Mark Levin: “Democrats Should Hold Themselves And Antifa In Contempt For Invading The Capitol, Not Steve Bannon!”

FeaturedMark Levin: “Democrats Should Hold Themselves And Antifa In Contempt For Invading The Capitol, Not Steve Bannon!”

From the October 21 broadcast of the Mark Levin Show:

"Can you believe the House of Representatives has voted to hold Steve Bannon in Contempt for failing to testify?" Levin screeched in his nasally voice. "You know who I hold in Contempt? The Democrats, that who!

"They want Bannon in prison! In prison for what?! For supporting Donald Trump?! For believing the election was stolen? For believing Hugo Chavez possessed Dominion voting machines to flip votes for Joe Biden?! What's wrong with that?! They didn't want Eric Holder in prison for contempt, when he was involved in Fast and Furious! You know, that scandal where he deliberately sold guns to drug cartels that actually got somebody killed?! Who died at the Capitol riot? Nobody! That's who!

"What's that, Mr. Producer?"

Mr. Producer: "I said, Ashli Babbitt died at the Capitol. And the reason why Eric Holder wasn't threatened with jail time is most likely because he was acting Attorney General, whereas Steve Bannon is a private citizen."

Levin: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that Ashli Rabbit-"
Mr. Producer: "Babbitt."
Levin: "Babbit... died at the Capitol. Alright, so where's the evidence that Steve Bannon had anything to do with violence at the Capitol on January 6th? There is none! You want to know what violence is? I'll tell you what violence is! Violence is Nancy People clapping sarcastically at president Trump! Yeah, that's right. Don't you think that behavior might give certain people the wrong idea?! Violence is Maxine Waters telling people to heckle Sarah Huckabee Sanders in public! That might give certain people ideas! Violence is putting an orange wig on a dildo and pretending it's Trump! It might give certain people ideas!

"Bannon had nothing to do with violence at the Capitol! We know damn well who it was! It was Antifa and the Democrats! That's who it was! Fox News reported on it! I reported on it! Newsmax reported on it! They're one of the most credible news sources out there! They have news in their name! All they report is the news, none of the nonsense that you see at CNN, that Biden won the election and vaccine mandates really work. Every credible news source reported that it was Antifa and BLM masquerading as Trump supporters just to make them all look bad! The sources that claimed it was Trump supporters, lied! The Clinton News Network and the MSLSD's!

"But the Democrats don't care about that! Because, as you know, prosecuting protesters of a rigged election is more important than BLM and Antifa burning down entire cities!"
Mr. Producer: "No city has been burned to the ground, to my knowledge."
"That's what they want you to think, Mr. Producer!"

Tucker Carlson Wants To Call The Police On People Wearing Masks, And Matt Walsh Wears A Diaper

Tucker Carlson Wants To Call The Police On People Wearing Masks, And Matt Walsh Wears A Diaper

On his recent Monday night show, Tucker Carlson urged his viewers to call authorities when they see people wearing masks outside, and to notify child protective services when they see children wearing masks, which is just as repulsive as a person farting in Wal-Mart.

“Only neurotic people wear masks in public,” he told the rubes. “And guess what, they’re always liberals. No conservative would be caught dead wearing a mask. Liberals would, because they’re liberals, they think masks actually protect you from germs. How neurotic are they? That’s how neurotic they are.

“Well, we know a Pew survey from last March found that 64% of white liberals have been diagnosed with a mental health condition ( no such survey exists ). You see them everywhere you walk down a street in a major city, you can’t get away from them, they’re like zombies from the Walking Dead, in this case imploring you to wear a mask, as opposed to wanting to eat your brain when president Obama was in the White House.

“These angry Biden voters will accost you at every turn, snorting at you in anger, telling you to wear a mask. How could you? They’re saying from behind the gauze.

How could you? That’s the question you should be asking them. How could you force me to wear a mask? Don’t you know masks don’t work?

