Mediocre Christian actor Kevin Sorbo returns Nikes Because They Hurt His Feelings| TheBlaze

Hercules returns his Nike’s because they hurt his feelings , but he’s no snowflake like those pansy liberals.

First they wore diapers on college campuses to protest safe spaces. Then they smashed their Keurig coffee machines to protest the company pulling it’s ads over Sean Hannity’s support of child molester Roy Moore.

This summer when Nike chose Colin Kaepernick as the face of their new ad campaign , Believe In Something , Even If It Means Sacrificing Everything , conservatives posted photos and videos of themselves on social media burning their Nike apparel to show how butt hurt they were that the popular sports outfit had the nerve to feature a mediocre , pansy , flag hating football player as their spokesman.

It seems to be a popular trend among conservatives these days. When someone disagrees with you , namely libtards , throw a tantrum by boycotting , which includes smashing , burning , and destroying anything that doesn’t support the conservative cause or agenda , and some conservatives are all too eager and happy to do just that , and then without a hint of irony , claim it is libtards who are snowflakes.

Conservative actor , Kevin Sorbo , who had previously starred in the mediocre television series , Hercules The Legendary Journeys , and the equally mediocre films , God’s Not Dead , and Let Their Be Light , recently got his feelings butt hurt by the new Nike ad. He got so butt hurt that he returned a pair of Nike’s because they hurt his sensitive feet when standing for the anthem.

In an interview with the Journal , Sorbo said , “I cried when I saw the ad. I literally cried. I couldn’t believe they were using this whiny , crybaby , flag hating little pansy as their new spokesman. I cried so hard and so long my eyes were almost puffed shut , and strings of disgusting snot were hanging from both nostrils. I felt so disgusted with myself. I felt like a two-year old throwing a fit , but I couldn’t help myself. My wife came into the bathroom , and saw me rolling around on the floor with my pants around my ankles. I had been sitting on the john reading the paper when I saw the ad.

‘ “What’s wrong with you?’ she said. There was disgust in her voice. I wasn’t sure if it was because of the smell or that I was on the floor with my pants down , or both. I told her that Nike had chosen that pansy , flag hating crybaby for their new ad campaign. She said , ‘Jesus Christ , Kevin , you sound like a snowflake. Get up and pull your pants up! What are you , a liberal?’

‘ “No , I’m a conservative , ‘ I said.

“When she said that , I realized I was acting like your typical liberal , a whiny sensitive crybaby who gets easily offended at anything and everything. She was telling me to be a man and do something constructive instead of acting like a liberal snowflake , which is so unbecoming for a conservative. So , I pulled my pants up , wiped my nose , took my pair of Nike’s back for a refund , and told them that they hurt my feet whenever I stand for the anthem ( it was really because of that pansy flag hater ). Then I got on Facebook and told my followers all about it ( minus the bathroom part ) and said that Colin Kaepernick failed at sports , and sucked as a football player. That’s how a conservative responds.”

New York Post : Jim Brown slams Kaepernick-style protests: ‘I don’t desecrate my flag’

Aviary Photo_131499762678531057.pngNew York Post : Jim Brown slams Kaepernick-style protests: ‘I don’t desecrate my flag’ CConzervative right wingers were

Former professional football player Jim Brown believes Colin Kaepernick is desecrating the flag by kneeling instead of worshiping it. And apparently , that’s just as bad as stepping on it , spitting on it , wiping his nose on it , or even wiping his ass on it.

According to Brown , kneeling is the wrong form of protest.

“I’m an American ,” Brown said in a recent interview with the New York Post. “I don’t desecrate my flag and my National anthem. This is my country and I’ll work out the problems , but I’ll do it in an intelligent manner.”

Well , getting out and marching peacefully in the streets , is protesting in an intelligent manner. But apparently not to people like Jim Brown. No form of protest is the right form of protest  to those  who hate people like Colin Kaepernick. When they take a knee , they are called thugs , and when they do get out in the streets and march peacefully ,  they are called thugs , terrorists , and un American. They get shot and killed by trigger happy cops ,  have their lives smeared by the media , and the police who commit the crimes are portrayed as the true victims. 

According to the article , Kaeprenick began to kneel in order to protest what he alleged was an increasing spate of police brutality against minorities. No allege. Fact. If it wasn’t verifiably a fact that minorities have been shot and or killed using lethal force , and in most cases the police who do the killing , receiving no punishment , Kapernick would have no need to kneel. 

Brown : “If you have a cause , I think you should organize it , present it in a manner where it’s not only you standing or sitting on one knee , but a lot of people who are gonna get behind each other and do something about it. Who is Colin Kaepernick calling on to follow what he’s talking about?”

Apparently a lot of people believe in what Kaepernick is doing. Not everyone believes he’s trashing the flag or disrespecting American soldiers. 

Brown : “Colin has to make up his mind whether he’s truly an activist or a football player.” 

No , he doesn’t. There are no rules that say you can’t be both a professional football player and an activist. 

Brown : “You have to understand there’s intelligence that’s involved , OK? I can’t be two things at once that contradict each other.” Yes , you can. Conservatives do and say things all the time that are contradictory. Like believing in the first amendment , but wanting to ban the free speech of anyone who says something they don’t like. It’s called hypocrisy.