America's greatest Constitutional expert - yeah, that's right, I said it - and Fox News host, Mark Levin complained yesterday on his radio show that he was having trouble breathing with minimal effort. "I told you a couple of weeks ago, I've been having trouble breathing with minimal exertion," he said in his signature nasal …
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Tells Sean Hannity That President Biden’s Immigration Policy Is Like The Zombie Apocalypse In That Brad Pitt Movie
In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …
“Wild And Crazy” Jeanine Pirro, Arrested, Handcuffed, Straight-Jacketed, And Dragged Off To The Funny Farm A Fourth Time
Fox News host Jeanine Pirro has been arrested, handcuffed, Straight-Jacketed, and dragged off to the funny farm on three previous occasions during her employment at Fox News. The fourth time occurred during a recent segment of The Five. During a recent appearance of The Five, liberal co-host Jessica Tarlov attempted to correct her co-hosts on …
Mark Levin: “Democrats Should Hold Themselves And Antifa In Contempt For Invading The Capitol, Not Steve Bannon!”
From the October 21 broadcast of the Mark Levin Show: "Can you believe the House of Representatives has voted to hold Steve Bannon in Contempt for failing to testify?" Levin screeched in his nasally voice. "You know who I hold in Contempt? The Democrats, that who!"They want Bannon in prison! In prison for what?! For …
The Real Fart Gate: Mike Huckabee Flatulates During Interview With Sean Hannity
Before coronavirus was a thing, there was Fart Gate. In the fall of 2019, during an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Congressman Eric Swalwell appeared to rip one. The embarrassing event - which was nothing more than the scrape of a mug across a table - was nonetheless so big, it trended on Twitter …
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Liberals Cry Hysterically And Pull Their Hair Out Demanding Tucker Carlson Be Fired
On last night's edition of Tucker Carlson Tonight, the host informed his viewers that America's "self-described moral leaders" were denouncing him for pointing out the obvious. The obvious being that the Democratic party had such a powerful hold on not just the country as a whole, but the entire electorate. Through this all-powerful hold, they …
Charlie Kirk Owns The Libs Once Again
Charlie Kirk has had the last laugh. For years, Turning Point USA's founder and executive director, has been owning the libs in spectacular fashion, just as he did when he put on his first pair of Pampers to own the smug libs in 2017, who were crying for a safe space on the campus of …
Tucker Carlson Wants To Call The Police On People Wearing Masks, And Matt Walsh Wears A Diaper
On his recent Monday night show, Tucker Carlson urged his viewers to call authorities when they see people wearing masks outside, and to notify child protective services when they see children wearing masks, which is just as repulsive as a person farting in Wal-Mart. "Only neurotic people wear masks in public," he told the rubes. "And …
Laura Ingraham Suffers Breakdown Over Lamestream Media Criticism Of Melania Trump
http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/12/14/laura-ingraham-media-bashing-melania-trump-michelle-obama-could-do-no-wrong Conservatives often say liberals are the real snowflakes , who melt over the slightest politically correct offense. But on last Thursdays Ingraham Angle , Laura Ingraham , went into full melt down mode over CNN's criticism of First Lady Melania Trump's interview with Sean Hannity. According to anonymous witnesses at Fox News , some …
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To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids!
From the Alex Jones radio show June 9 , 2017 -Â "Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main …
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