Before coronavirus was a thing, there was Fart Gate.

In the fall of 2019, during an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Congressman Eric Swalwell appeared to rip one. The embarrassing event – which was nothing more than the scrape of a mug across a table – was nonetheless so big, it trended on Twitter and all over social media.

It was so big, it out-trended some of the biggest scandals of past administrations.

It was bigger than Water Gate.

It was bigger than Russia Gate.

It was bigger than Obama Gate.

Believe it or not, it was even bigger than COVID Gate, that thing that Republicans insisted that former president Trump handled with admiration and great leadership – unlike Obama who allowed the plague of Ebola to run rampant across America, killing all of two people.

The only difference is, Fart Gate claimed no victims. Unless you include the hundreds or thousands who figuratively died laughing.

In a recent appearance last week on Hannity on the Fox News channel, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee passed explosive wind while bitching about president Biden’s vaccine mandate for businesses with at least one hundred employees to be vaccinated, or submit to weekly testing.

“Here’s the thing, Sean,” Huckabee said. “When my mother wanted me to eat spinach, she didn’t tell me that it was good for me, or that it had vitamin E, or any of that good stuff. She told me that if I ate my spinach, I would look like Popeye and be as strong as he was. Well, I hated spinach. But I really wanted to look like Popeye, and I wanted to talk like him too. So, I ate my spinach, and even though I gagged and barfed every time, I managed to keep it down. But, you know what, Sean? No matter how much spinach I ate, I just couldn’t look like Popeye, or talk like him. I ate and ate and ate, and gagged and threw up and gagged and barfed, and no matter how much I ate, I knew I was never going to be as strong as Popeye!

“Well, you know what, Sean? That made me mad. It made me mad that my mother lied to me when she told me spinach would make me strong like Popeye. The only thing eating spinach did for me, was make a wimp out of me. I got beat up by a girl when I wore my Popeye costume for Halloween when I was ten. God, that was so humiliating. I’ve never lived that down to this day, Sean.

“And you what else makes me mad, Sean? Biden’s vaccine mandates. He needs to tell us the benefits of the vaccines rather than scaring the sh – daylights out of us when he says ‘follow the science.’ He’s not following the science, Sean. If he was, he would admit that the science says wearing a mask doesn’t do anything to prevent the spread of COVID, and vaccines are a way for liberals to control those who doubt their effectiveness. He’s not. And the reason? Because he thinks when he eats beans, he doesn’t flatulate and produce gas like the rest of us. Because he’s the president, he thinks his sh – doesn’t stink. But it does. You know what they say about old people farts, Sean.”

“No, I’m afraid I don’t know, governor,” Hannity said, looking uncomfortable.

“What? You never smelled the flatulence of an old person, Sean?”

“Not that I can recall, governor.”

“Well I can, and I can tell you it’s the worst smell on earth. My old granny could fart like the wind, and God did it stink! It was the worst stink on God’s green earth! It was so powerful, it could peel wall paper, it could wilt flowers, and it could literally kill. Why, I remember one time she bottled a gasser and used it to kill -“

“Alright, governor,” Hannity said, looking even more uncomfortable. “Let’s move it along here. I think we’re running short on time.”

“Alright, Sean. I just wanted to say that Biden’s vaccine mandates make me as mad as my mother telling me I could be strong like Popeye if I ate spinache, so mad that I want to tell him what I think of his mandates. Are you ready, Sean?”

“Ready for what, governor?”


Huckabee tooted. It was a long-winded blast that resembled the tooting of a freight train whistle heard from a distance. Shaking his head, Hannity covered his face with a hand, but it was clear that he was more amused than embarrassed.

“That’s exactly what I think of Biden’s mandates,” Huckabee said. “Oops! I think a little something came out there, Sean.”

Hannity burst out laughing.

The Real Fart Gate: Mike Huckabee Flatulates During Interview With Sean Hannity

Mediaite reported earlier this week that Trump’s most enthusiastic sycophants at Fox News, the one and only legitimate news outlet, were in tears that NBC’s Savannah Guthrie had the audacity to ask president Trump some tough questions.

President Trump was put on trial by Guthrie on subjects such as his health after being diagnosed with COVID, his response to the pandemic, and his enthusiastic support from QAnon conspiracy theory crackpots, wackos, and fruitcakes, and his refusal to denounce them. The president, unlike Sleepy Opossum Joe Biden, was unable to answer a single question from Guthrie without going off on a rambling tangent.

