“Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main stream communist liberal news media won’t bring you because it’s controlled by George Soros , the biggest communist liberal in the world.
“I have three kooks on today’s show. One’s been here once or twice before. She’s even more of a kook than the other two. She’s also crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. She’s written several wacked out books about Barack Obama , including Obama And His Evil Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood , and Obama And His Evil Twin Julio The Mole Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care. Like I said , she’s a real kook , crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.
“My other two guests are Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany. I’m not sure if they’ve been here before or not , but they’ve also written some wacked out books about Obama , because besides being known as kooks , they’re also crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes. Those books include , The Truth About B. O. And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , and I Was Attacked By B.O. Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , the latter which the three of them wrote together. And in case you’re wondering , ladies and gentlemen , those are not the titles of books about zombies with Body odor. Their latest book is , To Serve Obama Again , A Sequel : Obama Still Wants To Eat Your Kids! , has got to be the kookiest one yet. But I’m sure their next book will be even more kooky.
“Welcome to the show , ladies.”
Ann-Marie : “Thanks for inviting us , Alex.”
Morgan : “I’m pretty sure we haven’t been here before.”
Alex : “Whatever.”
Victoria : “Did you invite us here just to make fun us , Alex?”
Alex : “You said it , not me. Let’s talk about the new book. Why would -“
Victoria : “Did you read it?”
Alex : “Why would I want to do that?”
Victoria : “Oh , I don’t know , maybe to know what it’s about.”
Alex : “I don’t have to read it to know it’s a piece of – I mean something only a kook would write – in this case , three kooks – and something only a kook – or in this case , plural , kooks , your fans – would be interested in reading. The title itself tells me it’s got to be the kookiest book ever written. Why would -“
Victoria : “Gee , thanks for the great review , Alex.”
Alex : “You’re welcome. Now why would -“
Victoria : So , you still don’t believe his mole is the anti-Christ?”
Alex : “Of course not , it’s insane.”
Morgan : “You don’t believe Obama zombies tried to eat our brains?”
Alex : “How can they eat something that isn’t there to begin with?”
Victoria : “You don’t believe he still wants to kill my granny with Obama Care?”
Alex : “Obama Care doesn’t exist anymore!”
Victoria : “You don’t believe Julio helped him steal the elections , and that I cried and I cried when it happened?”
Ann-Marie : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff!”
Morgan : Yeah , like Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead?”
Alex : “ACORN , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead may have been involved , but to claim Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were involved , only a genuinely crazy person would believe that.”
Victoria : “You don’t believe he’s still taking too many vacations?”
Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“
Morgan : “Or that he’s still playing too much golf?”
Alex : “Why should I care about his vacations or golfing , he’s -“
Ann-Marie : “And you don’t believe he still wants to steal everyone’s guns?”
Victoria : “Or that he shredded a copy of the constitution and used the shavings as a salad topping?”
Alex : “What does any of this have to do with -“
Victoria : “You don’t believe he went to Mars to train for his tyrannical dictatorship of America , or that he’s a cross dressing lizard queen from planet Zork?”
Morgan : “And tried to infect us all with Ebola?”
Alex : “Alright , hold on. Just hold on! What does any of this have to do with the book?”
Victoria : “It has everything to do with it , Alex. If you don’t believe any of these facts , then you don’t believe he still wants to eat your kids.”
Conservatives believe some of the most ridiculous nonsense about Barack Obama. He’s a Marxist/socialist who was taught to hate the wonders of capitalism by the likes of Bill Ayers , Frank Marshall Davis , and Saul Alinsky ; a Nazi fascist who rules with an iron fist because of Obama Care , executive order/action , gun control and his endorsement of same-sex marriage ; a Manchurian candidate who arms ISSIS , and is working for the Muslim Brotherhood , whom he has invited into the White House with open arms.
These are just a few of the more common wing nut beliefs that some conservatives have about the president. Others are so bizarre they can only be found at conspiracy sites like Before It’s News , World Nut Daily , Town Hall , Patriot Update , and espoused by the likes of crazy lunatic Victoria Jackson and her equally crazy lunatic co-hosts at Politichicks , who believe all of the above to be true.
