Conservatives who own guns are totally awesome, and non violent, but liberals who protest are out of control mobs.
Here are some awesome examples of conservatives being totally awesome, and non violent :
- The 2017 Unite The Right Rally. A crowd of fun loving, totally awesome MAGA hatters gathered to celebrate good times ( including their southern heritage ) when they were rudely interrupted by violent mobs of liberal terrorists ( including Antifa, and Black Lives Matter ) who were hoping to spoil the party, causing one of the MAGA hatters to accidentally plow through a crowd of party crashers, accidentally killing one, and injuring others. Total buzz kill, man.
- The MAGA Bomber : A totally awesome Trump supporter was arrested attempting to kill well known Democrats, and fake news reporters with explosives that failed to detonate. Right wingers knew the truth. But the liberal news media totally killed their buzz by refusing to admit the whole thing was a liberal plot to make Obama, Clinton, and Soros look like victims, instead of admitting that president Trump and conservatives were the real victims. Total f**king buzz kill, man.
- Ted Nugent ( AKA Uncle Ted, Motor City Mad Man, A Black Guitar Slayer From Detroit, The Next Rosa Parks, and SpongeTed Squishy Pants ) Wants To Shoot Liberals : America’s coolest pants crapping draft dodger, and gun nut, recently told America’s favorite conspiracy guy that the only way to save America was to shoot all of its liberals, to put them out of their misery, like foaming at the mouth, rabid dogs. But, according to Ted, and his adoring fans, he was just kidding. Why would those dangerous, unhinged libs think he meant them any harm? They sure know how to kill a good buzz, man.
- The March For Our Lives : Millions of soulless and mushy brained teenagers gathered in Washington and all over America to call for the murders of law abiding gun owners, and an end to the second amendment. The liberal media refused to believe the truth about them, that they were really crises actors controlled and paid for by Obama, Clinton, and Soros. Total bummer, man.
- The Fake Ilhan Omar Controversy : The recently elected Minnesota congresswoman criticized Israel’s most influential lobby, and totally non bigoted conservatives in main stream media reacted by accusing her of antisemitism, and totally non violent conservatives on social media ( many of them MAGA types ) threatened to kill her. One such gentle, peaceful soul, was arrested. It was, no doubt, another liberal conspiracy to connect everything bad to Trump, who has never said anything mean or hateful about anyone, and his totally non bigoted, non violent, and peace loving supporters would ever consider committing violence.
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