Highlights from the forum:

On whether he was tested before the debate with Sleepy Joe, Trump said, “Well, I test quite a bit. And I can tell you that before the debate, which, and I thought was a very good debate, and  I felt fantastically, and I had no problem before. I don’t know. I don’t remember. I test, ( I test positive all the time. As a matter of fact I tested positive last month for a pregnancy test, or maybe it was Melania, or it could have been Ivanka, I don’t know. I can’t remember. But I can tell you this, after the debate, like I guess a day or so, I think it was Thursday evening, I tested positive for the Corona Beer virus, (or was it Melania? I can’t remember ).”

Guthrie looked uncomfortable, and members of the small audience exchanged puzzled glances. God knows what the millions who tuned in were thinking.

On QAnon:

“Let me ask you about QAnon,” Guthrie said. “The theory that Democrats are a satanic pedophile ring and you are the savior. Can you once and for all state that it’s completely not true.”

“Well I know nothing about it,” he said. “( I don’t even know what that is. What is it, necrophilia )?”

“( No Mr. President, that’s having sex with corpses,” Guthrie said. “Pedoph -“

“( Well, that’s disgusting. I would never do that. But grabbing a live p***y is better than grabbing a dead one, wouldn’t you say )?” He grinned and winked.

Guthrie looked shocked, as did the audience.

“No, Mr. president, it’s not. There is nothing good about grabbing a woman by the p – you-know-what!”

“( Oh I wouldn’t know about that ),”Trump said. “( I’ve grabbed quite a few in my time ). I’ll tell you what I do know about. I know about Antifa and the radical left and how violent and vicious they are, and I know how they’re burning down cities run by Democrats. ( In fact, they literally burned down the entire city of Portland and Seattle, these cities don’t even exist anymore ).”

“I’m pretty sure they still exist,” Guthrie said.

“They’re in complete ruins. You know I’m right.’

On wearing masks :

Trump misrepresented a study by the CDC that reported that of a small group of COVID patients, 85% reported wearing masks some or all of the time. That group was also twice as likely to have dinner at restaurants where masks are removed prior to eating.

“Just the other day they came out with a statement that 85% of people that wear masks catch it so… that’s what I heard and that’s what I saw. ( If you ask me masks don’t work at all. Masks are useless. Masks are socialism. Just look at Sleepy  Joe. He wears a mask and he’s a radical far left socialist. You can’t breath with those things on. I went to nudie bar the other day and I got so excited I couldn’t breath because I was looking forward to grabbing some p****** again, and because I was wearing a mask I almost suffocated. They thought it was the COVID and ran out screaming.”

Obviously stunned Guthrie stared at Trump. She had no idea how to respond.

During a short commercial break someone asked the president to tone down the offensive language. He said he couldn’t promise anything and grinned and winked again.

On comparing himself to Lincoln:

When Trump was asked what he would do about police violence, he responded, “( What police violence. I don’t know anything about police violence. ) I saw everything you saw this summer, ( Black Lives Matter and Antifa burning everything in sight, and lynching hundreds of people, including police officers because they’re just like the KKK, ask my friend Mark Levin if you don’t believe me, ask Tomi Lahren, they know all about it. )

“I’ve done more for the African American community than any other president with the exception of Abraham Lincoln. ( My middle name should be Abraham, I’ve done so much. Lincoln freed the slaves. President Obama enslaved ’em again by giving them Obamacare, and by supporting Black Lives Matter ).”

After the forum, the president called into Sean Hannity to cry on his shoulder about how he had been ambushed. “It was totally unfair, Sean,” he cried. “She was so mean to me. She refused to acknowledge my great leadership, how wonderfully  I’ve handled the pandemic, and how great the economy is. Instead she asked me things I didn’t want to talk about.”

“You pretty much debated Savannah Guthrie, Mr. president,” Hannity tried to reassure him. “And what we saw was not journalism. It was a political debate with the host of the Today Show serving as Sleepy Joe’s surrogate and it backfired on her. Questions, topics, tactics, all reeking of pure political bias. So unfair.”

On her morning show on MSNBC, Stephanie Ruhle aired clips from the town hall, and then of the president and Hannity complaining about his treatment by the fake liberal media.

