Golf Gate : Barack Obama’s Third Bloodiest Scandal

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Proof that not all blondes are dumb. Just Conservative blondes like Pavlich.


    Katie Pavlich is a Tea Party wing nut , gun loving wacko and a Fox News talking bobble head. She writes columns for wing nut conspiracy sites  Town Hall , Patriot Update , and World Nut Daily. She was named 2013’s Blogger Of The Year at the CPAC conference , God knows why. The same year she was awarded the Conservative Leadership from Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute , again God knows why. The following year CBLPI named her Woman Of The Year , once again , God knows why.

Like all liberal hating wing nuts ,  she believes the president is a communist  and a fascist because of Obama Care , is a Muslim , and is soft on  Muslim terrorists because he refuses to utter the magic words , Radical Islamic terrorism. It’s clear these people want a religious war.

Aviary Photo_131090543223771414As a gun nut , she believes the president is hell-bent on destroying the second amendment , and is still coming for the precious guns of all self-described “patriotic Americans”. Her proof is the president’s recent executive actions on gun control , which she believes is a blatant attempt to confiscate guns , and her failure to understand the basics of the U.N. Arms Trade Treaty , which in the minds of gun nuts will eventually lead to direct gun confiscation , but in reality will have no effect on the private ownership of fire arms in the United States.

 Assault And Stupidity  

In a recent article in The Hill , she claimed racism no longer exists in America. That is , unless they’re liberals. In the minds of wing nuts like Pavlich , its the Black Lives Matter crowd, the likes of  Jessie Jackson , Eric Holder , Obama , and liberals , who are the real racists , and race hustlers , and that white Neo-Conservatives are the real victims of racism , which is solely perpetrated by anyone black who has the audacity to complain about getting shot and beaten by over-zealous  , trigger happy police officers.

During an episode of The O’Reilly Factor , she claimed that white privilege is racist against whitey , that white students are discriminated against on college campuses , and the only time she has confronted her whiteness is when visiting the tanning salon.

Joining the phony leftist war on Christians and Christmas , is Pavlich’s latest book , Assault And Flattery : The Truth About The Left And Their War On Women. Here Pavlich has crafted  an imaginary war on women by the “Radical , Godless Left” , as opposed to an actual assault by Conservatives on women’s reproductive rights via legislation , attempting to defund planned Parenthood , and smearing its founder , Margret Sanger as an anti-black genocidal racist.

On an episode of Fox News’ Outnumbered , Pavlich displayed her race baiting skills by defending Trump’s statement about undocumented immigrants : “If these protesters spent as much time protesting the illegal alien rapists and murderers who make their own community look bad , maybe Trump wouldn’t be saying the things he is about them. So , I suggest that if they don’t want that stereotype , if they don’t want the truth to be told about the fact that illegal immigration does bring with it a huge criminal element that we have to deal with in this country , they should spend their energies getting out the criminals in their own communities.”

And they wonder why liberals and progressives label them as bigots and racists. Stay classy , Katie.

On an episode of Hannity Pavlich made the moronic statement that Barack Obama , Eric Holder , and Al Sharpton are anti-police , without offering any evidence. Since the deaths of Trayvon Martin , Michael Brown ,  Eric Garner , and Freddie Gray , the Right Wing Hate Machine has race baited the black community , the president , and prominent black leaders , accusing them of racism , of inciting hatred and violence against the police. Their intention is clear : to discredit Americas first bi-racial president as a racist and portray black protesters as thugs and criminals , which proves their hatred of the president and black people in general , is based on race. If he were a white Republican , his comments on race relations would not be a news worthy  issue.

Pavlich isn’t the first Conservative to accuse the president of being anti-police. Former Mayor of New York Rudy Guiliani , accused Obama of telling everyone to hate and incite violence against the police. The Washington Post fact check his statement and found it to be false. They also checked Pavlich’s claim , and found it too to be false.

