To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids!

Alex Jones’s ‘how did I get stuck with these kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes?’ face.

From the Alex Jones radio show June 9 , 2017 – 

“Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main stream communist liberal news media won’t bring you because it’s controlled by George Soros , the biggest communist liberal in the world.

“I have three kooks on today’s show. One’s been here once or twice before. She’s even more of a  kook than the other two. She’s also crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. She’s written several wacked out books about Barack Obama , including Obama And His Evil Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood , and Obama And His Evil Twin Julio The Mole Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care. Like I said , she’s a real kook , crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.  

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Smart , intelligent Conservative women , Victoria , Ann-Marie , and Morgan trying to convince Alex Jones that Obama still wants to eat their kids.

“My other two guests are Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany. I’m not sure if they’ve been here before or not , but they’ve also written some wacked out books about Obama , because besides being known as kooks , they’re also crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes. Those books include , The Truth About B. O. And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , and I Was Attacked By B.O. Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , the latter which the three of them wrote together. And in case you’re wondering , ladies and gentlemen , those are not the titles of books about zombies with Body odor. Their latest book is  , To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids! has got to be the kookiest one yet. But I’m sure their next book will be even more kooky.    

“Welcome to the show , ladies.”

Ann-Marie : “Thanks for inviting us , Alex.”

Morgan : “I’m pretty sure we haven’t been here before.”

Alex : “Whatever.”

Victoria : “Did you invite us here just to make fun us , Alex?”

Alex : “You said it , not me. Let’s talk about the new book. Why would -“

Victoria : “Did you read it?”

Alex : “Why would I want to do that?”

Victoria : “Oh , I don’t know , maybe to know what it’s about.”

Alex : “I don’t have to read it to know it’s a piece of  – I mean something only a kook would write – in this case , three kooks – and something only a kook – or in this case , plural , kooks , your fans – would be interested in reading. The title itself tells me it’s got to be the kookiest book ever written. Why would -“

Victoria : “Gee , thanks for the great review , Alex.”

Alex : “You’re welcome. Now why would -“

Victoria : So , you still don’t believe his mole is the anti-Christ?”

Alex : “Of course not , it’s insane.”

Morgan : “You don’t believe Obama zombies tried to eat our brains?”

Alex : “How can they eat something that isn’t there to begin with?”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he still wants to kill my granny with Obama Care?”

Alex : “Obama Care doesn’t exist anymore!”

Victoria : “You don’t believe Julio helped him steal the elections , and that I cried and I cried when it happened?”

Ann-Marie : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff!”

Morgan : Yeah , like Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead?”

Alex : “ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead may have been involved , but to claim Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were involved , only a genuinely crazy person would believe that.”

Victoria : “You don’t believe he’s still taking too many vacations?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Morgan : “Or that he’s still playing too much golf?”

Alex : “Why should I care about his vacations or golfing , he’s -“

Ann-Marie : “And you don’t believe he still wants to steal everyone’s guns?”

Victoria : “Or that he shredded a copy of the constitution and used the shavings as a salad topping?”

Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“

Victoria : “You don’t believe he went to Mars to train for his tyrannical dictatorship of America , or that he’s a cross dressing lizard queen from planet Zork?”

Morgan : “And tried to infect us all with Ebola?”

Alex : “Alright , hold on. Just hold on! What does any of this have to do with the book?”

Victoria : “It has everything to do with it , Alex. If you don’t believe any of these facts , then you don’t believe he still wants to eat your kids.”

Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s Obummer’s Fault

162534854_stupid-republicans-bumper-stickers-stupid-republicans-  The Right Wing Hate Machine , aka the Conservative media , is a joke. Ever since Barack Obama became president ,  they’ve accused  and blamed him for everything under the sun. They’ve been accusing and blaming him since 2007 , ever since they discovered – by way of that great American , liberal-hating patriot , Turd Nugent – that he was really an evil communist , America-hating fraud who weaseled his way into the White House ,  but was really  a foreigner who was unqualified to be president , because they know that he was really born in Kenya , not Hawaii , and faked his birth certificate.

They’ve accused him of blaming George Bush for all of his failures. Which is comical ,  since they’ve  blamed him for  George Bush’s most recent failures :

The Iraq War. The one that promised weapons of mass destruction , but wound up destabilizing the country , that led to the collapse of the Ba’athist government of Saddam Hussein , which led to the election of Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki , whose policies alienated the Sunni population , which led to the rise of ISIS , thereby making Iraq and America less safe. The war killed thousands of American soldiers , and many thousands more Iraqi civilians. If the Bush administration had kept its nose out of Iraq , there would be no Islamic State.