“Wow. That was a s*** show and a half, “she said. “So was the interview with Sean Hannity. If Sean Hannity thinks this town hall was a debate, then there can only be one reason why he would believe that: he must be high on something, and since his nose always seems to be glued to the president’s rear end, I think we all know what that something might be. And I’m surprised he can speak at all with his nose that far up and the president’s you-know-what lodged down his throat. I know I’ll probably get in trouble for this, but I don’t give a s***. “

She also aired Laura Ingraham’s tweet criticizing the liberal network’s horrendous treatment of the Commander-in-chief.

“President Trump was masterful. He handled that tramp like a champ. It was a strong, confident, and very sexy performance. It gave me goose bumps, and I was hot as f***. “

“I believe you Laura. How’s that Trump you-know-what tasting? Be careful not to choke on all that c**.

Trump And Company Complain About Unfair Treatment At Town Hall

Here’s one for the irony files.

On the June 04 edition of Hannity, the host attacked Al Sharpton for his criticism of president Trump.

Without naming the president, Sharpton said:

“For those who have agendas that are not about justice, this family will not let you use George as a prop. They talk about making America great. Great for who and when? We are going to make America great for everybody for the first time!”

It was clear that Sharpton was referencing Trump’s photo op in front of Ashburton House, St. John’s Episcopal church, in which National Guard and police used tear gas to disperse peaceful protesters from Lafayette Square.

Hannity was triggered by the criticism. In Trump Town where Donald Trump is considered a God among men – just ask Ben Harrison – no one is ever allowed to criticize him. He’s Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, and George Washington all wrapped tightly in one neat package creating a type of hibrid superman. To criticize a man of his great stature is sacrilege.

Immediately he set Sharpton straight on the fact that it was Donald Abraham Washington that called for an immediate investigation into the death of George Floyd, reminding us all that the four officers involved were all fired without hesitation, and that justice would be served because the police are always held accountable by the justice system when they do wrong.

“With Sharpton you’ve got fear, division, hatred, blame Trump – everything is in Trump’s name,” Hannity said.

Previously, on The Five, Pavlich also attacked Sharpton with no sense of self awareness of her own long career of sowing racial division.

“If we’re going to talk about unity and trying to build bridges I’m not sure that Al Sharpton was the best choice considering his long career of sowing division in this country and burning bridges down rather than building them up. And so he’s the one who made it political, unfortunately, he attacked the president even though the president is the one who called for the FBI and the DOJ to look into this, he’s from the beginning said we don’t want these cities to be burned down by rioters, we want people to protest and we want the families to have justice. So it was great to listen to the family members to talk about who George Floyd was but if we’re going to talk about unity and moving forward and how to heal from this situation I’m not sure that Al Sharpton is the one to lead the way.”

Michael Brown was killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer who obviously lied about Brown attempting to punch him and take his gun. George Floyd was killed by a white police officer with a questionable record of misconduct. When Obama called for an investigation into Brown’s death, Pavlich and company attacked Obama, and Holder for allegedly “making things worse,” accusing them of stirring racial tension, never mind the fact that racial tension had already been stirred up with Brown’s death. They attacked Sharpton, for daring to “insert himself into the situation,” blaming him for the riots.

Conservatives have hated Sharpton since the Tawana Braceley case. It has stuck in their collective craw ever since. Therefore, because he was proven wrong for supporting a woman who lied about being raped, he has no credibility, because he’s proven himself to be the real racist, a despicable racial instigator whose only interest is fanning the flames of hatred for white people and police. He’s no longer entitled to his opinions – unless it confirms a racial view about black people, like how they’re inherently more prone to violence ( conservatives in general would be singing his praises if he said this ) – and has no right to involve himself in politics, especially if it has to do with racial justice – if he does, he’s just inserting his big nose where it doesn’t belong, because according to conservative wisdom, there is no more racism in America, and there hasn’t been since Barack Obama was elected president, and he and Sharpton just made everything worse by falsely claimng that there is racial bias in policing. According to conventional conservative wisdom Barack Obama set back race relations fifty or more years, just by being the first black president, thereby making conservatives be racist, and Sharpton no doubt had a hand in convincing Obama that conservatives hated him because he’s black. That Sharpton sure is a smooth operator, always managing to see race where it couldn’t possibly exist.

It sure as hell doesn’t exist in right wing media.

It sure as hell can’t be found at Blaze TV. Only hard hitting truth can be found there.

It sure as hell can’t be found at Right-wing News. Soy boy John Hawkins never once wrote an article entitled, Barack Obama Is An Anti-white Racist, or tweeted that a black person voting for Obama was like voting for the KKK.

