Category: Conservative Correctness

Stupid Conservative Memes #50 Gina Loudon Edition

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Conservatives shake their heads at the lemming mentality? Not exactly. They too  get easily triggered and offended by politically incorrect behavior and terms , even more so than the so-called left. For instance , it’s politically correct for the fringe Right to accuse Barack Obama of  treason over his birth certificate , executive action , and Benghazi. They wanted to sue him over all three. It’s politically correct  to call him an anti-white racist for criticizing a cop. It’s politically correct to say he hates cops , and wants to start a race war. It’s politically correct to refer to black unarmed men shot by police , as thugs. It’s politically correct to refer to Muslim shooters as terrorists. But it’s politically incorrect to refer to white male shooters as terrorists. It’s politically correct to call Hillary Clinton  a”toxic cunt.” But it’s politically incorrect to criticize said comment ; it’s liberal policing of free speech. It’s politically correct to say LGBT activists are Nazis. But it’s politically incorrect to call anti-gay bigots , anti-gay bigots. It’s politically correct to say Trayvon Martin got what he deserved , and that George Zimmerman was the real victim , but it’s politically incorrect to want justice for the actual victim. It’s politically correct to defend the cop who shot Michael Brown , but it’s politically incorrect to defend Michael Brown. It’s politically correct to refer to the social safety nets , i.e. Welfare , Snap , as government slavery. It’s politically correct to call abortion black genocide. It’s politically correct to accuse anyone who talks about racial inequality , of race baiting. And it’s politically correct to compare Black Lives Matter activists to the KKK , because just like the real KKK , they are  lynching , and burning crosses on the lawns of white people.

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An example of a few trigger warnings for Obama haters.

However , it was politically incorrect when Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks spoke out against the Iraq war ; it was politically incorrect to criticize president Bush. His critics were traitors , Obama’s critics are patriots. It’s  politically incorrect for anyone to protest in a way not approved by Conservatives , i.e. , black athletes not standing for the national Anthem , as Colin Kaepernick and others did. They were also traitors. It’s politically incorrect to question Americas imperialistic behavior. It’s  politically incorrect to criticize soldiers and police officers as anything less than perfect. It’s  politically incorrect to claim the Civil War was  really about slavery instead of states rights , and that the confederate flag is about anything other than southern pride. It’s politically incorrect to say Happy Holidays , instead of the politically correct term , Merry Christmas.      

Just as Conservatives have their own political correctness , they don’t see the irony in the fact that have their own herd , or lemming mentality. They will believe and repeat anything they hear from within their own circle. Which is why die-hard Obama haters never heard a Obama conspiracy or controversy they didn’t like :  

He faked his birth certificate. He was really born in Kenya ; not Hawaii. He’s a Muslim. Supported Muslim terrorists. Attended an anti-white church for twenty years. Hates America. Hated his own military. Created ISIS. Allowed four Americans to die in Benghazi. Had several gay lovers before becoming president. Hated cops and promoted their murders by criticizing the killings of unarmed black individuals at  the hands of certain police officers. Would confiscate Americas guns. Would postpone the 2016 election so he could stay in office , because that’s what evil dictators do. Obama Care was socialism. Obama Care would promote homo-erotic twerking ( one of Loudon’s favorites ). Obama Care contained death panels. He would bring hundreds of millions of Muslims into American for the purpose of turning it into a Muslim caliphate. His parents were commies. Hated Christians. Was a socialist commie because he was a community organizer. ACORN , Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants and the walking dead ( real dead people ) helped him steal the 2008 and 2012 elections. Was the mastermind behind the fake Aurora , and Sandy Hook shootings , which was a sinister plot to confiscate  guns , or something. Cooked the jobs report numbers to make himself look good. Caused the 2008 recession in 1995 , because he forced banks to lend to poor black people who couldn’t pay back the loans. Ran around in his childhood planting explosives with Bill Ayers. Faked Bin Laden’s death. Created an executive order to outlaw freedom via martial law. Used hypnotism to convince people to vote for him. Was racist , because he criticized a white police officer , and by commenting on the death of Trayvon Martin. Hated Israel , and proved how much by funding Iron Dome  , and by giving them military and humanitarian aid every year ). Was planning on bringing Ebola to America as an excuse to create martial law via executive order. Dr. Gina and her cronies at World Nut Daily harped on this one incessantly for weeks in 2014. Persecuted Christians by criticizing Un Christian like behavior. Outlawed the phrase , Merry Christmas. Killed Breitbart. Killed Scalia. Was Un-American for putting ketchup on a hamburger. Took endless vacations. Played endless rounds of golf while people all around the world died. And my personal favorite , Gina Loudon’s diagnoses that Obama was a psychopath for having the audacity to take endless vacations and play endless rounds of golf while people all around the world died.

Talk about your lemming mentality! Conservatives see themselves as noble truth tellers , but liberals shake their heads and call them hypocrites , hypocrites , and hypocrites.    

Stupid Conservative Memes #27

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Do these idiots actually believe liberals are offended by someone wishing them Merry Christmas? Yes , they do , even though liberals actually don’t because they are not that superficial. The same can’t be said for Conservatives who actually do take offense at the term Happy Holidays.

Politically Correct Terms Conservatives Love … Part 2

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 Conservatives are helpless victims , forever bullied by liberals and progressives who want to shut down their free speech … or so they want you to believe. The truth is , Conservatives oppose political correctness because they want to treat anyone they don’t like as badly as they can without consequence. In other words , they would rather be assholes.

The following are ten more politically correct terms used by Conservatives to portray themselves as victims while smearing their opponents.