“So, next time you see a liberal in a mask trying to hold you down and force a mask on you, don’t hesitate. Tell them politely but firmly, get off me pervert! I don’t want your mask! Masks are for liberals. I’m a conservative. We don’t believe in masks. And would you please take off your mask? There’s no science to prove it prevents germs from spreading. In fact, your mask is making me sick!

“You should do that,” he continued. “And you need to keep doing it until wearing a mask anywhere is as socially acceptable as passing wind around others in an elevator. It’s a repulsive, don’t do it around others because it stinks, and so does wearing a mask.

“As for forcing children to wear a mask outside, that should be a crime. Your response when you see children wearing masks, should be no different than someone passing wind next to you in Wal-Mart. It’s repulsive, it stinks, don’t do it around others, and you should call the police immediately. Contact child protective services and keep calling until someone arrives. If no one comes, if they think you’re the crazy one, well, it’s on them. It’ll be their fault if the child dies from having to wear a mask. It’s child abuse and you’re morally obligated to report it.”

Things got even stranger when he brought on Matt Walsh for his opinion. Carlson accused liberals of being freaks for wanting to destroy children by forcing them to wear masks, should be ashamed of themselves, and asked Walsh why ordinary people were not demanding answers.

“This just goes to show you the power the left has,” Walsh said.  “They been able to convince everyone that there are fifty different shades of genders, that Antifa is just an idea, the moon is made of green eggs and ham and was actually created not by God, but by Dr. Seuss, that Dr. Seuss hasn’t been cancelled, that conservatives aren’t persecuted like the Christians in biblical times, and that masks actually work. They’re experts at convincing you that they know what’s best for you and you should believe everything they tell you because they’re the experts, don’t you dare contradict them, or they’ll cancel you and ban you from society.

“You know, this reminds me of a recent encounter I had in Austin a few days ago. I was walking outside without a mask on and people were staring at me like I’m the crazy one for not having a mask on. All I had on was a pair of diapers, and they’re looking at me like I’m nuts or something. It was my favorite pair of diapers. I wear them almost everywhere I go, to prove how silly liberals look when they wear masks. I started wearing them last year since the pandemic. In fact, I’m wearing them now. Let me show you.”

Walsh was about to stand up and unzip, but Carlson stopped him. “Pease put that thing away,” he said with a sheepish grin. “We don’t do that here.”

“As I was saying,” Walsh continued, “they’re my favorite pair. They were given to me by Charlie Kirk. In fact, everyone I know has a pair, Dana Loesch, Glenn Beck, Ted Nugent – and everyone at the Daily Wire has a pair. They have the TPUSA logo in gold sewn into the seam, are washable, can be worn more than a thousand times, and are comfortable to wear.

“So, as I was saying, they were looking at me like I was crazy. They were a young-looking couple, probably in their late twenties, so I said to them, ‘This is what you liberals look like wearing your masks,’ and the guy said to me, ‘Dude, we’re wearing masks, you’re wearing a diaper. There’s no comparison.’

“As they laughed, I shook my head and walked away thinking the silly liberals just didn’t get it. If you’re the one walking outside with a mask on, I should be looking at you like you’re the crazy one, like I would look at a grown man hugging a teddy bear, wearing a woman’s teddy, playing with a Barbie doll, sucking on a pacifier, and wearing a diaper – while walking down the street. You’re wearing a mask. That’s your security blanket, and that’s insane to me.”

Carlson nodded in agreement. Then shook his head.

“I agree with you completely. What’s this world coming to when a person can’t walk down a street wearing a diaper without being looked at like they’re some kind of kook? But can wear a mask and no one says anything!? What is that?”

“It’s tyranny,” Walsh said. “It’s communism. It’s Antifa. It’s Black Lives Matter.”

“That’s right,” Carlson said. “It’s worse than someone passing wind next to you in Wal-Mart. It’s disgusting. It’s repulsive. It stinks. Cut it out. Please don’t don’t do that here, and if you do, we’ll call the police immediately.”

