Category: My Pillow

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fcc4429c5b6636e0925e4c7

During the “Victory Rally” at the Valdosta Regional airport in Atlanta, Georgia, Mike Lindell literally flipped his wig in support of Donald Trump.

Lindell, the founder and CEO of My Pillow has had a recurring role in the company’s ads over the years, and is a sponsor of several conservative news outlets, including Fox News. He is an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump, sometimes referring to him as “America’s greatest president.” Anyone remotely connected to reality, would disagree with that assessment.

As a crackpot who supports the president, he found himself in some controversy for promoting the plant extract Oleandrin as a cure for COVID-19, despite there being no evidence to support it. In the early months of the pandemic, Lindell had claimed while at a coronavirus press conference, that Trump was chosen by God – which conservatives failed to see the irony of said claim, especially during a pandemic which he failed to take seriously – for which he was ridiculed on social media.

More recently, Lindell had a meltdown on air when CNN’s Anderson Cooper accused the con man of being a “snake oil salesman, which apparently hurt his feelings, thereby threatening a lawsuit.

At a recent “victory rally “in support of Kelly Loeffler, and David Perdue, Lindell was interviewed by another enthusiastic Trump supporter from a conservative news site. As music blared from speakers in the background, he explained how they planned to steal the election from Georgia voters. The same plan that president Trump laid out during his phone conversation with Brian Kemp.

“We have to get this governor, Brian Kemp to get his fingers out of his nose and rear end long enough to do something about turning this election around!” Lindell shouted. “He has to give an order to Congress or a Girl Scout meeting, whatever they do up there, their legislators, and pull down Georgia and not give it to Biden! It doesn’t matter who they give it to. Just don’t give it to Biden, and find out all your corruption. We all know Sleepy Possum Joe’s a crook; he proved it by winning the election because he cheated. He slept through it while his comrades Cuba, Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, and George Soros did all the dirty work on his behalf, so we know people will be going to jail.

“How do you not put people in prison? They will be going to prison. If you pull down Georgia, Pennsylvania, and crooked Hillary in Nevada, now nobody has 270 electoral votes and it goes to Donald Trump to win the election! And he will win it! That I guarantee!! When everybody sees that the socialist Democrats cheated, everybody, including the Trump-haters, are going to say,’oh wow! He really did win! And let me tell you, a lot of people are going to prison for this. Because Trump won by a landslide. I know there was fraud, even though they claim we have no evidence, but we have tons of evidence, the liberal courts just don’t want to hear the evidence. I know what I’m talking about. I’m not just some pillow guy they can mock!”

“Wow! I love your enthusiasm and passion!” the interviewer said.

Lindell was ecstatic at the prospect of Trump stealing the election. He began playing an air guitar while attempting to imitate Chuck Berry doing his patented Duck Walk. However, he was unable to get more than a few feet before tripping and falling flat on his face. As his face smacked into the platform, his hair piece flew from his scalp with an audible boing. It sailed through the air like a cat nervous cat reacting to a sudden noise.

Looking embarrassed, Lindell got to his feet.

“Wow! I had no idea you wore a wig either, dude! You’re like a rock star! A bald rock star!”

Lindell grinned stupidly into the camera.

My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell Suing CNN’s Jim Acosta For Insulting His Pillow

My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell Suing CNN’s Jim Acosta For Insulting His Pillow

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-attacked-jim-acosta-media-really-evil



My Pillow’s founder and CEO, Mike Lindell, has filed a law suit against CNN’s top White House correspondent, Jim Acosta, and various liberal media figures.

Last month during one of the president’s corona virus news briefings, president Trump featured some of his favorite corporate CEOs who have supported him and donated to his campaign.

One of the CEO’s was My Pillow’s Mike Lindell. After announcing that his company would begin producing masks, he then went off on a bizarre rant that some in the media had criticised as sycophantic.

“God gave us grace on November 8, twenty-sixteen, to change the course we were on. God had been taken out of our schools and lives by the last admnistration. Our nation had turned it’s back on God. The Supreme Court and the evil liberal media had outlawed God, guns, and Christmas. We were no longer able to worship God, shoot guns, or say Merry Christmas without liberal media being critical of us. But in twenty-sixteen all that changed and God gave us the greatest president to lead the nation, and he has been the greatest president I’ve seen in my lifetime.”

Some twitter users criticised Mr. Lindell’s bizarre speech, while certain conservative media figures came to his defense. MSNBC’s news anchor Ali Velchi tweeted,

“Jesus Christ, the My Pillow guy just gave a mini sermon in the Rose Garden! I’m surprised he didn’t kneel before the president and  grab him by the balls…


Julie Brown tweeted,

“This is better than SNL because it’s so absurd. Next thing you know, Alec Baldwin will be getting a b*** job from Danny Divito playing the My Pillow guy, on SNL. You can’t make this s**t up!”



Secular Talk’s Kyle Kulinski tweeted,

“Did the My Pillow guy just declare Trump the Second Coming? Holy s**t!”

 

“Trump supporters all over America are ejaculating into their My Pillows after hearing Mike Lindell  praise Trump.”



Mr. Lindell later appeared on Fox Business with Lou Dobbs, where he complained how mean and unfair it was that Jim Acosta and the liberal media were to criticize him when everyone else was praising him as a national hero.

“I heard Jim Acosta attack me too, Lou,” he said,”and he was just ten feet from me in the Rose Garden. I don’t know him from Adam or Steve, but he seems so full of himself. Who does he think he is, Lou, when he criticizes the president?”

“Apparently he thinks he’s a journalist,” Dobbs huffed.

“That’s right, Lou, and he was talking to one of those evil people who also think they’re journalists, while looking at me like I was some new species of insect he had just discovered. At one point he twirled a finger around his ear, mouthing the word wacko, and they both looked over at me and laughed. He later went on CNN with Wolf Blitzer and called it a PR stunt to suck up to the president, and then he said My Pillow was one of the worst products on the market. He said it was so bad it should be used for toilet paper!

“When I heard that, Lou, I can’t tell you how bad it made me feel,” Mr. Lindell said, his eyes filling with tears. “It hurt my feelings, Lou, and I started crying. My Pillow is not toilet paper and I don’t recommend it be used as toilet paper, as it will wind up chaffing delicate little bottoms.

“They said some really mean things about me Lou,” Lindell continued, looking like he was about to cry. “But none of them were meaner than what Jim Acosta said, and I’m going to sue him and his evil network for every penny they have. They’re evil, Lou. Evil, I tell you, and they should be ashamed of themselves for being so mean to me and to president Trump. He doesn’t deserve this kind of ridicule anymore than I do. He’s like the little brother that Jesus Christ never had.”

The Journal reached out to Jim Acosta for comment.

“I’ve always known the guy is a wacko and a fruitcake,” Acosta said via email. “When the president paraded him before the television cameras to let him speak, he demonstrated just how much of a wacko and a fruitcake he is. And the fact that he feels threatened by someone insulting his pillow, and feels compelled to run to Fox News, proves he’s not just a wacko and a fruitcake, but a snowflake. He can cry into his pillow after his ridiculous law suit gets thrown out of court.”