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From the Alex Jones radio show June 9 , 2017 - "Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas , America , and around the world. I bring you the truth , and nothing but the truth , the truth that the main …
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From the Alex Jones Radio Show , December 26 , 2016 - "Welcome to the show , ladies and gentlemen. I'm Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas and around the world. "We have two guests on today's show. One is supposed to be a well-respected journalist who is …
Continued from chapter one : The Night Of The Twerking Dead After barfing in the young paramedic's face , I wanted to crawl under a rock and just die. I didn't mean to do it. The fact that I was feeling queasy from the cut on my head , and the disgust I felt at …
As they do every year Fox News and Bill O'Reilly revives it's silly war on Christmas theme. They never get tired of complaining that the holiday is under attack from liberals , atheists , and Barack Obama , all of whom have waged an unholy war against it , preventing Christians and Conservatives from proclaiming …
Continued from chapter 1 I grabbed Paul's phone and called my other daughter , Scarlet. "Scarlet! Obama's president another four years and I can't stop crying! America's dead! What should I do?!" "Stop acting like a baby , mom. It's not the end of the world." "Yes , it is!" "No it's not mom. …
Continued from chapter 1 : Night Of The Twerking Dead "We may be weird , but Obama's president another four years , and I can't stop crying!!!!" "And I can't stop tooting." Paul released a particularly loud and long one , the loudest and longest I had ever hear him do. "Oh my God!" Aubrey …
Chapter 1 continued I immediately got on twitter and tweeted : I can't stop crying ... America died. America is doomed. America is finished. Thanks a lot all of you lazy good for nothing Christians for not showing up! Obama's president for another four years , and as far as I'm concerned , all of …
Chapter 1 : The Night Of The Twerking Dead The day that Barack Obama was reelected forty-fourth president of the United States was the worst day of my life. I remember watching the election results on the news from my home in Florida with my husband Paul. We were both nervous and anxious , …
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