The Rise Of ISIS, the most brutal Islamic terrorist organization , which was a result of the war that destabilized Iraq. Republicans have been laying the blame for ISIS on the Obama administration for pulling the remaining troops out , which they argue led to ISIS.  The Status Of Forces Agreement that was signed by George Bush , that stated that American forces must be completely out of Iraq by the end of December , 2011. But this makes no difference to the fools who swallow the Obama hating Kool-Aid  that Fox News , The Blaze , and  hate talk radio feeds them. It’s easier to blame the current president than put the blame where it really belongs , the Bush administration.

Hurricane Katrina.  
Everyone knows that Obama should have prevented Katrina from making landfall , and killing over a thousand people. Just another example of how incompetent and bad this president has been.

The 2008 Financial Crisis.
Another thing that was obviously Obama’s fault. It’s a known fact that he helped minorities to ruin the economy during the Bush years with that Community Reinvestment Act thing , which allowed minority loans to run amok , which led directly to  the  housing bubble bursting like a firecracker. But to be honest , the CRA was signed under Jimmy Carter , so he’s equally to blame. Wall Street had absolutely nothing to do with it. It was all Obama and Carter’s fault.

He is also at fault for the following :

The Paris And Brussels Attacks. It’s also Obama’s fault ISIS attacked Paris , and Brussels. On the Blaze , Glen Beck was at his trusted chalkboard teaching his tin foil hat wearing viewers that Obama was responsible for the attack on Paris because he was running guns out of Benghazi into Syria , which created ISIS.

Over at Fox News , during an interview with White House press secretary Josh Earnest , Elizabeth Hasselbeck – who got kicked off The View for being a wing nut – went ballistic because the president called the attack a “setback” in the war on ISIS. Hasselbeck thought it was a cavalier thing to say. Even Fox News fans on Facebook got into the blame Obama game , accusing him of sympathizing with and enabling his Islamic homies because – what else  – he’s a Muslim.

Rudy Guiliani was miffed that Obama was at a baseball game with his communist comrade , Raul Castro , instead of being where he should have been – in Brussels preventing the attacks , not taking excessive vacations and  playing countless rounds of golf like he always does when the world is in chaos.

 

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The typical Fox News viewer. “Obummer’s orchestratin’ Ebola to declare martial law , take are guns away and bury us all in a billion coffins they got stored in Georgia. Morgan Brittany said so.”

The S0-called Ebola Crisis. Which wasn’t a crisis. There were four confirmed cases of Ebola in the United States. Two nurses , Nina Pham , and Amber Joy Vinson. A third , Thomas Duncan , a Liberian visiting his family in Dallas. Both Pham , and Vinson contracted the disease while caring for Duncan. Duncan succumbed to the infection October 8th. The two nurses recovered. The fourth was physician Craig Spencer who had been in West Africa treating Ebola patients. He developed symptoms upon returning to the States. He also recovered.

The Conservative media fear mongered the non-crises like it was the end of the world. Morgan Brittany , Conservative whack job , and former eighties actress , in an article for World Nut Daily , accused the president of deliberately orchestrating the Ebola crisis to impose martial law , and grab guns.  In the article she recounted a story about a Los Angeles dinner party she attended where the conversation veered into conspiracy theory territory , and how the Obama administration was stock piling ammunition , and had purchased 1 billion dollars worth of coffins to bury gun loving patriots in after they had grown tired of housing them in Fema camps.

She also claimed , “a government supplier of emergency products” , notified the Disaster Assistance Response Team in advance of an Ebola outbreak , linking to the website Global Research , but failing to notify her readers that Global Research is also a conspiracy peddling site.  Politifact promptly debunked the claim.

She ended the article with ,”My fear is that this has all been orchestrated from the very beginning. Who knows? maybe this administration needs this to happen so martial law can be declared , guns can be seized and the populace can be controlled. When that happens … game over.”

Did she feel like a fool or apologize when none of this happened? No. Because in the Conservative media there is no accountability. The only thing that matters to them is that Obama is a narcissist , and wants to make himself King and Emperor of America. They’re desperately hoping all of this will happen , so they can carry on an armed rebellion against the government ,  believing they can be successful. Pathetic when you think about it.

The Ferguson Riots , The  Baltimore Protests , And The Murders Of Wenjian Liu , And Raphael Ramos. Since the deaths of Michael Brown , and Freddie Gray , the Right Wing Hate media , has shamelessly race baited the president , claiming he was one of several instigators of the civil unrest in Ferguson and Baltimore. On Fox News , Rudy “Obama doesn’t love America like you and I do” Giuliani falsely claimed that the president told everyone to hate the police. Of course , he was full of shit. Everyone who knew what the president said and didn’t say , knew Guiliani was full of shit , but the truth means nothing to clowns like Giuliani. The only thing that matters to them is smearing their opposition , which is exactly what the Right Wing Hate Media has done since Barack Obama became president.

