Stupid Conservative Memes #86 “Democrats And Obama Are The Real Racists!”

Whenever conservatives are called out for being racist, they are quick to respond with the predictable retort, “Oh yeah? Democrats are the real racists! They started the KKK!” 
Not only are they accused of starting the KKK , but according to conservatives are still as racist as they were fifty, sixty, eighty, a hundred years ago, and the southern strategy employed by the Republican party is nothing but liberal revisionist history. The truth is that the Republican party and conservatives love black people.

No, seriously.

So, since the two parties never switched ideologies and the southern strategy never happened, conservatives can’t be racist. Right? It’s really Democrats, liberals, and progressives who constantly play the race card, who are forever accusing conservatives of being racist for no good God damn reason whatsoever.

If that’s the case, let’s look back on some very recent history. When Barack Obama was president conservatives didn’t look too kindly upon a black guy in the White House, nor were they too thrilled that Colin Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter dared to speak up about systemic racism and abuse of authority. Conservatives couldn’t resist accusing them of hating their own country, and labeling BLM terrorists. 

They constructed an alternate reality where Obama stoked racial division simply by having the audacity of being black. It really wasn’t their fault, was it? Goodness, no!  

It was his fault that a certain percentage of Republicans didn’t believe he was eligible to be president, since he was reluctant to show his birth certificate. 

It was his fault they called him a Muslim. After all, he was always taking vacations and playing golf instead of doing something about ISIS. And you have to admit, that name, Barack Hussein Obama, didn’t sound all that American now, did it?

It was his fault they called him a Marxist. Everyone knows black community organizers from Chicago are all Marxists.

It was his fault they said he hated America and wasn’t brought up like conservatives who are shining examples of patriotism, even when they wave that old Confederate flag and display it on their property, or on the back of their vehicles. He never should have done all of those apology tours with his band Barack Hussein Obama And The Alinsky Hustle.

It was his fault that race relations had been set back fifty years when he was president. He was the food stamp president after all, and was effectively bribing poor black people with welfare and other free goodies who were too stupid to realize that it’s nothing but a scam to keep them complacent on the Democratic plantation. He also couldn’t stop reminding everyone that racism still exists.

It was his fault he was called a racist. He never should have criticized a white cop as acting stupidly, or showed empathy for a murdered black teenage thug who tried to murder a poor boy with a gun who did nothing more than follow him with the intention of asking him if he paid for the bag of Skittles and Iced Tea he was carrying. 

Conservatives will never admit that they were in any way racist toward Obama. But they will swear up and down that Obama was racist toward them, and single handedly divided America along racial lines. Of course, Republicans had absolutely nothing to do with it.

The following are examples they often love to cite that prove Obama was a rabid anti white racist:

  • He once said that some people may not like him because he’s black.
  • Attended a black church whose pastor was falsely accused of preaching black nationalism, and racism against white people.
  • Dared to be critical of a white police officer. 
  • Supported Black Lives Matter, a known civil rights group whose real goal was to kill cops, roast them like bacon and eat team. 
  • Stoked an alleged war on law enforcement, and somehow put their lives in danger by acknowledging that racism was not a thing of the past.
  • Once said if he had a son, he would probably look like Trayvon Martin. Conservatives absolutely lost their minds.
  • Dared to acknowledge that racism is still a problem. How dare he make such a claim? Couldn’t he just admit that white people can’t be racist? After all, they elected him, didn’t they?
  • Stoked the riots and looting in Baltimore and Ferguson by daring to call for investigations into the deaths of Freddie Gray, and Michael Brown. 

Of course, none of these are examples of stoking racial division on Obama’s part. The few times Obama actually spoke about race, conservatives deliberately twisted his words out of context to smear him. They were nothing more than hysterical overreactions from conservatives obsessed with proving that Obama was the real racist, and that they have not been too fond of black people for decades.  

Save The Snowflakes

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From Social injustice snowflakes on college campuses , to the diaper wearing snowflakes at Turning Point USA : Charlie Kirk , Candace Owens ; the NRA’s Dana Loesch , Dan Bongino , Wayne Lapierre ; Fox News’s Tammy Lawrence , Sean Hannity , Tucker Carlson , Laura Ingraham , Jeanine Pirro ; The Blaze’s , Glenn Beck , Stu ‘The Booger’ Burguiere , Pat Gray ; Prager University’s Dennis ‘the rape of a name is also rape’ Prager ; World Net Daily’s Dr. Gina ‘Trump Is The Sanest Person In The WH’ Loudon , Joseph Farah ; Townhall News , and Rightwing New’s JohnA White Woman Who Voted For Obama Is Like A Black Woman Voting For The KKKHawkins.

