AP- Today a spokesperson for a coalition of American veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars made the announcement that they know the real reason why veterans are committing suicide.
Recently , Nugent made the claim that president Obama was responsible for suicides of Americas veterans. That claim raised the ire of veterans all over America , prompting the group American Veterans Against Ted Poopy Pants Nugent to condemn the Motor City Madman’s mouth diarrhea.
In an interview with MSNBC , the group’s spokesman Moe Flem said , “Ted represents the ultimate bad boy , the ultimate patriotic American who speaks his mind and takes no prisoners. But in reality it’s all just a facade. He’s nothing more than a wolf in sheep’s clothing. In other words , a coward playing the role of a fake patriot. He’s a bully , talks tough , has a foul mouth , but he’s just a pussy , a pansy , a chicken hawk. He surrounds himself with guns , shoots defenseless animals , threatens to shoot immigrants , black people , the president , liberals , and has accused those who hate him , of hating America.
“Ted thinks he knows Americas veterans , ” Flem continued. “That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Someone who’s never served a day of his life in uniform , thinks he knows how they feel! He thinks he knows why they commit suicide! Because they know the enemy is Barack Obama , he said. No veteran would ever tell him that , and he knows it. The real reason they commit suicide is because Ted is full of crap , literally full of crap. Ted is the real enemy. They commit suicide because they know he’s nothing more than a loud mouthed , gun-toting , un-American , draft dodging , pants pooping , treasonous coward.”