Mike Lindell My Pillow satire

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Flips His Wig During Interview

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5fcc4429c5b6636e0925e4c7

During the “Victory Rally” at the Valdosta Regional airport in Atlanta, Georgia, Mike Lindell literally flipped his wig in support of Donald Trump.

Lindell, the founder and CEO of My Pillow has had a recurring role in the company’s ads over the years, and is a sponsor of several conservative news outlets, including Fox News. He is an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump, sometimes referring to him as “America’s greatest president.” Anyone remotely connected to reality, would disagree with that assessment.

As a crackpot who supports the president, he found himself in some controversy for promoting the plant extract Oleandrin as a cure for COVID-19, despite there being no evidence to support it. In the early months of the pandemic, Lindell had claimed while at a coronavirus press conference, that Trump was chosen by God – which conservatives failed to see the irony of said claim, especially during a pandemic which he failed to take seriously – for which he was ridiculed on social media.

More recently, Lindell had a meltdown on air when CNN’s Anderson Cooper accused the con man of being a “snake oil salesman, which apparently hurt his feelings, thereby threatening a lawsuit.

At a recent “victory rally “in support of Kelly Loeffler, and David Perdue, Lindell was interviewed by another enthusiastic Trump supporter from a conservative news site. As music blared from speakers in the background, he explained how they planned to steal the election from Georgia voters. The same plan that president Trump laid out during his phone conversation with Brian Kemp.

We have to get this governor, Brian Kemp to get his fingers out of his nose and rear end long enough to do something about turning this election around!” Lindell shouted. “He has to give an order to Congress or a Girl Scout meeting, whatever they do up there, their legislators, and pull down Georgia and not give it to Biden! It doesn’t matter who they give it to. Just don’t give it to Biden, and find out all your corruption. We all know Sleepy Possum Joe’s a crook; he proved it by winning the election because he cheated. He slept through it while his comrades Cuba, Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, and George Soros did all the dirty work on his behalf, so we know people will be going to jail.

How do you not put people in prison? They will be going to prison. If you pull down Georgia, Pennsylvania, and crooked Hillary in Nevada, now nobody has 270 electoral votes and it goes to Donald Trump to win the election! And he will win it! That I guarantee!! When everybody sees that the socialist Democrats cheated, everybody, including the Trump-haters, are going to say,’oh wow! He really did win! And let me tell you, a lot of people are going to prison for this. Because Trump won by a landslide. I know there was fraud, even though they claim we have no evidence, but we have tons of evidence, the liberal courts just don’t want to hear the evidence. I know what I’m talking about. I’m not just some pillow guy they can mock!”

Wow! I love your enthusiasm and passion!” the interviewer said.

Lindell was ecstatic at the prospect of Trump stealing the election. He began playing an air guitar while attempting to imitate Chuck Berry doing his patented Duck Walk. However, he was unable to get more than a few feet before tripping and falling flat on his face. As his face smacked into the platform, his hair piece flew from his scalp with an audible boing. It sailed through the air like a cat nervous cat reacting to a sudden noise.

Looking embarrassed, Lindell got to his feet.

“Wow! I had no idea you wore a wig either, dude! You’re like a rock star! A bald rock star!”

Lindell grinned stupidly into the camera.

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