Mike Lindell To Launch His Own Social Media Site To Own The Libs – ‘Cancelled For Being Conservative’

Mike Lindell To Launch His Own Social Media Site To Own The Libs – ‘Cancelled For Being Conservative’

My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell will soon launch his own social media website. The new media site will encourage conservative users to vent their disdain for Democrats and the left, since they have all been banned and cancelled from social media for telling the absolute truth about a stolen election – and for being conservatives in general.

Lindell, who is in the midst of being cancelled by Dominion, couldn’t get anyone – but the most rational – to believe his rantings and ravings about Dominion voting machines, the ghost of Hugo Chavez, and George Soros brazenly helping Joe Biden steal the election, said the new media site would be called Cancelled For Being Conservative, where new users could complain about liberals and leftists wanting to take their free speech away and cancel them just for being Republicans, and would be free to own the libs without receiving any criticism, which is nothing more than cancel culture.

There’s nothing out there like it,” Lindell told Eric Metaxas of the Eric Mataxas Radio Show. “It’s better than YouTube. It’s better than Twitter, because on Twitter you can’t say anything without criticism which is nothing more than cancel culture and on the YouTube you can’t use alternative facts without being de-platformed or banned, especially if you’re a conservative. It’s even better than Parler which was just another Facebook. I don’t know how we got fooled by that one.

“But on the new site you can say anything you want. For instance, you can say Democrats want to eat babies for breakfast with their morning Wheaties or Captain Crunch, which is true, in addition to eating them after they’re born. Or you can say Democrats stole the election because Hugo Chavez told them to, which is also true. And you won’t have to worry about somebody criticizing you or fact-checking you, or telling you you’re crazy. It’s a place where anybody can speak their mind – tell their truth without fear of political correctness, criticism or being cancelled – but only if you’re a conservative.”

Lindell said in addition to the new website, he is also writing a book about his experiences as a cconservative who has been cancelled by the liberal media cancel culture mob so many times he has lost count. The new book will be titled, The Absolute Truth: My Personal Opinion How Joe Biden Conspired Or Collaborated With The Ghost Of Hugo Chavez And George Soros To Steal The Election From Saint Donald The Divine.

“They’re terrified to let me speak because they know I’m telling the truth,” Lindell told someone at his favorite network, OANN. “I’ve been banned from social media, television and radio and now I’m forced to start my own website where I and other conservatives can speak frankly without being criticized, and write a book to get the truth out, that Joe Biden stole the election from God’s chosen, and the ghost of Hugo Chavez helped him do it.”

Qbert-Loving Lauren “Bobblehead” Boebert Threatens To Boycott White House By Wearing A Diaper, If Joe Biden Does Not Honor Rush Limburger

When America’s greatest radio host passed away from cancer last week, one of Congresse’s newest members – Lauren “Qbert- Bobblehead” Boebert – called on Joe Biden to honor him by flying the White House flags at half-staff – or she would wear a diaper in protest.

The NRA heat-packing and Qbert-loving Congresswoman posted on Twitter:

“I’m calling on “Sleepy-Stuttering” Joe Biden to order flags to be flown at half-staff in honor of Rush Limbaugh. If he refuses, I will organize a boycott of the White House with TPUSA. Charlie Kirk and I are planning to organize a diaper-wearing protest – including a “poop-out” – because it’s obvious Biden will never honor a great American like Rush Limbaugh, who should be on mount Rushmore along with our four greatest presidents.”

Suffice it to say, most Twitter users ridiculed the s*** out of her – pun intended – but one user by the name of Charlie Kirk himself – he of TPUSA fame, whom many have dubbed “diaper boy” due to a previous unfortunate incident – came to her defense.

