name , if it had no nutritional value , I wolfed it down , and the more depressed I became , and the more I pooped. I could feel it oozing down my legs , and building up in my shorts and drawers. My pants were yellow from all the piss , and got so crusted up from all the poop , that I could barely walk in them. And my hair was all matted with piss and poop. I was a walking , talking , six foot three , hunk of human cesspool. I carried a God awful cloud of stink around me , like the Peanuts character , Pig Pen. Probably looked like him , too.
“So , I go in for my physical , and the rubes in uniform couldn’t believe how bad a human being could smell. I had a cloud of flies buzzing around my pants , and this huge sh*t eating grin on my face. With my scraggly beard , and poop matted hair , I must have looked like a walking corpse , and smelled like one , too. They were laughing and making fun of me , and I wanted to cry , but all I could do was laugh along with them. I knew I had the rubes beat.
“Then one of the rubes tells me to take off my pants and pee in a cup , and when I did , a couple of hunks of poop fall on the floor , and the rube almost gags on the smell , and I’m still grinning my sh*t eating grin , and he goes , ‘ Oh my God! What’s wrong with you , boy?! Put those pants back on and get the f**k out of here!’
“So I did. I went home , cleaned myself up , ate a good meal , and a few days later I got a 4 F in the mail , explaining that I was unfit for service due to excessive uncleanliness. And that’s the real story I told the Times how I really soiled my pants.”
From the Washington Post – Conservative rocker Ted Nugent , known affectionately as The Motor City Madman by his fans , and Uncle Ted by the scores of underage girls he had inappropriate affairs with , recently criticized Parkland teen gun control activists as soulless and mushy brained in a recent interview on the Joe Paggs Show on Newsmax TV.
“I hate to say it , but these teens are soulless , mushy brained commie pinkos whose only goal in life is to blame responsible gun owners for mass murder and take their guns away. Hitler wanted gun control too , and he got it by confiscating all guns in Germany so the Jews couldn’t fight back.”
Parkland Florida high school shooting survivor , Sarah Chadwick , responded via Twitter by calling Nugent a mushy pants draft dodger who deliberately soiled himself to avoid the Vietnam war , with the hashtag