Charlie Kirk has had the last laugh. For years, Turning Point USA’s founder and executive director, has been owning the libs in spectacular fashion, just as he did when he put on his first pair of Pampers to own the smug libs in 2017, who were crying for a safe space on the campus of Kent State University because they’re such crybabies.
Kirk, a young leader in the “America First” conservative movement, has been touring America’s college campuses with other leaders in the movement, like Dana Loesch, and Tomi Lahren, warning young conservatives of the dangers of the culture wars perpetuated by liberals who want to ban their free speech, just as they banned Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss, Confederate statues, and then shove CRT and the 1619 Project up their rear ends.
In 2018, Kirk tweeted that when Obama was elected, they didn’t cry and burn stuff down, they waited patiently for eight years, acting absolutely civil toward the new president, showing him the utmost respect that liberals refused to show Trump.
This time, Kirk – always the truth-teller – reminds us that the summer protests over the unlawful killing of George Floyd, were really out of control riots by Black Lives Matter and Antifa, who just can’t help but resort to violence when they can’t get their way, as opposed to Trump supporters who descended on the D.C. Capitol for a picnic, or a tour, to calmly convince the Senate that they were wrong to certify the electoral votes for Biden, and should, instead, declare Trump the winner.
“It really had nothing to do with president Trump’s “stop the steal” rhetoric,” Charlie told the Weekly Journal News. “It was all Sleepy Joe’s fault, and George Soros, and Hugo Chavez, Antifa and maybe even Mickey Mouse. Who knows who else was in on it? Casper The Friendly Ghost? That’s not so unbelievable, you know, since it’s been proven that Hugo Chavez had a hand in it. Who else could have been involved? Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids? Alvin and the Chipmunks? Maybe even E.T. for all we know. We’ll never know because the snowflake liberal judges wouldn’t allow any evidence to be presented.”
“And those people who were carrying a gallows chanting to hang the vice president, and the people who were beating up on cops and breaking into the building and defecating? They weren’t Trump supporters. They were Antifa, and Black Lives Matter, or both – trying to make Trump and his supporters look bad. Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity reported on it. Trump would never condone anything like that, and neither would Trump supporters. But Black Lives Matter and Antifa would. They’re all terrorists. They run around rioting and looting and beating and defecating and burning down American cities every day. I’m surprised there are any cities left standing in America.”
Kirk stood up, yanked his pants down, revealing a pair of adult Pampers – his signature brand – with baby duckies on them, and released a large, rather disgusting expulsion of gas. He then grinned and said, “Checkmate, libtards!”
It should be noted that that when Trump failed to win the election of 2020, conservatives didn’t burn stuff down. But they did cry, and they violently destroyed property, assaulted people – killing several, just as they did during the BLM protests – and used certain parts of the Capitol as makeshift toilets.
Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of the conservative group Turning Point USA, has been having a shit fit over the recent protests over racial injustice that have taken place over the summer regarding the deaths of George Floyd, Jacob Blake, and Breonna Taylor.
A well-known grifter and an avid Donald Trump supporter, Kirk has for years been a laughing stock and a living online meme, mainly for a stunt meant to own the snowflake libs, that went horribly wrong. Ever since, the group has been mocked to no end.
Kirk and company have tried and failed on many occasions to own the snowflake libs in a series of mishaps that have led more to self-owning and extreme self-humiliation, but the conservative group proudly forges on in their never-ending quest to own the Left.
Lately, Kirk has spent much of his time on his podcast, The Charlie Kirk Millennial Diaper Podcast, impugning the reputations of the victims of police violence, and Black Lives Matter protesters as criminals and terrorists. On a recent broadcast, he slandered Breonna Taylor, the deceased victim of police violence as a criminal who deserved to get shot, despite the fact that she allegedly has no known arrestrecord.
On a recent segment of Fox And Friends, Kirk told the hosts how divisive Black Lives Matter is because they want to force him to wear a BLM logo on his Pampers.