Many conservatives live in their own fantasy world where they believe everything they hear or read about the president , no matter how bizarre , or twisted it is. No amount of evidence to the contrary can convince them otherwise. Victoria Jackson and her co-hosts at Politichicks are convinced that the president is a freedom hating Islamic terrorist who is intent on transforming America into a Muslim paradise ruled by sharia law , and they have convinced their readers and viewers that it is actually being implemented into the court system in certain states.
Victoria has written several idiotic , insane books about the president , including To Serve Obama , and The Mole That Is Not Really A Mole In The White House : Obama’s Mole Not Really A Mole But His Evil Conjoined Twin. Her last book , How Barack Obama Really Stole The Elections : God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It , was such a phenomenal best seller among Fox News viewers , who apparently , will never get enough of Victoria’s particular brand of insanity , that she decided to do a follow-up.
The new book , co-written with Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany , Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , will be released in early Spring , again from Obama Haters Tea Party Patriot Survival Club.
Brittany , and Murrell , co-authors of the book , What Women Really Want , are regular columnists for Town Hall , Patriot Update , and World Nut Daily , and have both appeared on Fox many times over the years. Both women , in their columns , have accused the president of being a tyrannical dictator , and of supporting Islamic terrorists. In 2014 , Brittany – and the rest of the conservative media , which eagerly jumped on the band wagon – accused the president of manufacturing the so-called Ebola crisis , which wasn’t much of a crisis , to justify taking away everyone’s guns , and imposing martial law , both of which never happened.
Now she’s come up with a new conspiracy theory – which is included in the new book – that will be sure to have their devout fans on the edge of their seats.
The three of them have also appeared several times on the Kelly File with Megan Kelly.
Megan : “Welcome ladies. Victoria , last time you were here , you swore it would be your last. What changed your mind?”
Victoria : “The realization that time is running out , and we have to get Obama out of the White House.”
Megan : “You’re not still mad at me for being so mean to you?”
Victoria : “It wasn’t really your fault , Megan. You just don’t know any better.”
Megan : “What do you mean?”
Victoria : “Obama’s a gay Muslim communist , and he’s got everyone – well , almost everyone – fooled into believing that he’s saved America , the economy , and … and … what’s the word I’m looking for?”
Ann-Marie : “All kinds of stuff?”
Victoria : “Yeah , that’s it! He’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America from all kinds of stuff , and because liberals and progressives – who are really communists – are brainwashed , they believe it.”
Megan : “Are you suggesting that he’s got me fooled? For your information , nobody’s got me fooled. And all kinds of stuff is four words. But , anyway , what exactly do they believe?”
Victoria : “You know , all kinds of stuff.”
Megan : “Such as?”
Victoria : “Well , that he’s not a gay Muslim communist.”
Megan : “But that’s not an example of how he’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America. Ann-Marie , Morgan? Got any ideas?”
Ann-Marie : “Uh … well , uh … “
Megan : “Morgan?”
Morgan : “Uhhhmm … let’s see … uh … “
Megan : “This is not a quiz , guys. It’s a simple question that requires a simple answer.”
Ann-Marie : “Hold on , I’m thinking.”
Morgan : “Me too.”
Victoria : “Oh , I know! I know!” ( she raises her hand ).
Megan : “There’s no need to raise your hand , Victoria. You’re not in class.”
Victoria : “The economy?!”
Megan : “You already said that.”
Victoria : “Then why did you ask , Megan?!”
Megan : “Oh , dear lord. Why don’t we just get to the new book?”
Victoria : “Did you read it this time?”
Megan : Yes , I did.”
Victoria : “And what did you think of it?”
Megan : “You don’t really want to know.”
Victoria : “You didn’t like it?”
Megan : “It doesn’t matter if I like it or not. What matters is that your readers like it , as I’m sure they will once you tell them what it’s about.”
Victoria : “It’s mostly about an experience the three of us had at a CPAC convention three years ago. We were all guest speakers talking about the importance of getting Obama out of the White House , and ridding America of liberals and progressives – who are really communists , and fascists , and gay Muslim lovers -“
Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff.”
Victoria : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff , because they want to destroy it , because that’s what they were all taught to do by Bill Ayers , Saul Alynski , and Frank Marshall Davis , who is Obama’s real daddy. We know this for a fact , because the Muslim Brotherhood are hanging out in the White House , and Obama’s making rap videos with them and they’re giving him advise on foreign policy , telling him to support ISSIS , the murder of Christians in the middle east , and to thumb his nose at Israel because he’s a narcissist with a huge ego who can’t wait to call himself king and emperor of the world.”
