Stupid Conservative Memes #86 “Democrats And Obama Are The Real Racists!”

Whenever conservatives are called out for being racist, they are quick to respond with the predictable retort, “Oh yeah? Democrats are the real racists! They started the KKK!” 
Not only are they accused of starting the KKK , but according to conservatives are still as racist as they were fifty, sixty, eighty, a hundred years ago, and the southern strategy employed by the Republican party is nothing but liberal revisionist history. The truth is that the Republican party and conservatives love black people.

No, seriously.

So, since the two parties never switched ideologies and the southern strategy never happened, conservatives can’t be racist. Right? It’s really Democrats, liberals, and progressives who constantly play the race card, who are forever accusing conservatives of being racist for no good God damn reason whatsoever.

If that’s the case, let’s look back on some very recent history. When Barack Obama was president conservatives didn’t look too kindly upon a black guy in the White House, nor were they too thrilled that Colin Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter dared to speak up about systemic racism and abuse of authority. Conservatives couldn’t resist accusing them of hating their own country, and labeling BLM terrorists. 

They constructed an alternate reality where Obama stoked racial division simply by having the audacity of being black. It really wasn’t their fault, was it? Goodness, no!  

It was his fault that a certain percentage of Republicans didn’t believe he was eligible to be president, since he was reluctant to show his birth certificate. 

It was his fault they called him a Muslim. After all, he was always taking vacations and playing golf instead of doing something about ISIS. And you have to admit, that name, Barack Hussein Obama, didn’t sound all that American now, did it?

It was his fault they called him a Marxist. Everyone knows black community organizers from Chicago are all Marxists.

It was his fault they said he hated America and wasn’t brought up like conservatives who are shining examples of patriotism, even when they wave that old Confederate flag and display it on their property, or on the back of their vehicles. He never should have done all of those apology tours with his band Barack Hussein Obama And The Alinsky Hustle.

It was his fault that race relations had been set back fifty years when he was president. He was the food stamp president after all, and was effectively bribing poor black people with welfare and other free goodies who were too stupid to realize that it’s nothing but a scam to keep them complacent on the Democratic plantation. He also couldn’t stop reminding everyone that racism still exists.

It was his fault he was called a racist. He never should have criticized a white cop as acting stupidly, or showed empathy for a murdered black teenage thug who tried to murder a poor boy with a gun who did nothing more than follow him with the intention of asking him if he paid for the bag of Skittles and Iced Tea he was carrying. 

Conservatives will never admit that they were in any way racist toward Obama. But they will swear up and down that Obama was racist toward them, and single handedly divided America along racial lines. Of course, Republicans had absolutely nothing to do with it.

The following are examples they often love to cite that prove Obama was a rabid anti white racist:

  • He once said that some people may not like him because he’s black.
  • Attended a black church whose pastor was falsely accused of preaching black nationalism, and racism against white people.
  • Dared to be critical of a white police officer. 
  • Supported Black Lives Matter, a known civil rights group whose real goal was to kill cops, roast them like bacon and eat team. 
  • Stoked an alleged war on law enforcement, and somehow put their lives in danger by acknowledging that racism was not a thing of the past.
  • Once said if he had a son, he would probably look like Trayvon Martin. Conservatives absolutely lost their minds.
  • Dared to acknowledge that racism is still a problem. How dare he make such a claim? Couldn’t he just admit that white people can’t be racist? After all, they elected him, didn’t they?
  • Stoked the riots and looting in Baltimore and Ferguson by daring to call for investigations into the deaths of Freddie Gray, and Michael Brown. 

Of course, none of these are examples of stoking racial division on Obama’s part. The few times Obama actually spoke about race, conservatives deliberately twisted his words out of context to smear him. They were nothing more than hysterical overreactions from conservatives obsessed with proving that Obama was the real racist, and that they have not been too fond of black people for decades.  

Eight Reasons To Believe Conservatives Don’t Love America

Aviary Photo_131010793611612376 Today’s Conservatives claim to love America and respect the constitution , but oppose many of the principles for which it represents. Not all Conservatives hate their country , but a great majority of them behave in a way that is contrary to their morals and values. They believe they are more intelligent , morally and mentally superior ,  more accepting of change , and more tolerant. But nothing could be further from the truth. Today’s Conservatives are a dying breed. They are going the way of the dinosaurs , and they have no one to blame but themselves for their demise.

The following list is a number of examples that prove most Conservatives don’t love America.