“What if I told you that BLM Inc. said that it wants to force me to wear a BLM logo on all of my diapers? Would you think I was just being facetious? I know some people would say, ‘Charlie, you’re full of s***. But I assure you I’m not. My diapers are very clean at the moment. Besides, most of my diapers already have logos and designs on them. The ones I have on, have unicorns and rainbows on them.
“I’m being very serious. I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life. Black Lives Matter wants to start a race war, and what better way than forcing me to wear their logo on my diapers? This is an outright threat. A full frontal domestic terrorist assault in our country where a white boy from Wisconsin can’t wear his own diapers without being told how to wearthem!”
“You’re right, Charlie,” Steve Doocy replied. “It is domestic terrorism.”
“It’s also racist,” Ainsley Earhardt said. “Are the FBI going to do anything about it, I wonder?”
“And are Joe Biden and the Democrats going to condemn it?” Brian Kilmeade said.
“Probably not,” Earhardtcontinued. “But if Trump comes out and condemns it, you can bet they’ll condemn him, and call him a racist like they always do.”
When reached for comment by Fox News, the civil rights group replied: “We did no such thing. Charlie Kirk is full of s*** as usual. Tell him he needs a diaper change, and then put him to bed.”
Charlie Kirk recounting his harrowing encounter with brain dead leftists who were protesting Donald Trump.
Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of TPUSA, had a recent harrowing encounter with intolerant, brain dead leftists that nearly ended in disaster for the conservative group.
The group has been known for staging sit-ins at college campuses to protest safe spaces that blue and pink haired millennial snowflakes are allegedly so fond of. In 2017, certain members wore diapers to portray liberals as crybabies who flip out at the mere thought of conservative speakers appearing on campus. Suffice it to say, the stunt backfired hilariously causing the conservative group a butt load of grief and humiliation, and the rest is history.
At 2018’s Politicon, Kirk attempted to own the smug libs when his pants fell down during a debate, revealing a pair of Pampers, Kirk’s signature brand. One would think that after a series of spectacular self owns, that Kirk would finally get the message that wearing diapers to own the libs has proven that he is totally clueless to what ‘Owning the Libs’ means.
One good thing that has come of Kirk’s diaper fetish – if one could call it that – was his endorsement by Proctor And Gamble last year to promote its latest diaper brands, and was chosen as their new spokesman. Obviously, Kirk is laughing all the way to the bank, believing he is owning the libs while wearing his favorite pair of Pampers, even as the smug libs he so despises, are laughing at him.
Recently, Kirk and company were triggered that leftists were protesting president Trump, so Charlie did what he does best, put on his favorite pair of Pampers to make a political statement, that libs are intolerant and must be owned. The encounter occurred on the campus of Kent State University, where two previous TPUSA events ended in extreme humiliation for the group.
A campus group known as Students Against Trump were protesting the racism and bigotry promoted by Fox News, which allegedly contributed to the El Paso shooting, in which eleven people were massacred by a gunman with alleged anti immigrant sentiment. The group carried signs that read: Dump Trump, He’s A Skunk And A Chump!
Other signs read: What’s That Thing On Trump’s Head? Is It Alive Or Is It Dead? This Is Your Brain On Fox News ( accompanied by a picture of a bubbling brain ); No Safe Spaces For Diaper Wearing Conservatives!
A senior spokesperson for the group, who declined to give her name, told the Journal, “We were gathered around stage on the quad showing our support for the victims who lost their lives in El Paso and Dayton, and listening to speakers and handing out fliers for upcoming events around campus. Almost as soon as we gathered, people started showing up. Most of them were liberals and other leftists, but many of them were also conservatives. I recognized several from conservative groups on campus, like TPUSA, and Liberty Hangout. I’d had run-ins with a few of them. One girl in particular I’d had a run-in with, was over a Tee shirt I created with a decal of the words TPUSA superimposed over a pair of diapers. She got very offended and attempted to explain to me that it was really liberals who were diaper wearing crybabies on campus, so I patiently listened to her as she rambled about the alleged sensitivities of liberals preventing conservative speakers from appearing on college campuses. Then it was my turn to remind her that her group literally wears diapers as a form of protest, and she responded with, ‘Yeah, but it’s symbolic of how the left behaves, like babies, and how they treat conservatives.’