  1. Obama/liberal/progressive/government hating radical = “Patriot.” Recently Conservatives all over America demonstrated what fragile pussies hypocrites they really are when a football player by the name of Colin Kaepernick made the choice not to stand during the National Anthem , because he wanted to call attention to the fact that racism and police brutality against minorities is still a very real problem. Why he was refusing to stand , was completely ignored. Instead attention was focused on the  absurd notion that he hates America , and was being disrespectful to military personnel. The irony or hypocrisy in this situation is that Conservatives see no problem with  slandering liberals , Democrats , or the current president as un-American , and accusing them of treasonous or subversive behavior. The president is the commander-in-chief. When anyone disrespects him , they’re disrespecting all military personnel , including those who fought for their freedom to be assholes. But because it’s Obama , that rule doesn’t apply with Conservatives.
    There was a time when the word patriot meant something. It meant addressing grievances in a peaceful manner , through marching in the streets , writing those who are supposed to represent us. But today , in the age of Obama , Conservatives have twisted it’s meaning. It’s no longer about protesting peacefully. It’s about hating and slandering the current president and Democrats as being sympathetic to communism , to terrorists ; treating armed insurgents as true patriots , and those who do protest peacefully , as un-American. 
  2.  “Terrorist” = Person of color , whether they are Islamic radicals , or members of Black Lives Matter who protest peacefully. Recently Tomi Lahren of The Blaze Network embarrassed herself when she tweeted a comparison of Black Lives matter to the KKK. Apparently they’ve been roaming the country lynching white people because they want to overthrow white dominance. Systemic racism has nothing to do with it , nor does the fact that there just might be a real problem with racism in law enforcement. Black people  want to riot because it’s just how they are. Again , the irony here is that people like Lahren and those who listen to her , refuse to believe that Christians can be radicalized by their religion. But there have been plenty of cases where Conservative Christians have committed acts of terror in the name of not only God but anti-government rhetoric.
  3. “Cop hater” = Anyone who criticizes a police officer’s criminal behavior ( as if they can do no wrong ) , such as the shootings or murders of black individuals ,  like Michael Brown , Freddie Gray , and Eric Garner , or daring to suggest that cops should wear body cameras.  Ironically , Obama was accused of hating cops after the Dallas police shootings for making sane , rational statements condemning the killings. In the Conservative bubble where fiction is often regarded as fact , Obama hates law enforcement because … something. 
  4. “Lone Wolf” = a term Conservatives and the media use to describe anti-government , or white supremacist shooters.  Last year Dylan Roof walked into a black church in Charleston , SC , and murdered nine people. Roof . a known racist , confessed that he did it because he hoped it would start a race war. But the main stream Conservative media attempted to make it appear as if race had nothing to do with it. The message : when a shooter is a radical Muslim , all Muslims are accountable and are terrorists by default. But  a white Conservative shooter who has been radicalized by anti-government or anti-black hatred ,  that person is not considered a terrorist but a “lone wolf” with mental issues.
  5. “Traitor” =  A favorite word Conservatives love to throw at liberals , especially those who support the current president. Obama himself has been accused of treason for his executive orders ( which Conservatives have absurdly described as lawless behavior , comparing him to a dictator ; they didn’t seem to mind Bush’s lawless behavior ) ; same-sex marriage ; Benghazi ( a non scandal ) ; the Iran Deal ( which Conservatives have falsely claimed would allow Iran to develop a nuclear weapon ) ; aiding ISIS ( also absurd since the U.S. is currently at war with them ) ; executive action on amnesty for illegal immigrants ( which was blocked by Republicans and the Supreme Court ) ; weakening the military ( another absurd claim ) ; legal abortion ; the non Ebola crises ; Fast And Furious ( another non scandal ) ; the imaginary war on Christianity ( it doesn’t matter that he’s a Christian , he still hates them  ) ; the imaginary war on Christmas ; gun control ( even though he hasn’t grabbed a single gun ) ;  and perhaps the most absurd claim of all , his hatred of America.  You name it , the Republican Party and their rabid supporters have had a hard on for impeachment for eight years.  Are any of these impeachable offenses? Well , they are to those who hate Obama with a passion  and are unable to distinguish fantasy from reality.
  6. “Race- baiter” = Anyone black or white ( preferably black ) who attempts to talk about racial discrimination against minorities. This was evident during the Ferguson and Baltimore riots and protests as the Conservative and much of mainstream media bent over backward to defend police brutality and blame the black community for the bad behavior of certain cops , and accusing Obama , Jesse Jackson , Al Sharpton , and the so-called liberal media of inciting  racial tension as a means of attempting to start a race war. Anger over the killings of Michael Brown , Freddie Gray , Eric Garner , and the failure of the justice system to convict the officers involved in their deaths , and charge them at least with involuntary manslaughter , apparently didn’t play a role in these situations. Black people are just animals and look for any excuse to riot. 
  7. “Bigot” = Another  word Conservatives love to use to accuse liberals or anyone who opposes anti-gay bigotry. It’s also used to besmirch and demean the reputation of non believers. Some Christians view all atheists as bigots , and believe they want to suppress their religious freedom. But most atheists are not bigoted because they do not seek to stifle , ban , or outlaw religious freedom. Many Conservative Christians however do wish and have supported the efforts of Republican politicians to discriminate against gay citizens under the guise of “religious freedom”, and are by definition ,  bigots. 
  8. “Militant atheists” = See bigot.
  9. “Militant homosexual” = A gay activist who advocates for the advancement and ethical treatment of other gay individuals. 
  10. “Racist” = A black person , liberal , or anyone who complains about the unethical treatment of minorities. Because anti-black racism no longer exists in the age of Obama. See also race-baiter.