Liberals are so immature. As I’ve always said, they’re the real diaper-wearing crybabies, and we’ll prove it when thousands of MAGA, diaper-wearing supporters march outside the White House culminating in a massive poop-out in honor of Rush Limbaugh. Hah Hah, take that smug liberals! You’re so easy to own.” #WearADiaperOwnALib

Millions of libs all over America died laughing after reading Charlie’s tweet. Libs owned.

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

During the “Victory Rally” at the Valdosta Regional airport in Atlanta, Georgia, Mike Lindell literally flipped his wig in support of Donald Trump.

Lindell, the founder and CEO of My Pillow has had a recurring role in the company’s ads over the years, and is a sponsor of several conservative news outlets, including Fox News. He is an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump, sometimes referring to him as “America’s greatest president.” Anyone remotely connected to reality, would disagree with that assessment.

As a crackpot who supports the president, he found himself in some controversy for promoting the plant extract Oleandrin as a cure for COVID-19, despite there being no evidence to support it. In the early months of the pandemic, Lindell had claimed while at a coronavirus press conference, that Trump was chosen by God – which conservatives failed to see the irony of said claim, especially during a pandemic which he failed to take seriously – for which he was ridiculed on social media.

More recently, Lindell had a meltdown on air when CNN’s Anderson Cooper accused the con man of being a “snake oil salesman, which apparently hurt his feelings, thereby threatening a lawsuit.

At a recent “victory rally “in support of Kelly Loeffler, and David Perdue, Lindell was interviewed by another enthusiastic Trump supporter from a conservative news site. As music blared from speakers in the background, he explained how they planned to steal the election from Georgia voters. The same plan that president Trump laid out during his phone conversation with Brian Kemp.

We have to get this governor, Brian Kemp to get his fingers out of his nose and rear end long enough to do something about turning this election around!” Lindell shouted. “He has to give an order to Congress or a Girl Scout meeting, whatever they do up there, their legislators, and pull down Georgia and not give it to Biden! It doesn’t matter who they give it to. Just don’t give it to Biden, and find out all your corruption. We all know Sleepy Possum Joe’s a crook; he proved it by winning the election because he cheated. He slept through it while his comrades Cuba, Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, and George Soros did all the dirty work on his behalf, so we know people will be going to jail.

How do you not put people in prison? They will be going to prison. If you pull down Georgia, Pennsylvania, and crooked Hillary in Nevada, now nobody has 270 electoral votes and it goes to Donald Trump to win the election! And he will win it! That I guarantee!! When everybody sees that the socialist Democrats cheated, everybody, including the Trump-haters, are going to say,’oh wow! He really did win! And let me tell you, a lot of people are going to prison for this. Because Trump won by a landslide. I know there was fraud, even though they claim we have no evidence, but we have tons of evidence, the liberal courts just don’t want to hear the evidence. I know what I’m talking about. I’m not just some pillow guy they can mock!”

Wow! I love your enthusiasm and passion!” the interviewer said.

Lindell was ecstatic at the prospect of Trump stealing the election. He began playing an air guitar while attempting to imitate Chuck Berry doing his patented Duck Walk. However, he was unable to get more than a few feet before tripping and falling flat on his face. As his face smacked into the platform, his hair piece flew from his scalp with an audible boing. It sailed through the air like a cat nervous cat reacting to a sudden noise.

Looking embarrassed, Lindell got to his feet.

“Wow! I had no idea you wore a wig either, dude! You’re like a rock star! A bald rock star!”

Lindell grinned stupidly into the camera.

Senator Ron Johnson Tells Chuck Todd That Biden Stole The Election: “You Know It, I Know It, Everybody Knows It”

Senator Ron Johnson Tells Chuck Todd That Biden Stole The Election: “You Know It, I Know It, Everybody Knows It”

MSNBC’s Chuck Todd criticized Republican Senator Ron Johnson for his participation in the attempt to sabotage the up-coming certification of the 2020 election results on January 06. Johnson is among the many Senators who have vowed to protest the count.