I also reminded her that Charlie Kirk, the diaper king of the diaper movement known as Toilet Paper USA, still wears diapers. I reminded her that he wore diapers at 2018’s Politicon, and won the Pampers Spokesman Of The Year award for 2019. She accused me of lying, and walked away in a huff.
When people began showing up, members of the group started handing out fliers.
“At first, everything was normal and peaceful,” she continued. “I was hoping the event would pass without incident, as had all of our previous gatherings. But this time, something felt different. Maybe it was the fact that we had a media that defended and apologized for a president’s open bigotry, and promoted it’s own bigotry against immigrant refugees. That was a legitimate concern, but I knew that wasn’t it. It literally didn’t take long to figure out why it felt different. The obvious was obvious almost immediately: it was Charlie Kirk.
“Less than an hour after we gathered in the quad, Charlie pushes his way through the crowd, followed by several members of the campus group, TPUSA. I never thought he would have the balls to come back here after he and his group had thoroughly self owned themselves the last time. But apparently he either didn’t care, or was just too dumb to remember. Whatever it was, I don’t know. Maybe he blocked it out?
“Immediately he strides self righteously to the front of the stage. Some of the protesters were there with their anti-Trump signs. Others were scattered throughout the still gathering crowd. Crossing his arms and nodding toward the flyers, Kirk said: ‘Don’t you think some of those signs are disrespectful to the president?’
“I grabbed the mic from the last speaker, getting right up into Charlie’s face, hoping to intimidate him. Because I’m a short woman I refuse to let anyone walk all over me. I’m also a loud mouthed feminst. I do the intimidating. However, Charlie didn’t seem to concerned about a pink haired woman practically shouting in his face.
” ‘I couldn’t care less how disrespectful it is. He doesn’t deserve any respect.’
” ‘What? He doesn’t deserve respect? He’s the president of the United States for crying out loud!’
” ‘Oh, for crying out loud, put a diaper in it. Or, put one on, would be more like it… if you’re not already wearing one, that is.’
” ‘As a matter of fact I am wearing one, and so are my colleagues!’ he said gesturing toward his four companions. ‘And we’re not embarrassed or ashamed to admit it! Are we guys?’
” ‘No sir!’ they shouted.
” ‘Remember, you asked for it! You made us do this!’
“Charlie snapped his fingers and his four companions ripped off four pairs of tear away pants, revealing four pairs of Pampers diapers.
“For a brief moment everyone was stunned. Then immediately people fumbled for their phones, many of them grinning as if they had just won the lottery jackpot. Most of them had only heard of Charlie’s diaper antics, but seeing it first hand was actually something they could write home about.
“Each of their diapers featured a print of Donald Trump’s face in the crotch and back side areas. They looked absolutely ridiculous. Then all at once the crowd, now more than one hundred, laughed. I laughed too, nearly busting a gut.
“Charlie and his entourage ignored the laughter and launched into a ridiculous song and dance routine, which they had apparently rehearsed ahead of time. Following Charlie’s lead his companions started singing to the tune of, Nothing Is Everything from that cheesy Skyrizi commercial, substituting their own words, thrusting their hips from side to side, forward and back as they twirled their right fore fingers in the air.
” ‘Donald Trump is everything! Donald Trump is everything!
” ‘Yeah, Donald and I go hand in hand! I’m just a chump but he’s the man, yeah he’s the man! Liberals don’t like him but that’s OK, ’cause they’re the crybabies anyway!
” ‘They call him a skunk and a chump, but that’s Ok too, they can take a dump, because they’re the crybabies anyway, ’cause Donald Trump is everything, yeah!
” ‘Yeah, Donald Trump is everything, yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Oh!’
“What the f**k did we just watch? I was thinking.
“As the song ended they thrust out their diapered anuses and twerked obscenely, worse than any twerking I had ever witnessed, and what made it even more obscene was the finishing touch they added at the end. There was a massive explosion of gas, nearly sonic in nature. It sounded exactly like someone letting the air out of a balloon, multiplied times four. Was I watching an episode of the Benny Hill show, or what? Considering that the sounds erupted from four diapered anuses, it was the most massive explosion I’d ever heard, and judging by how explosive it was, I was certain there must have been another kind of eruption, like f**king diarreah or something.