It sure as hell can’t be found at World Net Daily. They never once questioned Barack Obama’s birth certificate, or compared him to Hitler over Obamacare, or anything else for that matter.

It sure as hell can’t be found at Rush Limbaugh’s radio show. He never once said anything racial about America’s first black president, like calling him Barack The Magic Negro.

It sure as hell can’t be found at Townhall. Katie Pavlich and other honest and serious journalists there never published dishonest and misinformative articles about Black Lives Matter or the former president.

And it sure as hell couldn’t possibly exist at Fox News. I never once heard any fear, division, hatred, or blame for Obama. And I certainly never heard anyone there refer to the former president as America’s Chief Racial Arsonist. It’s just a liberal left wing myth.


Fox News Race Hustlers Attack Al Sharpton For Appearance At George Floyd Service


President Trump tweeted Tuesday that he was more popular than The Bachelor, and Monday Night Football.


According to Nielson, 15 million tuned into my press conference on the coronavirus briefing on CNN, MSNBC – both fake news – and Fox News – the only real news network. Wow! That’s way more people that tuned into the Bachelor and Monday Night Football! I’m a ratings hit! The fake news media is going crazy. If these ratings keep up I’ll be more popular than Fox News. Even they’re starting to get jealous.

Later that night the president appeared on Hannity where he continued boasting his ratings numbers, to the dismay of Sean Hannity.

Did you see my ratings according to Nielson, Sean? They’re higher than any television sitcom show. They’re higher than Monday Night Football. Can you imagine how great a job I would do if they asked me to be a sports caster, Sean? I would be phenomenal. I would do a great job, just as I’m doing a great job with the corona virus.

“They’re higher than The Bachelor. When are they going ask me to be a bachelor, Sean? Imagine all the pussy I would grab!

“They’re higher than Saturday Night Live, where Alec Baldwin often plays me because he’s obviously such a great admirer. They’re higher than Access Hollywood, where I said I like to grab pussies. They’re higher than Meet The Press, which should be called Meet President Trump, and they’re higher than Fox News ratings any day of the week.”

“That’s great, Mr. President,” Hannity said. “I saw the tweet, and you’re right, of course. But the reason they we’re higher than Monday Night Football is because they’re currently not playing. Football season typically doesn’t start until August, and we’re not -“

“Oh, I don’t know about that, Sean. I watched a game just last week. It was the 49ers and the Giants. The 49ers won. That Joe Montana played a great game.”

“I’m pretty sure it was a rerun of one of last year’s games, Mr. President,” Hannity said. “And Joe Montana retired years ago.”

“You sound jealous, Sean.”

“Why would I be jealous, Mr. President?”

“Well, If my ratings get any higher no one will be watching Fox News anymore, and then what happens, Sean? I’ll tell you what happens. Everybody here at Fox News will be out out of a job, and then I’ll have to come in and save the day by keeping Fox News on the air. And then it’ll be a ratings wonder, unlike anything anyone’s ever seen.”


A momentary look of dismay crossed Sean Hannity’s face.

“Relax, Sean. I was just kidding.”

“Dear God, Mr. President!” Hannity said clutching his chest. “Please don’t do that! You almost gave me a heart attack!”




President Trump On Twitter: “I’m More Popular Than The Bachelor And Monday Night Football!”

On the March 27 edition of his program, Sean Hannity had Lara Logan, and Melissa Francis on to complain about how unfair the mainstream media has been treating poor Donald Trump when he has actually shown nothing but great leadership during the pandemic.

Hannity: “Back in little ole 2007, no one would vet Barack Obama. I was one of the very few. And they didn’t like me for that. And I said journalism is dead. Dead, gone, buried, rest in peace.”


Actually, the media did vet Barack Obama’s background. They yammered nonstop on the birth certificate nonsense, as well as the Jeremiah Wright controversy. Fox News – including Hannity – and right-wing blogs like World Net Daily, and American Thinker, couldn’t shut the f**k up about either one during 2009. They fed the birther conspiracies for years while the so called liberal media basically ignored it for the non controversy that it was.

Francis: “I think you might be right about that, Sean. But I would say that lots of Americans aren’t listening to what the media is saying because they’re more concerned  with what’s going on with the virus and how we’re going to get the economy going again and feed their families and provide a future for their children. And I think, in that respect, what you don’t want is the team that brought us out of the last recession. The types of incentives and stimulus and things, that Obama and Biden put out there, created the most enemic worst recovery on record, and that’s according to the Federal Reserve.