Every case that the Trump team has brought through the courts has been laughed out – even by Trump appointed judges – thoroughly humiliating and frustrating the president and his lawyers who insist that they have tons of evidence that would “fill a library,” even though they have failed multiple times to produce a single piece of evidence from that library that fraud took place.

Since the election results, Trump and certain Republicans have insisted that he won by a landslide, that it was unfairly stolen from him, and that a majority of Americans have serious questions about the election results.

“You guys have made an allegation about widespread fraud,” Todd said. ““You guys have failed to offer specific evidence of that fraud, and yet you’re demanding an investigation into the allegations that there was fraud. Don’t you guys see the irony there, Senator?”

What irony?”

The irony that there was fraud, not being able to prove any fraud, despite numerous opportunities to prove there was fraud, both in and out of court, and continuing to insist that there was fraud and claiming not to be given the opportunity to prove it. That irony.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuck,” Jonson responded. “There was a conspiracy to defraud Donald Trump from the presidency, plain and simple. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.”

“I don’t know it, Senator.”

“”Sure you do, Chuck. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. It’s an indisputable fact, a fact that we have indeed proven time and time again, in and out of court.”

No you haven’t.”

“Sure we have. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.”

“No, I don’t know, Senator, show me the evidence.”

“I don’t have to show you the evidence. We’ve already proven it. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

Alright, listen, you’re beginning to sound like a scratched record here,” Todd interrupted. “You guys started a fire and now you’re saying, ‘Whoa! All these Dingleberries believe what we told them!’ Because you didn’t tell them the truth, that the election was fair.”

Again, I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuck. We didn’t start a fire, we simply said the election was stolen by Sleepy Joe, who couldn’t stay awake if the world were coming to an end. But apparently he stayed awake long enough to make sure he could steal it from President Trump, and I suspect that once he gets into the White House, he’ll fall asleep immediately and we won’t hear a peep out of him for four years.”

Alright, Senator, listen, I’ve had enough of this, you’re not making any sense.”

“I’ve had enough too,” Johnson said.

Todd went off on Johnson for “carrying a lot of crazy conspiratorial water for Trump,” and asked him if this was about trying to “curry favor” with the president.

The Senator repeated the tired claims of voter fraud, and Todd interrupted with, “You can’t make claims that haven’t been proven true!”

Johnson defended the hearing he held and said he was addressing concerns “millions of Americans have.”

“There are plenty of Dingleberries who believe 9/11 was an inside job. Did Joe Biden fake 9/11and the moon landing too?”

Well. it certainly is a possibility,” Johnson said. “But he sure as hell did steal the election, you know it, I know it, everybody knows it.”

“Oh for God sake, change the record, Senator.

CNN’s Jake Tapper Rips 12-GOP Senator “Diaper Sedition Caucasus” For Threatening To “Soil The Count” If Biden Is Officially Certified As President

CNN’s Jake Tapper Rips 12-GOP Senator “Diaper Sedition Caucasus” For Threatening To “Soil The Count” If Biden Is Officially Certified As President

Jake Tapper, the host of CNN’s “State Of The Union,” began his Sunday morning program by sharply ripping into Republican Senator Ted Cruz, and nearly a dozen other Republican Senators who have made it known that they are planning to take part in a political stunt during the certification of the presidential election.

Referring to the group of lawmakers as the “Diaper Sedition Caucasus,” Tapper ripped into them like a fart in a baby diaper, as their pictures were displayed on screen – each of them photoshopped wearing diapers.

“On Saturday, twelve Republican Senators, among them Ted Cruz,  said they would show up in Congress next week to dispute the electoral certification of Joe Biden, by wearing diapers as a means of protest,” Tapper said, shaking his head. “The Diaper Caucus – or Diaper Squad to be more exact – which includes Senators Ted Cruz, and Mark Meadows, have been calling for, and I quote, “an emergency ten day audit of emergency returns’ despite there being no evidence of widespread election fraud. If they don’t get the ten days, they have promised to “soil the count.” Whatever that means, it doesn’t sound sanitary.”