To the Right Wing hate Machine , everything will always be Obama’s fault.

God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain

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Victoria Jackson and her Politichicks co-hosts , smart , intelligent conservative women.

Conservatives believe some of the most ridiculous nonsense about Barack Obama. He’s a Marxist/socialist who was taught to hate the wonders of capitalism by the likes of Bill Ayers , Frank Marshall Davis , and Saul Alinsky ;  a Nazi fascist who rules with an iron fist because of Obama Care ,  executive order/action , gun control and his endorsement of same-sex marriage ;  a Manchurian candidate who arms ISSIS , and is working for the Muslim Brotherhood , whom he has invited into the White House with open arms.

These are just a few of the more common wing nut beliefs that some conservatives have about the president. Others are so bizarre they can only be found at conspiracy sites like Before It’s News ,  World Nut Daily , Town Hall , Patriot Update , and espoused by the likes of crazy lunatic Victoria Jackson and her equally crazy lunatic co-hosts at Politichicks , who believe all of the above to be true.

Many conservatives live in their own fantasy world where they believe everything they hear or read about the president , no matter how bizarre , or twisted it is. No amount of evidence to the contrary can convince them otherwise. Victoria Jackson and her co-hosts at Politichicks  are convinced that the president is a freedom hating Islamic terrorist who is intent on transforming America into a Muslim paradise ruled by sharia law , and they have convinced their readers and viewers that it is actually being implemented into the court system in certain states.

Victoria has written several idiotic , insane books about the president , including To Serve Obama , and The Mole That Is Not Really A Mole In The White House : Obama’s Mole Not Really A Mole But His Evil Conjoined Twin. Her last book , How Barack Obama Really Stole The Elections : God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It , was such a phenomenal best seller among Fox News viewers , who apparently , will never get enough of Victoria’s particular brand of insanity , that she decided to do a follow-up.

The new book , co-written with Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany , Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , will be released in early Spring , again from Obama Haters Tea Party Patriot Survival Club.

Brittany , and Murrell , co-authors of the book , What Women Really Want , are regular columnists for Town Hall , Patriot Update , and World Nut Daily , and have both  appeared on Fox many times over the years. Both women , in their columns , have accused the president of being a tyrannical dictator , and of supporting Islamic terrorists. In 2014 , Brittany – and the rest of the conservative media , which eagerly jumped on the band wagon – accused the president of manufacturing the so-called Ebola crisis , which wasn’t much of a crisis , to justify taking away everyone’s guns , and imposing martial law , both of which never happened.

Now she’s come up with a new conspiracy theory – which is included in the new book – that will be sure to have their devout fans on the edge of their seats.

The three of them have also appeared several times on the Kelly File with Megan Kelly.

Megan : “Welcome ladies. Victoria , last time you were here , you swore it would be your last. What changed your mind?”

Victoria : “The realization that time is running out , and we have to get Obama out of the White House.”

Megan : “You’re not still mad at me for being so mean to you?”

Victoria : “It wasn’t really your fault , Megan. You just don’t know any better.”

Megan : “What do you mean?”

Victoria : “Obama’s a gay Muslim communist , and he’s got everyone – well , almost everyone – fooled into believing that he’s saved America , the economy , and … and … what’s the word I’m looking for?”

Ann-Marie : “All kinds of stuff?”

Victoria : “Yeah , that’s it! He’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America from all kinds of stuff , and because liberals and progressives – who are really communists – are brainwashed , they believe it.”

Megan : “Are you suggesting that he’s got me fooled? For your information , nobody’s got me fooled. And all kinds of stuff is four words. But , anyway , what  exactly do they believe?”

Victoria : “You know , all kinds of stuff.”

Megan : “Such as?”

Victoria : “Well , that he’s not a gay Muslim communist.”

Megan : “But that’s not an example of how he’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America. Ann-Marie , Morgan? Got any ideas?”

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Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany trying to come up with an example of how Obama has fooled stupid and brainwashed liberals into believing he has saved America.

Ann-Marie : “Uh … well , uh … “

Megan : “Morgan?”

Morgan : “Uhhhmm … let’s see … uh … “

Megan : “This is not a quiz , guys. It’s a simple question that requires a simple answer.”

Ann-Marie : “Hold on , I’m thinking.”