Megan : “What? And I suppose Julio told you that president Obama is making rap videos with the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Victoria : “No , Megan! God told me! Jeez! You really need to pay attention.”
Megan : “Sorry. So , God told you that president Obama is rapping with the Muslim Brotherhood , and – “
Victoria : ( anger in her voice ) “And Julio made him do it!”
Megan : ( laughing ) “Julio made him do it! Oh God , here I go again! I can’t stop it!”
Victoria : “Stop laughing , Megan! It’s not funny!”
Megan : ( still laughing ) “Yes it is! It’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Obama’s mole is the Anti-Christ , and its name is Julio! Oh Jesus Christ , God almighty , Jesus , Mary , Joseph , and the apostles , and the donkey He rode into Jerusalem on! ( laughing so hard , she slapped the table top a few times , startling Anne-Marie , and Morgan , both of whom had been staring at her with a half puzzled , half shocked expression.
Victoria : “I warned you , Megan! You better stop laughing or else -“
Megan : “Alright , alright , OK , no more laughing. Now what happened at the CPAC convention?”
Victoria : “What do you think happened , Megan? We were attacked by Obama zombies that tried to eat our brains! That’s what happened. Ann-Marie and Morgan were sitting behind me , waiting to speak , when mindless , drooling zombies rushed the stage , apparently angry that I was criticizing their zombie boss. There were dozens of them , just like in that TV show , the Walking Dead. Their eyes were lifeless , and they were chanting Obama , and must have brains , over and over again. The crowd scattered out of their way , screaming and begging not to be eaten , but some of them were caught anyway , and their brains were instantly devoured. We knew we had to get out of there , or we would be next , so we ran for our lives , and managed to escape just in time.”
Megan : “You’re just making this up , aren’t you? Come on , admit it.”
Victoria : “I’m not making anything up. It really happened. Didn’t it , Morgan , Ann?”
Morgan : “It really happened.”
Anne-Marie : “Yep , and all kinds of other stuff.”
Victoria : “And it will happen again. Obama will suspend the elections , and announce himself king and emperor , and then he will unleash his hordes of zombies , the Fema Corp Youth Brigade – who are communists and Nazis – and the infant ninja warrior army that Alex Jones warned us about , on everyone but his followers , and they will round-up all of us patriots and throw us in Fema camps , and then eat our brains , and then bury us all in millions of coffins. Ask Morgan. She predicted it will happen. She’s never wrong.”
Megan : “And I suppose Julio will make him do that , too?”
Victoria : “Yes , Megan! Julio makes him do everything , Megan! Everything is Julio’s fault! He is the Anti-Christ , after all!”
Megan : “Julio made him do it again!” ( she bursts out laughing ).
Victoria : “I told you Megan , if you don’t stop laughing , this really will be my last appearance on your show.”
Megan : “Like I said last time , Victoria , I seriously doubt it.”
Victoria : “Oh yeah? Watch me again! And this time I mean it!”
Anne-Marie Murrell is a typical Tea Party Republican. Like most Obama hating Conservatives she lives in an alternate version of reality where the Muslims have taken over , and the president is a communist who has a deep-seated hatred of white people and America. Facts have little meaning in this alternate universe. Misinformation , propaganda , and out right lies are the norm.
She is a columnist for PolitiChicks , Town Hall and Patriot Update. Bemoaning the evils of liberalism , and Obama – healthcare reform , liberty , social justice and equality – and how it is destroying good old fashioned ‘Traditional Conservative American Values’ – racism , denying equal rights to women , gays and Muslims – is a constant , typical theme throughout her articles.
As a child she claims to have suffered from the onset of OCD , not long after the death of her father , and that she often felt strange. She became a democrat in high school. But after 9/11 , she became disillusioned with the party , believing that the attack was somehow the fault of leftist liberal policies because Democrats were basically useless , or some such vague notion , and that she felt safe under the stalwart leadership of George Bush , despite the fact that America had just been attacked by the worlds worst terrorist , and America had been less safe under his presidency.
She still suffers from OCD , but like many of todays conservatives who have a problem discerning fantasy from reality , it can now be termed as Obsessive Cognitive Dissonance.
