Trump And Company Complain About Unfair Treatment At Town Hall

Mediaite reported earlier this week that Trump’s most enthusiastic sycophants at Fox News, the one and only legitimate news outlet, were in tears that NBC’s Savannah Guthrie had the audacity to ask president Trump some tough questions.

President Trump was put on trial by Guthrie on subjects such as his health after being diagnosed with COVID, his response to the pandemic, and his enthusiastic support from QAnon conspiracy theory crackpots, wackos, and fruitcakes, and his refusal to denounce them. The president, unlike Sleepy Opossum Joe Biden, was unable to answer a single question from Guthrie without going off on a rambling tangent.

Highlights from the forum:

On whether he was tested before the debate with Sleepy Joe, Trump said, “Well, I test quite a bit. And I can tell you that before the debate, which, and I thought was a very good debate, and  I felt fantastically, and I had no problem before. I don’t know. I don’t remember. I test, ( I test positive all the time. As a matter of fact I tested positive last month for a pregnancy test, or maybe it was Melania, or it could have been Ivanka, I don’t know. I can’t remember. But I can tell you this, after the debate, like I guess a day or so, I think it was Thursday evening, I tested positive for the Corona Beer virus, (or was it Melania? I can’t remember ).”

Guthrie looked uncomfortable, and members of the small audience exchanged puzzled glances. God knows what the millions who tuned in were thinking.

On QAnon:

“Let me ask you about QAnon,” Guthrie said. “The theory that Democrats are a satanic pedophile ring and you are the savior. Can you once and for all state that it’s completely not true.”

“Well I know nothing about it,” he said. “( I don’t even know what that is. What is it, necrophilia )?”

“( No Mr. President, that’s having sex with corpses,” Guthrie said. “Pedoph -“

“( Well, that’s disgusting. I would never do that. But grabbing a live p***y is better than grabbing a dead one, wouldn’t you say )?” He grinned and winked.

Guthrie looked shocked, as did the audience.

“No, Mr. president, it’s not. There is nothing good about grabbing a woman by the p – you-know-what!”

“( Oh I wouldn’t know about that ),”Trump said. “( I’ve grabbed quite a few in my time ). I’ll tell you what I do know about. I know about Antifa and the radical left and how violent and vicious they are, and I know how they’re burning down cities run by Democrats. ( In fact, they literally burned down the entire city of Portland and Seattle, these cities don’t even exist anymore ).”

“I’m pretty sure they still exist,” Guthrie said.

“They’re in complete ruins. You know I’m right.’

On wearing masks :

Trump misrepresented a study by the CDC that reported that of a small group of COVID patients, 85% reported wearing masks some or all of the time. That group was also twice as likely to have dinner at restaurants where masks are removed prior to eating.

“Just the other day they came out with a statement that 85% of people that wear masks catch it so… that’s what I heard and that’s what I saw. ( If you ask me masks don’t work at all. Masks are useless. Masks are socialism. Just look at Sleepy  Joe. He wears a mask and he’s a radical far left socialist. You can’t breath with those things on. I went to nudie bar the other day and I got so excited I couldn’t breath because I was looking forward to grabbing some p****** again, and because I was wearing a mask I almost suffocated. They thought it was the COVID and ran out screaming.”

Obviously stunned Guthrie stared at Trump. She had no idea how to respond.

During a short commercial break someone asked the president to tone down the offensive language. He said he couldn’t promise anything and grinned and winked again.

On comparing himself to Lincoln:

When Trump was asked what he would do about police violence, he responded, “( What police violence. I don’t know anything about police violence. ) I saw everything you saw this summer, ( Black Lives Matter and Antifa burning everything in sight, and lynching hundreds of people, including police officers because they’re just like the KKK, ask my friend Mark Levin if you don’t believe me, ask Tomi Lahren, they know all about it. )

“I’ve done more for the African American community than any other president with the exception of Abraham Lincoln. ( My middle name should be Abraham, I’ve done so much. Lincoln freed the slaves. President Obama enslaved ’em again by giving them Obamacare, and by supporting Black Lives Matter ).”

After the forum, the president called into Sean Hannity to cry on his shoulder about how he had been ambushed. “It was totally unfair, Sean,” he cried. “She was so mean to me. She refused to acknowledge my great leadership, how wonderfully  I’ve handled the pandemic, and how great the economy is. Instead she asked me things I didn’t want to talk about.”

“You pretty much debated Savannah Guthrie, Mr. president,” Hannity tried to reassure him. “And what we saw was not journalism. It was a political debate with the host of the Today Show serving as Sleepy Joe’s surrogate and it backfired on her. Questions, topics, tactics, all reeking of pure political bias. So unfair.”

On her morning show on MSNBC, Stephanie Ruhle aired clips from the town hall, and then of the president and Hannity complaining about his treatment by the fake liberal media.

“Wow. That was a s*** show and a half, “she said. “So was the interview with Sean Hannity. If Sean Hannity thinks this town hall was a debate, then there can only be one reason why he would believe that: he must be high on something, and since his nose always seems to be glued to the president’s rear end, I think we all know what that something might be. And I’m surprised he can speak at all with his nose that far up and the president’s you-know-what lodged down his throat. I know I’ll probably get in trouble for this, but I don’t give a s***. “

She also aired Laura Ingraham’s tweet criticizing the liberal network’s horrendous treatment of the Commander-in-chief.

“President Trump was masterful. He handled that tramp like a champ. It was a strong, confident, and very sexy performance. It gave me goose bumps, and I was hot as f***. “

“I believe you Laura. How’s that Trump you-know-what tasting? Be careful not to choke on all that c**.


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