  1.  Today’s Conservatives hate liberals. They don’t just hate them , but they often accuse them of being un-American , traitors , of behaving like Nazi’s simply for having an opposing point of view on a number of subjects , such as same-sex marriage , abortion , etc.. Conservative Christians are constantly whining about liberal policies such as same-sex marriage , and abortion , and how they will inevitably lead to the destruction of America by the Almighty , or that the Gay Gestapo will soon begin rounding up all of the persecuted Christians.
  2. Today’s Conservatives hate the current president.

    Aviary Photo_131010792835789839
    Obama hating Conservatives love to accuse liberals of playing the race card , but the truth is Conservatives have been experts at playing it since 2008.

    When Barack Obama was initially elected president of the United States , Conservatives in congress vowed to make him a one term president. They did everything they could to make him look illegitimate. They falsely accused him of being a foreigner , a communist , a Nazi , a traitor , a racist , and a Muslim terrorist enabler. They don’t just hate him , they want to see him fail in everything he does , because their hatred is more important to them than seeing a black man with a foreign name succeed as a president. By their behavior , today’s Conservatives have proven that by wanting to see their president fail , they don’t care if their country fails.

  3. Today’s Conservatives believe America is a Christian nation. Republicans often claim that the founders who framed the constitution , intended America to be a theocracy. But nowhere in the document does it say any such thing. God is never mentioned , nor the words ‘a Christian nation.’ The founding fathers intended state and religion to remain separate : ‘Congress shall make no laws respecting the establishment of religion , or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.’ However , Conservatives conveniently ignore this part of the first amendment by claiming that the words , ‘separation of church and state’ do not appear anywhere in the constitution. They deny it because it doesn’t fit their narrow view of how America should be. Today’s Christians , a majority of them Conservatives , believe theirs  is the only legitimate religion , and that the bible should be the law of the land , not the constitution.
  4. Today’s Conservatives oppose equal rights for women , gays , illegal immigrants. Conservatives claim they are big proponents of civil rights , but when it comes to anything they don’t like , they have proven to be  for the exact opposite. Conservatives have been opposed to equal pay for women , raising the minimum wage , claiming it will lead to job loss , and ultimately ruining the economy. They also claim to be opposed to big government , except when it comes to controlling the private lives of others , such as a woman’s right to choose to have birth control , or an abortion. Or the rights of same-sex couples to be treated fairly under the law , because a book that was written thousands of years ago , says it’s a sin.
  5. Today’s conservatives claim they are patriots.

    Aviary Photo_131010792987756920
    Today’s Conservatives admire this guy as a true patriot ,  who soiled himself to avoid the draft.

    The truth is , most conservatives have no idea what a true patriot is. They believe hating liberals , Democrats , the current president , gays , feminists , minorities , and anyone who isn’t a rabid supporter of the second amendment , makes them a patriot. These fake patriots are represented by the likes of Ted Nugent , who deliberately soiled himself to avoid the draft. They believe the second amendment gives them the right to overthrow the United States government , and anyone who disagrees with them is a traitor.

  6. Today’s Conservatives are more for the wealthy than the working poor. Conservatives often claim they support the poor , but when it comes to actually doing something to help them , it’s usually the opposite. Republicans in congress voted to cut 39 billion from the food stamp program how house gop would cut food stamps by 39 billion , benefits that millions need just to survive. They often portray welfare and food stamp recipients as lazy moochers , drunks or drug addicts , of getting rich off their benefits , buying expensive things that most of us can’t afford , like brand new cars , while conveniently turning a blind eye to the real welfare queens , multi-billion dollar corporations that receive billions in subsidies each year. They also claim to support the troops , but again , when it comes to actually helping them , that’s not always the case. Republicans in congress have been on record as opposing more than a few bills that would benefit our veterans. Do house Republicans really support the troops? It would seem they are really nothing more than hypocrites.
  7. Today’s Conservatives are anti-Muslim. Since the first election of Barack Obama , there has been a sharp rise in anti-Muslim sentiment , giving way to outright hatred. Conservatives have taken their hatred for the president , and expanded it toward Muslim Americans. After all , many of them still believe Obama is a Muslim who supports Muslim terrorists , so they have no problem believing all Muslims are terrorists.
  8. Today’s Conservatives are anti-education.  For decades , Conservatives have claimed that public schools , and especially colleges , are indoctrination centers for radical communist liberals who are actively brainwashing children into communism , anti-Christianity , evolution , feminism , and same-sex marriage. Conservatives fear educated America. They’re angry that they can no longer enforce their indoctrination of Christianity on Americas youth , so they have launched an all out assault on public education.


If Conservatives really love America , then why do they oppose nearly everything it stands for?