From washed up rockers and Hollywood actors , SpongeTed Squishy Pants Nugent ( who once soiled himself to avoid the draft ) , James Woods , Roseanne ‘Ambien Made Me Do It’ Barr , Tim Allen.

From social media , to right-wing media.

From the senate’s Chuckliberals want mob rule’ Grassley , Mitch McConnell , Lindsayfit throwingGraham ; to the White House , conservatives have become an endangered species. They are under attack from politically correct intolerant liberals , who want to silence conservative voices , enforce homosexuality , gun control , single payer health care , transgenderism , socialism , Big Macs , and decide what kind of person should be on the Supreme Court!

Conservatives no longer have a safe space of their own. From college campuses to the steps of Washington DC , they have all been taken over by mobs of socialist , pansy libtards who just can’t get over the fact that Trump won.

Please save the life of one of these delicate snowflakes today , before they become extinct. Make your donation to Save The Snowflakes. Because everyone deserves a safe space , even conservative snowflakes like the above mentioned.

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Stupid Conservative Memes #59 Liberal Logic 101 Edition

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What massive voter fraud? This meme provides no link to back up it’s outrageous claim. It just repeats a cherished Republican talking point to appeal to it’s shallow minded readers.

Fifty-two percent of Republicans were convinced that ACORN  stole the 2008 election for Barack Obama. After the 2012 election , it was forty-nine percent. They believed that ACORN wasn’t the only entity that helped Obama steal the elections. Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the walking dead , illegal immigrants , and the homeless of America – thousands upon thousands , all of whom Obama had  somehow managed to bus in to polling places all over America – also had a hand in it ( see How Barack Obama Really Stole The Elections : God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It , and How Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , The Homeless , Illegal Immigrants , And The Walking Dead Helped Obama The Weasel Weasel His Way Into The White House ). This is how delusional Conservatives have become in the last eight years who believe this nonsense. Nothing is too extreme ; nothing is too insane. They really are willing to believe that Disney characters and ACORN – which didn’t even exist in 2012! – helped Obama steal the elections.

For a party that supposedly benefits from voter fraud time after time , they sure as hell didn’t benefit during the last election. Trump and some of his supporters claimed that it was most likely rigged , even though he became the president. Conservatives have been complaining about voter fraud for years when they lose an election , with no evidence. What they won’t tell you is what voter restriction laws are really all about.  That’s the real fraud.   

 

Stupid Conservative Memes #55 Liberal Logic 101 Edition


This meme is proof that many Conservatives don’t understand the Constitution , much less know what’s actually in it. Because the phrase ‘separation of church and state’ does not appear in the first amendment , they believe that the establishment clause only means that government cannot promote a state religion , or prohibit its free exercise , and that gives them free rein to impose their religion  on every aspect of American life , including public schools , and government. Like Rick Santorum , and Bryan Fisher , many of them believe it’s either a communist or a Nazi idea or invention by liberals who are , apparently , both communists and Nazis in the minds of many Conservatives. 

Despite  the absence of the words separation of church and state , they believe that the founding fathers were actually all Christians and that they really intended America to be a Christian nation. If that were the case , the Constitution would explicitly say so. They knew that a state sanctioned religion would become oppressive , which is why they intended America to be secular. God does not appear in the Constitution. Jesus does not appear. Christianity does not appear. Religion appears only once , in the establishment clause forbidding its establishment at state and national levels ( any religion ) , and guaranteeing it’s exercise by all ( again , any religion ) , because they understood that religion is a personal choice , as well as an individual right in a free society. 

Today’s average liberal understands the concept of separation of church and state , as Thomas Jefferson wrote about in his letter to the Danbury , Connecticut Baptist Association. The only ones who seem incapable of understanding it , are Conservative Christians ( like the ones who read these types of memes and believe they speak some deep truth that liberals are incapable of understanding – which would make them stupid  , not liberals ) who want to force their particular brand of religion on everyone else. 