“The Diaper Caucus is following the lead of Senator Josh Hawley who says he may or may not don a pair of diapers himself to object to Biden’s decisive win, despite there being zero credible evidence of fraud – zero. Hawley said whether he will wear a diaper or not depends on the circumstances. If enough of their supporters are also wearing diapers, then he said he will run to the men’s room like the Flash and change into his favorite pair of Pampers which he always carries with him for emergencies.

“Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska slammed Hawley and the others of the Diaper Sedition Caucus, saying, ‘Adults don’t wear loaded diapers to a government function to protest a vote! It’s disgusting! What the hell are they thinking? Did Charlie Kirk put them up to it? Are they adults or infants?’

“We invited each of the twelve Senators involved in plotting this disgraceful and embarrassing stunt, to appear on CNN to explain and defend their childish stunt. But of course, all of them have failed to respond. It all brings to mind what Ulysses Grant wrote in 1861: ‘There are two parties now, traitors and patriots.’ Or in this case, patriots and a party of poopers.”

After Soiling Himself On CNN, Corey Lewandowski Contracts the COVID Hoax

After Soiling Himself On CNN, Corey Lewandowski Contracts the COVID Hoax

Just days after crapping his pants on CNN, Corey Lewandowski contracted COVID. Apparently, even the coronavirus is tired of the behavior of Trump and his delusional lackeys attempting to steal the election, and has decided to take revenge. Many Republicans have fallen victim to the Democratic hoax called COVID, the latest being the president’s campaign advisor, who had tested positive last week.

Despite contracting a hoax, Lewandowski told CNBC that he feels great.

“I feel like a million bucks,” he said. “I can’t wait to get back out there and try to convince as many people as I can that the Democrats have stolen the election from president Trump. I’ve got my bullhorn, which I’ve been using to blast into the faces of snowflake Biden supporters who insist he won the election. They can be really annoying. They’re trying to get me to crap my pants again, but I refuse to let them get to me. Next time I go out there, I’ll be sure to wear my adult diapers just in case I have a…an accident. And if I do, I’ll hold Joe Biden responsible.”

“I had a great time at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping rally, though. In fact, I believe that’s where I was infected with COVID. But it’s alright. It’s just a hoax anyway. There are more important things to worry about, like holding the Democrats accountable for stealing the election.”

Other members of the Trump cheerleading team to come down with the COVID hoax, are Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Trumpy Bear campaign advisor, David Bossie, Secretary of Urban Housing and Development Ben Carson, and White House Political Director Brian Jack.

All four attended the White House party the night of the election, where they got blind stinking drunk and puked all over each other, which is probably how they passed around the COVID hoax.

“I feel like a million bucks, too,” Meadows told CNN. “Although I felt like crap during the hangover, and it sucked getting puked on. My wife treated me like I got sprayed by a skunk and wouldn’t let me in the house. I had to shower outside with the garden hose.”

“Me too,” said David Bossie.

“Yeah, me three,” Sleepy Ben Carson said, then dozed off.

“Ditto,” affirmed Brian Jack.

Chief of Staff Richard Walters also tested positive for the COVID hoax, but did not attend the White House party. As the Washington Post reported, he contracted the hoax after his dog puked on him.

GOP House Leader Refuses To Acknowledge Biden Victory: “It May As Well Be Barney The Purple Dinosaur”

GOP House Leader Refuses To Acknowledge Biden Victory: “It May As Well Be Barney The Purple Dinosaur”

Thursday, CNN’s Jake Tapper interviewed Republican House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who expressed doubts about whether president elect Joe Biden will be president come next January 20th.

McCarthy is among the many Republicans who have refused to acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president elect, even though he has won both the electoral college, and popular votes.

Tapper had the representative on to ask him why much of the party couldn’t accept the outcome of the election. “What makes you think Joe Biden won’t be president next year?”

