Stupid Conservative Memes #48 How To Speak Stupid , Part 1

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… when Conservatives don’t get their way.

Liberal hating Conservatives live in an alternate reality with alternate facts , and they have their own alternate language with an alternate definition. And those alternate facts are that all liberals are evil , America hating authoritarians who want to destroy free speech. To an extent , this is true. There is a fringe minority of liberals who want to shut out Conservative speech and ideas , just as there is a fringe minority of Conservatives who are just as authoritarian and want to shut down debate. This is evident whenever liberals bring up racial profiling , or police abuse against unarmed people of color , they get accused of playing the race card , of race baiting. They’ve constructed this bullshit argument that you can’t disagree with a liberal , or Obama without being called a racist. It’s an accusation that’s designed to shut down their opponents , while pretending they are the real victims of racism at the hands of liberals.

Liberals , for the most part , will admit when they are wrong. That’s the difference between liberals and Conservatives. Conservatives like Rush Limbaugh , John Hawkins , and Mark Levin , are convinced beyond any doubt that their ‘team’ is always right , can do no wrong , and that they are the only ones who are capable of loving their country. Which is bullshit. Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā Ā 

Here are twenty terms that Conservatives have constructed their own reality around.

Ā 1)Ā OBAMA CARE : Socialism. Government take over of health care. Socialized medicine. Worse than slavery , the holocaust , 9/11. Contains death panels. Reparations for slavery. The largest tax increase in American history. Total enslavement.Ā 

2)Ā TAXES : Ā  Evil.Ā Government greed. Taxing the lower class … capitalism. Taxing the wealthy … socialism.

3)Ā LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE : Communist/Marxist/socialist. Nazi. Un-American. Anti-American.Ā Ā 

4)Ā TERRORIST. Muslim. “Not all Muslims are terrorists , but all terrorists are Muslims.” Ā All Muslims are guilty by default.Ā 

5) WHITE TERRORIST/SHOOTER : MentallyĀ ill lone wolf. Don’t blame the white guy. Conservative wind bag Mark Levin swore up and down on his radio show , that the confederate flag had no connection to Dylann Roof’s shooting spree. That the liberal media was just making it all up.

6) CORRUPT COPS WHO SHOOT OR MURDER UN-AMRMED CIVILIANS : Victims smeared by a liberal media. Heroes.

7) UNARMED BLACK INDIVIDUALS KILLED BY BAD COPS : Ā Thugs.

8) BARACK OBAMA : Communist/Marxist/socialist ( because the N word is no longer appropriate ). Hates America.Ā 

9)Ā THE SOCIAL SAFETY NETS , i.e. , WELFARE , FOOD STAMPS , etc. : Socialism.

10) ACKNOWLEDGING RACIAL BIAS :Ā Ā Race-baiting.Ā 

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