What Liberals Believe ( Liberals Are Still Loons )

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Conservative sleuth , John Hawkins , sniffing out them evil , treasonous , America hating liberals.

 

Since the election of Donald Trump , liberals have gotten even crazier than they’ve ever been , and it’s all Barack Obama’s fault , because he was  jealous that Hillary Clinton lost , even though he rigged it with the help of ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal aliens , and the walking dead , yes , the real walking dead , just as he rigged the last two elections with the same characters.

1) Liberals believe Trump will play more golf than Obama did. The truth is , all Obama did was play golf while the world went to hell.

2) Liberals believe Trump will sign more executive orders. The truth is , all Obama did was sign executive orders while the world went to hell. When he wasn’t signing executive orders , he was playing golf , and when he wasn’t playing golf , he was signing executive orders.

3) Liberals believe Trump is a racist because he wanted to build a wall to keep out those murderous , drug dealing illegal immigrants. But it’s really liberals who are racist because they want them to come here and collect welfare , food stamps , and do jobs “no American would want to do.”

4) Liberals believe Trump hates Muslims because his immigration ban will prevent them from coming here and murdering us in our sleep. 

5) Liberals believe ACORN doesn’t exist anymore. But the truth is , ACORN is still trying to rig the voting system for Democrats. They tried it in 2016 , and will most likely try it again in 2020.

6) Liberals don’t believe Obama spied on Trump. The truth is , Obama trained his dogs , Sonny and Bo to infiltrate Trump Towers to tap the phones. Those dogs are clever. They are also communists like Obama.

7) Liberals don’t believe Obama is on a permanent vacation. The truth is , ever since Obama entered the White House in 2009 , he has been on a permanent vacation. According to an unknown source , he was even planning to write a book called My Endless vacation In The White House.

8) Liberals are so delusional , they believe evolution and global warming are real. Even though there is no evidence for either , but refuse to believe in God even though there is a mountain of evidence. 

9) Liberals believe Obama is no longer playing golf. Even though he had banned all golf courses by executive order , for his personal use.

10) Liberals believe Conservatives hated Obama because he is black. Which proves they are the racists. Conservatives don’t like Obama because he was really born in Kenya. 

And there you have it , ten reasons why liberals are still loons.

Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.


Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit.           

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

 1) OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement. 

2) TAXES :   Evil. Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3) LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.  

4TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.”  All Muslims are guilty by default. 

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : Mentally ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS :  Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America. 

9) THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :  Race-baiting. 

  

 

Stupid Conservative Memes #21

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Actually , none of these make liberals cry.

1) Liberals also own guns. The idea that liberals in general hate guns is absurd. Many Conservatives are gun nuts , who believe that even the most moderate forms of gun control are an infringement on their second amendment rights ; liberals tend to be more rational when it comes to firearm regulations.

2) Just as many liberals also love the flag. The notion among Conservatives that liberals are not patriotic and don’t love their country , is also laughably absurd.

3) Most liberals don’t care what football teams name themselves.

4) Many liberals have criticized Barack Obama when he does something they don’t support. The notion that all liberals blindly worship and approve of everything he does , is laughably absurd. Conservatives who hate him , are not paying attention.

5) Many liberals are Christians themselves , and are highly critical of Islam. Conservatives have a real problem labeling all Muslims as terrorists , hence the absurd phrase , ‘not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims ,’ which is contradictory. They also have a problem defending white nationalist terrorism like some liberals do with Islam.

6) Many liberals also hunt.

7) No rational liberal would watch Fox News , so that one is correct.

8) Again , the idea that liberals hate the Constitution , is  ridiculous. 

9) Conservatives believe they have a monopoly on patriotism. They believe that hating Democrats , liberals , Barack Obama , Hillary Clinton , amassing hoards of firearms , and wrapping themselves in the flag while denying civil rights to others , makes them patriots.

The liberal version :

Things that make Conservatives cry :

Moderate , reasonable gun control. Whaaa!

Anyone who doesn’t display extreme nationalism , such as standing for the National anthem ; anyone who criticizes police brutality involving the death of an unarmed black individual. Whaaa!

Anyone who criticizes Der Furher Donald Trump. Whaaa!

Anyone who criticizes Christianity. We’re so oppressed! Whaaa!