So, probably, they’re thinking,’who is going to lead us out of this disaster and into a great economy again. You had Larry Ludlow on earlier. You know, I sat next to him during the last crises. He had the answers last time around. Now he’s in the right place to do something about it.

The worst recovery on record? Really? I don’t recall Melissa Francis, or any of the elites at Fox News, MSNBC, or CNN, experiencing financial hardship during the ‘worst recovery on record’ as she describes it.  The Obama administration came in on the coat tails of a recession that was bleeding hundreds of thousands of jobs a month during the last six months of the Bush years, a total of about 3.5 million, according to Fact, and over the next few years the economy very slowly recovered and continued to recover as Trump came in. However, wages remained stagnant, a majority of Americans continued to live paycheck to paycheck as they struggled to make ends meet in very low paying jobs.

Francis fails to acknowledge these facts. Like other conservatives in the media, she would rather pretend that during the Obama years, the economy was terrible solely because of Obama, that the recession was his fault, and when Trump came in, the economy was suddenly unicorns and roses. Did Francis lose her job during the recession? Did she and her family struggle to pay the bills? Of course not. She’s a millionaire who will never have to worry about any of that. And she – or anyone else at Fox News – will never be included among the estimated 3 million and counting who have already lost their jobs.

Yes, most Americans are concerned about what’s going on with the pandemic, and they are listening to the experts, doing social distancing just in case they may be carrying the virus, so as to limit the spread to those who are more vulnerable to it. But just recently, the Fox News commentariat were telling their viewers that the virus was a Democratic, liberal hoax to attack the president, as another way to impeach him because they hate him so much. And now millions of people are out of work, wondering how and if they’re going to pay the bills, stay in their homes and apartments, put food on the table.

If she – and any of the dunces in her audience – are indeed thinking ‘who is going to lead us out of this disaster and into a great economy again,’ and that Larry Kudlow is the most qualified person to do so, then they are more than dunces; they are total morons. Larry Kudlow is a former Wall Street junior economist who has proven himself to be consistently wrong. He is on record denying that there was a recession when the country was going through a recession! More recently, he claimed that the virus had been contained, and later when Martha Raddatz of ABC news questioned him, he said, “Look, I’m as good as the facts are. At the time I made this statement, the facts were…contained. A lot of people agreed with me.”

Not the experts. He’s a former commentator for CNBC who read from a teleprompter, and now he’s in the White House for God sake, like he’s some kind of f**king expert.

Francis wants him in charge? Good God. I would rather have the last administration. At least they knew what the f**k they were doing.

This current administration hasn’t got a f**king clue.

Fox’s Melissa Francis on Larry Kudlow: “I Sat Next To Him During The Last Crisis. He Had The Answers Last Time Around”

America’s most honest newscaster. He ain’t no hack, and that’s a fact, Jack.

On a segment of last night’s Hannity, the Fox News host went off on CNN’s Don Lemon for comparing president Trump to Hitler.

As the host of a network that regularly compared the former black president to not only Hitler over everything from healthcare reform to executive actions on gun regulation, but a communist and a Marxist, Hannity got on his high horse to claim the moral high ground to attack a rival network that everyone knows is fake news, because the president says so.

“I was shocked when that hack Don Lemon compared our great president to Adolph Hitler,” the talk show host told The Journal. “Who does he think he is, a journalist?”

When reminded that Lemon is indeed a journalist, Hannity replied, “I know he’s a journalist, but does he have to be so hateful in his attacks on president Trump? Claiming that Trump is like Hitler is insane. We never did the same with Obama. That would have been irresponsible.”

When reminded that Fox News hosts regularly engaged in the same type of rhetoric against the former Democratic president, Hannity replied, “Well, you have to admit, he is black.”

Hannity Loses It After Don Lemon Compares Trump To Hitler: “We Never Did That With Obama!”

Posted in Gina Loudon, satire/humor

Trump Advisory Board Member , ‘Dr. Gina’ , Suffers Bizarre Melt Down During Live Broadcast Of Hannity

Dr. Gina’s bizarre melt down on Hannity. “Leave Trump alone , mean liberals!”

