From the Alex Jones radio show , 10.11.2016 – “Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. I’m Alex Jones , your host for the number one show in Texas and around the world. We have a real kook on the show today. Her name’s Victoria Jackson. You may remember her from Saturday Night Live in the eighties and nineties. Some of you may remember her from her highly entertaining movies and television shows , whatever those may be. I can’t think of a single one that didn’t flop. She’s also written some really kooky books about Barack Obama.”
Victoria : “Jeez , Alex , thanks a lot. My books are no worse than yours.”
Alex : “Excuse me? There’s a big difference between my books and yours , Victoria. My books are well-researched and make sense. Your books are mostly insane , incoherent ramblings.”
Victoria : “Insane , incoherent ramblings? There’s nothing insane or incoherent about my books. Everything I’ve written about Obama is true , and everyone knows it.”
Alex : “True to other kooks.”
Victoria : “I’m not a kook , Alex.”
Alex : “You’re a crackpot.”
Victoria : “I’m not a crackpot.
Alex : “You’re a wacko.””
Victoria : “I’m not a wacko.”
Alex : “You’re a fruitcake.”
Victoria : “I’m not a fruitcake , either.”
Alex : “Listen. Anyone who writes a book about Obama’s mole and believes it’s the anti-Christ , is a kook , a crack pot , a wacko , and a fruitcake , and anyone who reads it and believes it , is also a kook , a crack pot , a wacko , and a fruitcake. So I would say all of your fans and readers are also kooks , crack pots , wackos , and fruitcakes.”
Victoria : “Are you saying your books are are more believable than mine?”
Alex : “That’s exactly what I’m saying.”
Victoria : ” So , your last book , Barack The Obamanable Snowman , is more credible than any of my books?”
Alex : “That’s right. All of my books are credible. Yours are the insane rantings of a crazy person , a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake.”
Victoria : “You’re calling me crazy?”
Alex : “You said it , not me.”
Victoria : “Whatever , Alex. So if the CIA really turned Obama into a yeti , why is it more believable than his mole being the anti-Christ?”
Alex : “Because it’s a lot more believable and sane than a mole being the anti-Christ , for God sake! Moles are disgusting things with hair growing out of them. Only people can be the anti-Christ. If anyone is the anti-Christ , it’s Barack Obama himself.”
Victoria : “Well , they can if they’re not really moles , Alex. You see , Obama’s mole is really his -“
Alex : ( Laughing ) “Yeah , yeah , I know , his evil conjoined twin Julio , who has influenced him to be the most evil person in the world. I know Victoria , I read the book and it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
Victoria : “Did you invite me here just to make fun of me , Alex?”
Alex : “I’m not making fun of you. I just think it’s funny that somebody would write a book about a mole being the anti-Christ.”
Victoria : “Well , it’s true.”
Alex : “Alright , Victoria , whatever you say. Let’s talk about your new book , Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin Julio Want To Sacrifice Your Kids With Planned Parenthood And Then Eat Them Because They’re Not Only Cannibals But Communists And Everyone Knows Communists Eat Babies , Puppies And Everything Else. You come up with some of the kookiest titles for your books , Victoria. Didn’t you write another book with a similar title not too long ago?”
Victoria : “Yeah , To Serve Obama.“
Alex : “To serve Obama what?”
Victoria : “What?”
Alex : “Waffles?”
Victoria : “What?“
Alex : “You tell me. Wheaties , the breakfast of champions?”
Victoria : “What are you talking about?”
Alex : “I believe we were talking about serving Obama.”
Victoria : “Uh , yeah. To Serve Obama.”
Alex : “Serve him what? Waffles? Wheaties?”
Victoria : “Come on , Alex , be serious.”
Alex : “I am being serious. I can believe he wants to eat everyone’s kids , because he’s a monster , a chalupacabrabama and a yeti like I wrote about in my last two books. Chalupacabrabamas and yetis are ferocious beasts with insatiable appetites for chalupas and human flesh. But why would he need Planned Parenthood to eat everyone’s kids? It doesn’t make any sense.”
Victoria : “I’ll tell you why he needs Planned Parenthood. Because they kill thousands of babies every year , and because his brother Julio is the anti-Christ , and Julio wants Obama to perform human sacrifices of aborted babies to him , and what better way than to do it than Planned Parenthood because of the thousands of baby parts they have stored in freezers , and then when they have eaten all of the body parts , and performed enough human sacrifices at Planned Parenthood clinics all over America and have eaten all of the aborted babies , they planned to eat the rest of Americas kids , because they’re communists , and you know communists eat babies , puppies , and everything else.”
Alex : “OK. So why hasn’t Obama -“
Victoria : “And Julio.”
Alex : “And Julio – eaten everyone’s kids already?”
Victoria : “What do you mean?”
Alex : “Well , you claimed Michelle Obama’s book , American Grown , was a cook book , and it’s been four years , and they haven’t eaten a single kid as far as I know.”
Victoria : “It doesn’t mean they won’t.”
Alex : “It doesn’t mean they will , either.”
Victoria : “They will. You’ll see , Alex. Before Obama leaves office him and Julio will devour everyone’s kids first with Planned Parenthood , and then eat the rest of Americas kids.”
Alex :”Admit it , Victoria. This book is just another piece of sensationalist garbage , written for the gullible who believe every insane theory about Barack Obama.”
Victoria : “No , it’s not. It’s -“
Alex : “Yes , it is. You’re a kook , a crackpot , a wacko , and a fruitcake who belongs in a padded room wearing a straight jacket , and your readers and fans are kooks , crackpots , wackos , and fruitcakes , and also belong in padded rooms wearing straight jackets.”
