I was Mooned By Barack Obama In A UFO

It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO.  Apparently  a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news  and radio stations. These odd sightings have …

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Hands Off My Guns Obummer!

Since the very first election of Barack Obama , a large  number of Americans suddenly became extremely paranoid. They are terrified that the government is going to take not only their freedom , but their guns , imprison them in soviet style detention camps , and create a communist utopia in America. And it's all because Obama was elected president. They have …

Victoria Jackson Discovers Obama’s Mole Is Really His Conjoined Evil Twin

President Obama has been called every name under the sun - a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a gay Muslim , a terrorist , the Anti-Christ , and even an alien. To reasonable people , all of them are an exaggeration  and a bit of a stretch , but to some , most of these are appropriate …

Obama Shreds Constitution , Uses Shavings As A Salad Topping

As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall ,  the Obama's are looking forward to serving a  special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this  dinner will be particularly special  , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …

How Obama Derangement Syndrome Turned Me Into A Patriotic Paranoid Gun Loving American

When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …

A Candid Conversation With Uncle Ted : How I Learned To Kill And Blow Things Up

Ted Nugent is one of the  most prolific  American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released  approximately thirty-four records to date ,  and has sold tens of millions  world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango ,  Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …

Obama Wants To Eat Your Kids

  Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …

Mutant Ninja Babies : Barack Obama’s Secret Army Of Infant Warriors

Soon after he was sworn in for his first term , president Obama has been quietly amassing a secret army that most Americans are not aware of. It is called Fema Corps , a partnership between both Fema and the Corporation for National and Community Service , which  is an organization of young Americans , which are to serve …

Barack Obama Goes To Mars

 Andrew Basiago , a Washington attorney , claims he visited Mars  in the early eighties as a  participant in  the Darpa program involving time travel and teleportation.  He  also says he met Barack Obama in his youth , then known as Barry Soetero , who had also been recruited as a member of the project. He not only visited Mars , he …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 9

1) They don't believe Progressive is an insurance company owned and run by communists. 2) They don't believe the Nazi LGBT are persecuting Christians. 3) They don't believe in Santa Claus. 4) They don't believe Jesus is white. 5) They don't believe Obama is sending flowers and candy , and greeting cards to his Muslim terrorist …

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