Animal rights activists. Whaaa!

Environmental activists. Whaaa!

Gay rights activists. Whaaa!

Anyone who criticizes Fox News. Whaaa!

Anyone who doesn’t hate Obama , liberals , Democrats , and gays. Whaaa!

Anyone who doesn’t hate Muslims. Whaaa!

Anyone who criticizes Israel’s imperialism. Whaaa!

Anyone who criticizes Americas imperialism. Whaaa!

Politically Correct Terms Conservatives Love … Part 2

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 Conservatives are helpless victims , forever bullied by liberals and progressives who want to shut down their free speech … or so they want you to believe. The truth is , Conservatives oppose political correctness because they want to treat anyone they don’t like as badly as they can without consequence. In other words , they would rather be assholes.

The following are ten more politically correct terms used by Conservatives to portray themselves as victims while smearing their opponents.

  1. Obama/liberal/progressive/government hating radical = “Patriot.” Recently Conservatives all over America demonstrated what fragile pussies hypocrites they really are when a football player by the name of Colin Kaepernick made the choice not to stand during the National Anthem , because he wanted to call attention to the fact that racism and police brutality against minorities is still a very real problem. Why he was refusing to stand , was completely ignored. Instead attention was focused on the  absurd notion that he hates America , and was being disrespectful to military personnel. The irony or hypocrisy in this situation is that Conservatives see no problem with  slandering liberals , Democrats , or the current president as un-American , and accusing them of treasonous or subversive behavior. The president is the commander-in-chief. When anyone disrespects him , they’re disrespecting all military personnel , including those who fought for their freedom to be assholes. But because it’s Obama , that rule doesn’t apply with Conservatives.
    There was a time when the word patriot meant something. It meant addressing grievances in a peaceful manner , through marching in the streets , writing those who are supposed to represent us. But today , in the age of Obama , Conservatives have twisted it’s meaning. It’s no longer about protesting peacefully. It’s about hating and slandering the current president and Democrats as being sympathetic to communism , to terrorists ; treating armed insurgents as true patriots , and those who do protest peacefully , as un-American. 
  2.  “Terrorist” = Person of color , whether they are Islamic radicals , or members of Black Lives Matter who protest peacefully. Recently Tomi Lahren of The Blaze Network embarrassed herself when she tweeted a comparison of Black Lives matter to the KKK. Apparently they’ve been roaming the country lynching white people because they want to overthrow white dominance. Systemic racism has nothing to do with it , nor does the fact that there just might be a real problem with racism in law enforcement. Black people  want to riot because it’s just how they are. Again , the irony here is that people like Lahren and those who listen to her , refuse to believe that Christians can be radicalized by their religion. But there have been plenty of cases where Conservative Christians have committed acts of terror in the name of not only God but anti-government rhetoric.
  3. “Cop hater” = Anyone who criticizes a police officer’s criminal behavior ( as if they can do no wrong ) , such as the shootings or murders of black individuals ,  like Michael Brown , Freddie Gray , and Eric Garner , or daring to suggest that cops should wear body cameras.  Ironically , Obama was accused of hating cops after the Dallas police shootings for making sane , rational statements condemning the killings. In the Conservative bubble where fiction is often regarded as fact , Obama hates law enforcement because … something. 
  4. “Lone Wolf” = a term Conservatives and the media use to describe anti-government , or white supremacist shooters.  Last year Dylan Roof walked into a black church in Charleston , SC , and murdered nine people. Roof . a known racist , confessed that he did it because he hoped it would start a race war. But the main stream Conservative media attempted to make it appear as if race had nothing to do with it. The message : when a shooter is a radical Muslim , all Muslims are accountable and are terrorists by default. But  a white Conservative shooter who has been radicalized by anti-government or anti-black hatred ,  that person is not considered a terrorist but a “lone wolf” with mental issues.
  5. “Traitor” =  A favorite word Conservatives love to throw at liberals , especially those who support the current president. Obama himself has been accused of treason for his executive orders ( which Conservatives have absurdly described as lawless behavior , comparing him to a dictator ; they didn’t seem to mind Bush’s lawless behavior ) ; same-sex marriage ; Benghazi ( a non scandal ) ; the Iran Deal ( which Conservatives have falsely claimed would allow Iran to develop a nuclear weapon ) ; aiding ISIS ( also absurd since the U.S. is currently at war with them ) ; executive action on amnesty for illegal immigrants ( which was blocked by Republicans and the Supreme Court ) ; weakening the military ( another absurd claim ) ; legal abortion ; the non Ebola crises ; Fast And Furious ( another non scandal ) ; the imaginary war on Christianity ( it doesn’t matter that he’s a Christian , he still hates them  ) ; the imaginary war on Christmas ; gun control ( even though he hasn’t grabbed a single gun ) ;  and perhaps the most absurd claim of all , his hatred of America.  You name it , the Republican Party and their rabid supporters have had a hard on for impeachment for eight years.  Are any of these impeachable offenses? Well , they are to those who hate Obama with a passion  and are unable to distinguish fantasy from reality.
  6. Race- baiter” = Anyone black or white ( preferably black ) who attempts to talk about racial discrimination against minorities. This was evident during the Ferguson and Baltimore riots and protests as the Conservative and much of mainstream media bent over backward to defend police brutality and blame the black community for the bad behavior of certain cops , and accusing Obama , Jesse Jackson , Al Sharpton , and the so-called liberal media of inciting  racial tension as a means of attempting to start a race war. Anger over the killings of Michael Brown , Freddie Gray , Eric Garner , and the failure of the justice system to convict the officers involved in their deaths , and charge them at least with involuntary manslaughter , apparently didn’t play a role in these situations. Black people are just animals and look for any excuse to riot. 
  7. “Bigot” = Another  word Conservatives love to use to accuse liberals or anyone who opposes anti-gay bigotry. It’s also used to besmirch and demean the reputation of non believers. Some Christians view all atheists as bigots , and believe they want to suppress their religious freedom. But most atheists are not bigoted because they do not seek to stifle , ban , or outlaw religious freedom. Many Conservative Christians however do wish and have supported the efforts of Republican politicians to discriminate against gay citizens under the guise of “religious freedom”, and are by definition ,  bigots. 
  8. “Militant atheists” = See bigot.
  9. “Militant homosexual” = A gay activist who advocates for the advancement and ethical treatment of other gay individuals. 
  10. “Racist” = A black person , liberal , or anyone who complains about the unethical treatment of minorities. Because anti-black racism no longer exists in the age of Obama. See also race-baiter.    