Dr. Gina Loudon is a Fox News quack psychologist, who has falsely claimed to have a degree in psychology. She’s written some of the lamest articles ( example here ) for some of the lamest so-called news sites , which include Politichicks , Rightwing News , World Nut Daily , and Breitbart.

Anyone with some common sense , and a bit of decency would be self-conscious of the fact that their name and reputation are associated with one of the sleaziest websites on the internet. But Dr. Gina remains blissfully unaware of that fact. Either that , or she just doesn’t care. To this day , she continues to publish in the aforementioned , including the dumbest of the dumbest , the discredited birther , conspiracy website World Nut Daily , where she continues to outdo her craziness with each new article.

She’s also written a new book – Mad Politics : How To Keep Your Sanity In A World Gone Crazy – which is ironic , since one could easily make the argument based on many of the articles she’s written , that she is severely lacking not only in the intellect department , but the sanity department.

This is a supposed psychologist who once berated the former president in a World Nut Daily article for golfing , executive orders , and vacationing , as signs of psychopathy. But she has remained silent on the current president’s executive orders , and his vacation and golf habits , whom she has laughably praised as a great leader , simply due to the fact that she is a close friend of his.

She never bothered to meet the last president , to get to know him as a human being , however flawed , instead choosing to spread lies and conspiracy theories about him. She was the supposed expert who knew what made Obama tick , and now Trump , but she’s nothing but a partisan hack , playing for a team. Team Trump.

On an episode of Hannity last week , while discussing her latest book Mad Politics , Dr. Gina went into a bizarre melt down , and according to witnesses blamed liberals , Democrats , Obama , and the deep state.

“I’ve always liked Dr. Gina ,” an anonymous witness told the Journal , “even though I think she’s as crazy as a bed bug , and disagree with her on almost everything. Even crazy people can be nice. But despite her questionable state of mind , she’s always seemed to have a level head and has always managed to keep her cool , even when upset. So , when her little outburst occurred , it shocked the hell out of me.”

” ‘Liberals are such whiny little crybabies ,’ ” Dr. Gina said. ‘Say one positive thing about president Trump , like he’s improved the economy all by himself because he’s such a great president , or he’s the sanest president – compared to Obama – and they crumble like the cupcakes they are.”

Sean said ,” ‘That’s right. They literally crumble. And then they literally explode. Kapow! Kaboom.’ He made exploding noises , spittle flying from his mouth.

” ‘That’s right , Sean. They make fun of conservatives and claim we’re the ones who wear diapers because we don’t get our way. But nothing could be further from the truth. Liberals are the diaper wearing crybabies. A perfect example of this was when I tweeted that president Trump is the sanest man to occupy the White House , and that he was an honest and truthful man who even Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck endorsed for president , I was viciously attacked , so I attacked back in the only language liberals clearly understand , by tweeting , the country’s greater than it’s ever been. Trump is MAGA! Obama sucks. But Trump is mean! Waaaaahhhhhh! I included some crybaby 😭😭😭 emojis to show what whiny babies they are , followed by , can we just move on now? But liberals aren’t the least bit interested in moving on , Sean. Now that Trump is president and is making America great again , they just want to kick and scream and throw temper tantrums because they would rather America not be great again , which really pisses me off , Sean. They want to pretend that it was already great , just so they can have an excuse to attack him.’

Hannity said , ” ‘I agree , Dr. Gina , but wasn’t it Obama who was endorsed by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck , and if I’m not mistaken , most of the Disney crew?’

” ‘How should I know , Sean? All I know is , liberals are so mean I just want to scream in frustration.’

“Which she did , startling not only me but everyone in the studio.

” ‘I’m sorry , Sean , I’m just so pissed off. Can’t they see he’s the greatest president who ever lived?’

“With each question her voice rose higher until she was nearly screaming.

‘Can’t they see what he’s done for the economy? Can’t they see how honest and loyal , and truthful he is? Can’t they see he never lies , like Obama , who lied all the time? Can’t they see they have Trump derangement syndrome because they can’t get under his skin? Can’t they see how sane he is because he knows how great he is? And can’t they see how sane I am too , because I know how great he is , and because I’m humble , know history , and stay informed!’

“Sean asked her if she was alright.

” ‘I’m alright , Sean.’ She plucked a tissue from the dispenser between her and Sean and proceeded to cry , dabbing at the corners of her eyes.

” ‘It’s so unfair , Sean ‘, she cried. ‘Why are liberals so mean to him? Conservatives weren’t mean to Obama. President Trump hasn’t done anything for them to treat him this way!’