” ‘I think Charlie just s**t himself!’ someone shouted gleefully, and the entire crowd erupted – no pun intended – in hysterical laughter.
” ‘That’s right!’ Charlie shouted. ” ‘What you just witnessed is what liberals do every day on college campuses around America! Crapping their diapers because they’re crybabies who hate the president, and are so sensitive they can’t except conservative ideas!’
” ‘But you guys are wearing the diapers, man!’
” ‘It’s all symbolic, man!’ Charlie the hipster shouted back.
“Four guys ran out from the crowd and pulled down Charlie and his companions’ diapers, being careful not to get soiled in the process.
” ‘Intolerant liberals!’ Charlie shouted.
“His companions looked like they wanted to find a few rocks to crawl under.
” ‘It’s all symbolic, man!’ one of them shouted back.
“Faces redder than beets, Charlie and his companions’ bolted, stepping and slipping and sliding in their own s**t as they ran, while the crowd roared with hysterical laughter. People were clutching one another to keep themselves from falling over, while others were rolling around on the ground clutching their guts.
“I laughed so hard this time I think I did bust a gut.
“It wasn’t long before the media got ahold of some of the video. It was inevitable, I guess. The first video footage appeared on Tucker Carlson Tonight the following night. It was heavily edited to make it appear as if the protesters were inciting the crowd to be intolerant toward Charlie and his entourage. Ingraham and Hannity also spun it to their advantage. They even brought Charlie and his companions on to tell their side of the story, and they lied through their teeth to make themselves look like victims. I guess they were either too dense to realize that their antics had been recorded by dozens of phones, or they just didn’t care.
“However, when other news outlets came into possession of the same footage, they aired it without editing. One of these outlets was CNN. After they had aired the unedited footage, Charlie Kirk tried to cover his a** by claiming that it was fake news, that the people who appeared to be him and his companions were really leftist actors deliberately trying to frame him, that they were actually attempting to put their own soiled diapers on them to make them look bad. But, of course, only the biggest Kool aid drinkers among the Fox News audience believed him.
“Fox News was also caught with their pants down. When the unedited video had been released, they had no choice but to distance themselves from Kirk by claiming that he had given them edited footage. But only a fool would believe that too, which much of their Kool aid drinking audience did. They believed that Charlie had been both a victim of intolerant, violent leftists, and Fox News traitors who had thrown him under the bus.
“The unedited footage was posted all over social media, while Charlie and company scrambled to salvage what remained of their reputation, airing their own edited version as the truth, titled, Charlie Kirk And Company Own Smug College Campus Leftist Liberals.
“Were Charlie and company ever going to learn they were never going to own the libs by wearing diapers? Not a chance. They were much too busy owning themselves.
Professional Republican grifter and douche, Charlie Kirk, the diaper wearing founder and executive director of Toilet Paper USA, never gets tired of making a fool of himself. In 2017, he and his followers wore diapers on Kent State campus to protest safe spaces, while liberals laughed and mocked them endlessly. Likewise, he made a fool of himself at last year’s Politician when he tried to pick a fight with The Young Turk’s Chenk Uygur by claiming that he lives like a capitalist every day while taking a butt load of money from wealthy donors.
He also recently embarrassed himself with this tweet:
“Fact: the US economy just passed a record with 121 straight months of historic growth. If any of the 25 Democrats running are elected in 2020, they will break that 121 month streak. Trump is delivering results for American. Don’t let Democrats destroy them.”
He deleted the tweet because other twitter users knew he was full of s**t and were making fun of him.
In a recent tweet, claiming that Governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam, is a worse example of a racist than the current occupant of the White House, because he appeared in black face in a year book photo.
Fox News partisan hack, Sean Hannity used the embarrassing scandal to claim that Democrats are the party of racism, while failing to mention the fact that since the passage of the Civil Rights Act, Republicans have openly run their campaigns appealing to white racist voters in southern states, hence the southern strategy. Nor did he mention the fact that Neo-Nazis and white supremacists ran for office in the primaries and mid terms.