Politically Correct Terms Conservatives Love … Part 1

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Tomi Lahren  , aka White Privilege Barbie , aka Trump lover , hates political correctness , flips out when someone doesn’t stand for the National Anthem.

Conservatives are perpetual victims. They often bemoan that the Left has become too politically correct , especially in the age of Obama. It’s no longer appropriate to say what’s on your mind or criticize someone without offending a bleeding heart liberal , they say. Like Clint Eastwood recently observed , today’s generation has become the pussy generation. He was talking about liberals , but he should have included Conservatives in that statement , since they too have their own political correctness , and get easily offended.

  1. “Secularism” = anti-Christian , anti-God. For eight years Conservatives have claimed that atheists , liberals and Obama have waged a war on the religious freedom of Christians. According to them , Obama hates Christians and is openly persecuting them , from his attendance in Reverend Wright’s church , where he supposedly learned to hate not only America , but Christianity through Black Liberation Theology , to his 2015 Prayer Breakfast speech where he criticized violence committed in the name of religion , including Christianity. Conservatives and Christians saw this as a personal attack and  in the alternate reality  in which they reside , he is persecuting  a majority of the population , as if they are no longer allowed to pray , and that the Supreme Court under Obama has outlawed God.
  2. Anti-gay bigotry = “religious freedom”. March 26 , 2015 , Mike Pence , then governor of Indiana , signed into law the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. As if religious freedom were ever in danger. Conservatives have used this law to justify their bigotry , going so far as to raise funds for businesses  that refuse to provide service to gay people , based on their religious beliefs , and claiming they  themselves are the real  victims , and that they are the new civil rights movement , even as they support  laws that restrict or inhibit the civil rights of others. Conservatives fail to notice the irony.
  3. Happy Holidays = “anti-Christmas.” Every year Fox News and Conservatives complain that liberals are attempting to take Christ out of Christmas by saying Happy Holidays instead of the politically correct term , Merry Christmas.
  4.  “Socialist” , “communist”  = any Democratic or Independent politician , be it Barack Obama , or Bernie Sanders who supports progress , change in a positive , progressive direction.
  5. Anti-abortion = “pro-life.” The irony here is that many pro-life Conservatives support the death penalty , and also support war and torture.
  6. “Thug” = a black person who peacefully protests racial injustice , and/or has the misfortune of being shot by police officers even while complying with the law , as in the case of Alton Sterling , Philando Castile , and Michael Brown.
  7. “Welfare queen” = Lazy black woman.
  8. “People who want Free stuff” = lazy black people who want free handouts , such as welfare , food stamps , Obama phones , etc.. See also welfare queen.
  9. Anti-gay = “pro-family.”
  10. “Liberal bias” =  anything that doesn’t support the ultra-Conservative point of view. Facts.  