Morgan : “Me too.”

Victoria : “Oh , I know! I know!” ( she raises her hand ).

Megan : “There’s no need to raise your hand , Victoria. You’re not in class.”

Victoria : “The economy?!”

Megan : “You already said that.”

Victoria : “Then why did you ask , Megan?!”

Megan : “Oh , dear lord. Why don’t we just get to the new book?”

Victoria : “Did you read it this time?”

Megan : Yes , I did.”

Victoria : “And what did you think of it?”

Megan : “You don’t really want to know.”

Victoria : “You didn’t like it?”

Megan : “It doesn’t matter if I like it or not. What matters is that your readers like it , as I’m sure they will once you  tell them what it’s about.”

Victoria : “It’s mostly about an experience the three of us had at a CPAC convention three years ago. We were all guest speakers talking about the importance of getting Obama out of the White House , and ridding America of liberals and progressives – who are really communists , and fascists , and gay Muslim lovers -“

Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff.”

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Victoria Jackson , explaining how Obama is destroying America , and all kinds of other stuff.

Victoria : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff , because they want to destroy it , because that’s what they were all taught to do by Bill Ayers , Saul Alynski , and Frank Marshall Davis , who is Obama’s real daddy. We know this for a fact , because the Muslim Brotherhood are hanging out in the White House , and Obama’s making rap videos with them and they’re giving him advise on foreign policy , telling him to support ISSIS , the murder of Christians in the middle east , and to thumb his nose at Israel because he’s a narcissist with a huge ego who can’t wait to call himself king and emperor of the world.”

Megan : “What? And I suppose Julio told you that president Obama is making rap videos with the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Victoria : “No , Megan! God told me! Jeez! You really need to pay attention.”

Megan : “Sorry. So , God told you that president Obama is rapping with the Muslim Brotherhood , and – “

Victoria : ( anger in her voice ) “And Julio made him do it!”

Megan : ( laughing ) “Julio made him do it! Oh God , here I go again! I can’t stop it!”

Victoria : “Stop laughing , Megan! It’s not funny!”

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Megan Kelly can’t stop laughing at Victoria Jackson.

Megan : ( still laughing ) “Yes it is! It’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Obama’s mole is the Anti-Christ , and its name is Julio! Oh Jesus Christ , God almighty , Jesus , Mary , Joseph , and the apostles , and the donkey He rode into Jerusalem on! ( laughing so hard , she slapped the table top a few times , startling Anne-Marie , and Morgan , both of whom had been staring at her with a half puzzled , half shocked expression.

Victoria : “I warned you , Megan! You better stop laughing or else -“

Megan : “Alright , alright , OK , no more laughing. Now what happened at the CPAC convention?”

Victoria : “What do you think happened , Megan? We were attacked by Obama zombies that tried to eat our brains! That’s what happened. Ann-Marie and Morgan were sitting behind me , waiting to speak , when mindless , drooling zombies rushed the stage , apparently angry that I was criticizing their zombie boss. There were dozens of them , just like in that TV show , the Walking Dead. Their eyes were lifeless , and they were chanting  Obama , and must have brains , over and over again. The crowd scattered out of their way , screaming and begging not to be eaten , but some of them were caught anyway , and their brains were instantly devoured. We knew we had to get out of there , or we would be next , so we ran for our lives , and managed to escape just in time.”

Megan : “You’re just making this up , aren’t you? Come on , admit it.”

Victoria : “I’m not making anything up. It really happened. Didn’t it , Morgan , Ann?”

Morgan : “It really happened.”

Anne-Marie : “Yep , and all kinds of other stuff.”

Victoria : “And it will happen again. Obama will suspend the elections , and announce himself king and emperor , and then he will unleash his hordes of zombies ,  the Fema Corp Youth Brigade – who are communists and Nazis – and the infant ninja warrior army that Alex Jones warned us about , on everyone but his followers , and they will round-up all of us patriots  and throw us in Fema camps , and then eat our brains , and then bury us all in millions of coffins. Ask Morgan. She predicted it will happen. She’s never wrong.”

Megan : “And I suppose Julio will make him do that , too?”

Victoria : “Yes , Megan! Julio makes him do everything , Megan! Everything is Julio’s fault! He is the Anti-Christ , after all!”

Megan : “Julio made him do it again!” ( she bursts out laughing ).

Victoria : “I told you Megan , if you don’t stop laughing , this really will be my last appearance on your show.”

Megan : “Like I said last time , Victoria , I seriously doubt it.”

Victoria : “Oh yeah? Watch me again! And this time I mean it!”

Anne-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff!”