Many conservatives followed suit with ridiculous tweets, like this one from Kirk.
“The Republican party freed the slaves.
Ended segregation.
Passed the Civil Rights Act.
Deployed the 101 Airborne to end school segregation.
The Democrats fought for slavery.
Founded the KKK.
Filibustered to kill the Civil Rights Act.
Know your history. Free your mind.”
Charlie has yet to free his mind from all of the right-wing propaganda that’s been pumped into his brain over the years.
Are Republicans like Kirk even aware that the Civil Rights Act passed with bipartisan support? I doubt it. They’ve been told by right-wing media that the Republican party as a whole championed civil rights, and today are still the champions of civil rights, where the KKK are still Democrats, and the president of the United States is not racist, despite all the evidence to the contrary. The real racists are the progressive members of the Democratic party – most of whom happen to be women of color – because they dare to be critical of government corruption under a Republican president.
Charlie Kirk , 25 , is the founder of Turning Point USA , or Toilet Paper USA ( as some have referred to it ) , the conservative organization that seeks to fight liberal bias on college campuses , more often than not , by making s**t up , and playing the victim.
The organization is well known for it’s protests on college campuses across America , falsely targeting left wing students and professors as Marxists and placing them on watch lists.
In 2017 , diaper wearing members participated in a protest on the campus of Kent State University. The purpose of the protest was to prove that liberals are the real crybabies and snowflakes. How that makes any sense , is anyone’s guess. The protest back fired and the group was torched mercilessly on social media.
The group’s former president and campus coordinator , Kaitlin Bennett , seemed to be the only one who had enough sense to be embarrassed by the whole debacle , and subsequently resigned. These days she spends much of her time embarrassing herself on twitter with asinine tweets , insulting anyone whom she perceives as left wing , and showing up at left wing protests just to intimidate liberals with her AR-10.
Unlike Bennett , and others at TPUSA , Kirk has continued to wear diapers , believing it to be the best way to own the libs. He has even written a book about his diaper wearing adventures , Wear A Diaper , Own A Lib : How I Own Liberals Everyday By Wearing Pampers Pure Brand And Other Diapers.
Kirk owned the libs in spectacular fashion at last year’s Politicon event when his pants fell down during a heated debate with the Young Turk’s Hasan Piker , revealing his favorite choice of diapers – Pampers.
Procter & Gamble , which owns the brand , among many other products , chose Kirk to be its new spokesman for 2019 , replacing last year’s spokesperson , Chrissy Teigen.
“We chose Charlie as the new spokesman of our brand , because he’s the perfect example why adults like him should be wearing diapers ,” Ariel Schmaltz , a representative for P&G told the Journal. “He’s not afraid to admit that he wears diapers , specifically Pampers , even when the libs make fun of him. It takes guts to admit you wear diapers , and not adult diapers , and for that we’re grateful. We hope to have a long and fruitful relationship with Charlie for years to come.”
Kirk stands to make 2.5 million from his endorsement , which will include commercial ads on national television , and appearances on national radio to promote his new book.
When reached for comment , Kirk told the Journal :
“I’m proud to wear Pampers. I think they’re the best brand on the market. They’re soft , and plush , and water proof. There’s no other brand like them on the market , and believe me , I’ve tried other brands. I especially like their special limited print editions. The cars and argyle designs are fine , but personally I prefer the giraffe design because they remind me of my favorite pair of jammies I had when I was a little boy. In fact , I’m wearing them now. I usually wear a size seven because they’re more comfy , and don’t chafe my delicate little bottom , and I like the fact that they’re made without harsh chemicals , which is also great for my delicate little bottom.
“My father wore Pampers , and my mother wore Pampers. It’s a tradition I’m proud to carry on , and I will continue wearing them for as long as P&G allows me to be their spokesman.
“I know that libs think it’s funny for a grown man to be wearing diapers to own them , but they can laugh all they want. The fact is , whether libs want to admit it or not , I am owning them. And I’m also laughing – all the way to bank!”
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