Obama Wants To Eat Your Kids

Aviary Photo_131066935447578748  Michelle Obama released her cook book ‘American Grown‘ in the summer of 2012. Since it’s release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let’s Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And neither are students and their parents. They are fed up with the First Lady , and are letting her know it.

While most people probably couldn’t care less , some Americans – notably , Conservatives – see this attempt by the First Lady as something much more sinister. As most well-informed Conservative Republicans know , the Obama’s are pure evil and are bent on destroying America and everything it stands for. So it is no surprise that the First Lady would implement such a program. To them , it is just another attempt by the Obama’s to further limit our freedoms  , and ultimately destroy America.

I talked recently with Sarah Palin , who voiced her concerns about this program.

“Michelle Obama thinks she has everyone fooled with her Healthy , Hunger Free Kids Act ,” she said. “But if you watch Fox News , Glen Beck ,  and other conservative media that are not afraid to report the truth , then you know for a fact that she’s not fooling everybody. The only ones who are being fooled are the communist liberals who believe the lies of the communist liberal media. We know the truth about this deceitful program , and we have the facts. Most Americans believe it is nothing more than a harmless program to provide healthier school lunches. But the truth is that this program is designed to allow communist liberal  , Marxist , Nazi , gay Muslims to further infiltrate and control our public and private schools by telling our children what they can and cannot eat.

“First they’re removing God from public and private schools , and replacing Christianity with their Godless Muslim religion , and now this. This is exactly how communist liberal , Nazis , Marxist , gay Muslims behave. And the Obama’s have been behaving this way ever since Barack’s first election. And Americans are getting fed up with it. But thank God these communist liberal , Marxist , Nazi , gay Muslim tyrant dictators won’t be in power much longer. I just hope they don’t take our guns away and throw us all in Fema camps before that happens.”

Victoria Jackson , conservative blogger , and writer , has expressed her own concerns about this seemingly innocent program. And while her concerns may seem reasonable to some , they are certainly bizarre.

“There is nothing innocent about it ,” she said. “I believe it’s more than just an attempt to get our kids to eat  healthier. When I first heard about this program , I suspected there was something more to it. I began to question the purpose behind the program. Could it really be a harmless attempt to get Kids interested in exercising and eating right? Or is it something to be suspicious about? They are communists , after all , and communists are evil and everything they do is evil. And that’s when it hit me. It wasn’t something harmless. It was something so unbelievable , and so sinister that most of us would never believe it. I believe it is a subtle attempt to gain total control of our schools and our kids for a much more sinister purpose. And I believe that purpose is to get as many students as possible ,  so sick and tired of all the healthy crap they will be force-fed with this program , that they will gorge themselves on as much junk food as they can. And when enough of them are plump and fat enough , they will be in invited to a special surprise dinner at the White House , and then they will find out what Michelle Obama’s school lunch program is really all about. But by then , it will be too late for them. There will be no hope.

“Remember that Twilight Zone episode , To Serve Man , where the aliens who all looked like Lurch from the Addams Family, came to earth to eat everybody? Well , I wrote a book called ,  To Serve Obama : How Barack Obama The Kenyan , Voodoo , Muslim CannibalPlans To Eat Our Kids , With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program. It’s a wake up call to warn Americans of Michelle’s book , American Grown , which is really nothing more than a  cook book.

” Please read it , and take action. We must impeach the communist liberal , Nazi , Marxist , gay , cannibal Muslim before he eats all of our kids!”