“Well, I think it should be quite obvious by now, Jake,” McCarthy said. “The Democrats have committed massive voter fraud to make it look like Joe Biden won the election. It’s a plain and simple fact.”

“It’s not a plain and simple fact. It’s an allegation that hasn’t been proven.”

“No, it’s a fact. We have actual signed affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who are willing to swear under oath that they have witnessed irregularities and inconsistencies in the voting process in every state. We have sworn affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who say they have seen illegal aliens voting. We have sworn affidavits from dozens of people that have seen Antifa voting, and we have sworn affidavits from dozens of credible witnesses who have seen Mickey Mouse and other Disney characters voting. This is unconstitutional, Jack.”

“That’s Jake.”

“Whatever, illegal aliens shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Antifa shouldn’t be allowed to vote –  they’re a terrorist organization for God sake – and cartoon characters shouldn’t be allowed to vote. The Democrats have proven that they will do anything to prevent Donald Trump from winning this election, nothing is too extreme for them.”

Tapper stared at him as if he had lost his mind. “First of all,” he said, “If there have been any irregularities or any inconsistencies, they have been miniscule and will have no effect on the overall outcome of the election. Second, all of the president’s cases of voter fraud have been tossed out of court, and third, illegal immigrants are not allowed to vote. I also doubt that Antifa or any Disney characters voted for Joe Biden. It’s comical to even suggest it.”

“It may seem comical to you, Jake,” McCarthy said. “But Disney characters actually voted for Obama in the 2008 election. I think these charges should be investigated as possible instances of voter fraud, don’t you?”

“No, I think it’s ridiculous. If you really believe Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck participated in this election, then who did they vote for, Barney The Purple Dinosaur?”

McCarthy shrugged. “Well, the way this election has turned out, he very well may be.  So your guess is as good as mine, Jack.”

“That’s Jake.”

“Whatever. However, I doubt Joe Biden will be the president.”

Whether Joe Biden or Barney The Purple Dinosaur will be president next year, remains to be seen.

Gayle King Calls Out Trump’s ‘Least Racist’ Debate Claim: ‘Where Is His Head? Up His Own Rear End?”

Gayle King Calls Out Trump’s ‘Least Racist’ Debate Claim: ‘Where Is His Head? Up His Own Rear End?”

From Mediaite:

After the final debate between president Trump and Joe Biden, CBS This Morning’s Gayle King said she was flabbergasted that the president had referred to himself as ‘the least racist person in the room.’

King said she was particularly struck by Trump saying he was the ‘least racist person in the room’ and said she wondered ‘who else was in the room.’

“When you’re a kid your mom always tells you that actions speak louder than words,” she told her co-hosts. “When you look at the president’s actions, the last debate, it was a clear dog whistle, many people believe, to the Proud Boys, to stand back and stand by.

“( I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. At first I thought I had suddenly gone deaf, you know, as a side effect of all of the brazen lies he’s told, and when I discovered I could still hear, then I fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard. The cameraman was staring at me. The director hurried out of the control room and asked me if I was alright. I told him yes, I was fine. I told him I was laughing because I couldn’t believe Trump had called himself the least racist person, when for years he’s been a shameless Birther, and has called Black Lives Matter and Antifa terrorists. I was also laughing because he called Obama the real racist because he was critical of law enforcement and once called a cop stupid, and had said that Trayvon Martin could have been his son.

“But even that wasn’t what I found particularly hilarious. It was when he said he has done more for black people than any other president since Abraham Lincoln. Does he really believe his own bulls***? I mean, come on, even president Obama never made such a claim. When he said that, I had this mental image of him dressed like Abraham Lincoln, and I wondered, where is his head at? Is it so far up his own rear end that he can’t see reality )?”

“I don’t think it’ll fit,” Norah O’Donnell said. “There are quite a few heads already jammed up there!”