“She put her head in her arms and started bawling. ‘Waaaaahaaahaaa! Waaaaahaaahaaa!’

Her shoulders heaved with each haha. Sean had this surprised , startled look on his face like he didn’t know what to do. We were all surprised , startled , and didn’t know what to do , except watch in fascination as she made a spectacle of herself.

“Her blubbering lasted perhaps almost thirty seconds , her shoulders continuing to heave with each haha. Then she looked up. Her makeup was smudged and runny with her tears. I blinked in shock at how ridiculous she looked. We all did. And before I knew it , she was on the floor , rolling around , blubbering and crying and kicking and pounding her fists like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

“The moment she hit the floor , Sean snapped out of his shock , making quick cutting motions. ‘Cut the cameras! Cut the cameras!’

“The cameras were cut. But the damage had already been done. This wasn’t going to look good for Sean Hannity , having one of his guests melt down on live television. It was the third incident here in less than a month. It would be interesting to see how he handled it.

“After the cameras had been cut , Sean helped Dr. Gina to her feet. She seemed to have been all cried out. Her makeup looked runnier and even more smudged , and her hair was all mussed up. She looked absolutely ridiculous. All she needed was a tall pointy hat , a broom stick and a black dress , and she would be ready to go trick or treating.

“She was also clearly embarrassed. ‘I don’t know what possessed me to behave that way ,’ she said.

” ‘It’s not your fault Dr. Gina ,’ Sean said. ‘I believe it was liberal , Obama , Democrat , deep state derangement syndrome.’

” ‘You know , Sean , I think you’re right ,’ she said , and they both laughed.”

The Daily Beast: Sean Hannity Lets Tomi Lahren Go First in Fox News Debut.

Conservative snowflake and Trump ass kisser , Tomi Lahren , makes her debut on the fair and balanced Fox News network.

Once upon a time , earlier this year to be exact , conservative snowflake – AKA Trump ass kissing lapdog , Tomi Lahren had a job at Glenn Beck’s The Blaze. Then , while appearing on The View she called many of her fellow conservatives hypocrites and admitted that she’s pro-choice. Glenn Beck immediately had a hissy fit and told her to pack her bags. Her bombastic commentary was no longer needed at The Blaze , because she hurt his feelings. She bounced around social media like a marble in a pinball machine , whining about Black Lives Matter , and liberals picking on her snowflake president , finally getting a gig with a pro-Trump advocacy group called Great America Alliance , who’s biggest claim to fame were a couple of childish ads , one ironically titled “Witch Hunt , where she ranted about the “liberal establishment media’s” unfair treatment of great King Trump , harping on his so-called connection to Russia , and another designed to make fun of liberals as snowflakes , but proving that conservatives like herself are the real snowflakes.

Marking her debut on Fox News , alongside Hannity and Geraldo Rivera , she immediately began whining about Hilary Clinton’s emails , outraged that only snowflakes like herself were still interested in the subject.  

Lahren was apparently upset that the FBI had decided not to pursue a Freedom Of Information Act request against Hillary Clinton’s emails.

“It’s in everybody’s interest to know the truth , right?” Hannity said.

“Of course it is ,” she screeched. “And the funny part of this whole thing is that her privacy somehow trumps our right to know. I’m sorry , but when you use a private email on a private server , your privacy rights are out the window  when you’re secretary of the United States. You don’t have privacy anymore.”

Tomi  and her fans still haven’t gotten over the fact that no one but themselves are interested in the so-called Benghazi scandal and Clinton’s so-called email scandal , and have ignored the fact that they have been investigated literally a million times , and have found nothing. They just want to whine like the snowflakes they are. 

Rivera was the only voice of sanity on Hannity , telling the two snowflakes that the Clinton email scandal was a dead horse they should stop fellating. Well , he didn’t use those words exactly. “Enough with Hillary’s emails ,” he concluded. “It’s a big yawner.”  

So , saying that the public doesn’t have a right to know or that we’re not interested , that’s a load of crap , number one!” Tomi screeched again. “Number two , how about we make a deal? How about when the mainstream media stops covering Russia day in and day out , maybe we can wrap up the Hillary email scandal.”

But that will never happen. Hillary Clinton’s emails will be a dead horse that Lahren will beat with a stick again and again attempting to bring new life to , and the media will do the same with the equally questionable Trump/Russia scandal.

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