She’s written several books , including What Women Really Want , with her fellow PolitiChicks co-hosts. Her last book , Evil Eyes : How Obummer Is Destroying America By Shredding The Constitution , And All Kinds Of Other Stuff … was a bestseller. Her newest book , My Obama/ OCD Connection , will be released this Fall by WND publications.
Glen Beck invited her to his show on the Blaze network to talk about the new book.
“It’s basically about my OCD connection with the democratic party ,” she said. “When I was a little girl I developed OCD , after my father died in a car accident. Everything became a repetitive ritual. Every time I sneezed , picked my nose , coughed , burped or made a stinky , I felt compelled to say excuse me , or bless me. I drove my sister crazy. We shared a room back then. I was always making stinkies more than anything else , because every night I had milk with dinner , and milk gave me excessive gas. But I didn’t find out that milk was the culprit until I was much older. She always had to open a window , or turn on the fan. I remember how the room stank after a stinky attack. It wasn’t pleasant. It not only drove my sister crazy , but I had the strangest feeling that my stuffed animals didn’t like it either. My family thought I was strange because I was always making burpies and stinkies. Even when I wasn’t making burpies and stinkies , I was constantly saying bless me or excuse me. Even I thought I was strange. Sometimes I felt like there was no hope for me. It went on for years.
“When I was a teenager , I joined the Democratic party. They had something I already had in my life : organization and repetition. And they threw the best parties. I can’t tell you how many parties I went to. Literally hundreds. Sometimes I would get so blind stinking drunk , I would make a complete fool of myself. One night at a Halloween party at a friend’s house – this was in college , not high school – I got smashed , and woke up in a Big Bird costume. Someone had come dressed as Big Bird from Sesame Street , and I guess they thought it would be funny to dress me in it while I was passed out.
“I believed the Democratic party was all about the people , defending America , and all kinds of other stuff. But like everyone else who’s ever joined the party , I was lied to. Liberals don’t care about people at all. All they care about is making America weaker through foreign policies , and other liberal policies , so they can turn it into a dictatorship , because they’re communists. That’s why the overwhelming majority of college professors are liberals. Their plan is to infiltrate every institution in America , and they know that universities and schools are a great place to indoctrinate as many young people as they can. It’s all part of the communist manifesto. Weaken America from within. And when they’ve succeeded in doing that , it’s easier to infiltrate other institutions , such as the media , and state and federal government.
“Democrats and liberals align themselves with the Communist Party Of America , the LGBT community , Nazis , and Muslims , because they’re all driven by authoritarianism. Communists , gays , Nazis , and Muslims want to take over America and turn it into a communist , Nazi , gay Muslim dictatorship. Which is what Obama is currently trying to do. Because it’s obvious to any patriotic gun loving American that he’s a socialist communist , Nazi , gay Muslim dictator , and he’s doing everything thing he can to take our freedoms and our guns away from us.
“When 9/11 happened , my life change for the better. That was the day I left the democratic party and became a republican. The day the towers fell , I suddenly realized that the democratic party was basically useless , good for nothing , incapable of taking care of the poor like they were always bragging about , and totally incapable of defending America. When I heard president Bush’s bullhorn speech , like millions of other Americans , I was moved to tears. Like a true leader he kept America together. He let those responsible know that they would be brought to justice. We needed a president with back bone , a president who was capable of hunting down those terrorists and making them pay. And George Bush was that president. He made us feel proud to be Americans , and he made us feel safe.
“When Obama was elected , I couldn’t believe how many people could be so blind and ignorant. It was obvious from the start of his campaign that he was lying and using propaganda to fool the gullible Democrats and liberals into voting for him. And like the true idiots they are , they fell for it , hook , line and sinker. They oohed and awwed at his every word like they were hypnotized or something. Even today , they’re still blinded by their ignorance. They believe everything he says , like he’s incapable of telling a lie , and when he is caught lying , the liberal media becomes outraged and accuses Conservatives of lying.
“They not only believe what he says , but they believe that he’s kept America safe the last six years. Obama has never kept us safe. He has made America weaker with his foreign policy , with gun control , and immigration. He’s allowing ISIS and other terrorists to cross the border because he supports Muslim terrorists. He believes he can continue thumbing his nose at Congress and the law with his executive orders and his disrespect and shredding of the Constitution , until one day , very soon , according to the experts , before he leaves office , his loyal , brainwashed followers will declare him King and Emperor Obama , declare martial law , take our guns away and enslave all of us in concentration camps that Fema has set up all over America.”