 Her last book , Fast And Furious : Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal , was a New York Times best seller , in which she claimed Barack Obama deliberately allowed guns to fall into the hands of Mexican drug cartels to further his fascist anti-gun agenda , which would eventually lead to total gun confiscation.
Only an idiot would believe this. A president , who they claim is anti-gun and wants to take everyone’s fire arms away , gives thousands of them to criminals for the purpose of pushing for stricter gun control legislation. Makes perfect sense.
It would have been easier to ban all guns by executive action , even though gun nuts would have had a fit. After all , he is The Gun Grabber In Chief , even though he has yet to grab a single gun.
The book was published in April of 2012 , and even though it was debunked the same year with the release of the Fast And Furious report , to Pavlich and the Conservative media , it will forever remain a scandal.

Her latest book , Golf Gate : Barack Obama’s Third Bloodiest Scandal , a look inside the Conservative medias obsession with the president’s so-called obsession with golf , is set to be released this summer by I Hate Barack Obama Publishing Company. 

She appeared recently on the Rachel Maddow Show to talk about the new book that will undoubtedly have her fans and readers salivating over another non scandal that Obama’s lap dog liberal media is obviously covering up for him.

Rachel : “What are president Obama’s first two bloody scandals?”

Katie : The first one was Fast And Furious , and the second was Benghazi.”

Rachel : But they’ve both been debunked.”

Katie : “No , they haven’t.”

Rachel : “Yes , they have. Haven’t you read the reports?”

Katie : “No , I haven’t. But -“

Rachel : “The Fast And Furious program was an ATF scandal , not a White House scandal that had anything to do with a false flag attempt to gab guns from American gun owners , and -“

Katie : “That’s your opinion.”

Rachel : “No , it’s not. It’s fact. Read the report.”

Katie : “I don’t have to read the report to know that Barack Obama , and Eric Holder were both involved , and that it was either Obama , or Holder’s idea in the first place , because they both hate the second amendment and guns so much that they obviously came up with this twisted scheme to grab the guns of every patriotic  , Tea Party American , because they believe they’re all racists. And Benghazi was not a fake scandal either , despite what liberals say. There really was a stand down order because Obama hates America , and the military , and didn’t care if his Muslim Brotherhood homies killed those people , because he’s a Muslim and a communist.”

Rachel : “Alright. Whatever.  And how is golfing a bloody scandal?”

Katie : “Well , first of all , everyone knows that Obama is always either on vacation , or playing golf when something bad happens in America , or around the world. It’s typical of him. An ostrich immediately hides its head in the sand. What does Obama do? Instead of accepting responsibility for everything , he plays golf. He says to himself , ‘it’s not my fault , it’s Bush’s fault. Blame him.’ Everything he does or says , he blames on George Bush. You know , like when he said , ‘you didn’t build that.’ Now he’s always saying , ‘I didn’t do that , I didn’t say that. It was Bush.’ So basically , playing golf is his way of hiding his head in the sand.”

Rachel : “And how is that a bloody scandal?”

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The look on Maddow’s face says it all , as Pavlich explains that communist democrats like to murder anyone who doesn’t support their liberal agenda.

Katie : “Well , everyone also knows that Obama is a Democrat , and Democrats are communists , and communists like to murder people who disagree with them , or don’t support their communist liberal agenda.”

Rachel : “What? Democrats are communists and they like to murder anyone who disagrees with their liberal agenda?!  Do you really believe that?”

Katie : “Of course I do. It makes sense.”

Rachel : “No , it doesn’t. It’s nonsense.”

Katie : “It’s not nonsense ; it’s true. I heard it from Allen West.”

Rachel : “Allen West is a space cadet. I wouldn’t take anything he has to say too seriously. Anyway , please continue.”

Katie : “Well , we know that Obama is close friends with John Poindexter , the man who owns the Texas ranch where Justice Scalia was found dead. And we know that Obama and Poindexter played golf on occasion , like he’s played golf with every liberal elitist athlete and actor in Hollywood like Tiger Woods , Jack Nicholson , and Stephen King.”

Rachel : “It’s Nicklaus , and he’s a Republican. I’ve never heard of him playing golf with Stephen King. Anyway , you still haven’t explained how playing golf is a bloody scandal.”

Katie : “Hold on , I’m getting to it.”

Rachel : “Please do. This is getting ridiculous.”

Katie : “Whatever. You know , you invited me here to talk about my new book , but you keep interrupting me.”

Rachel : “I’m not interrupting you. I’ve asked you twice how playing golf is supposed to be a bloody scandal , and you keep going off on a tangent about the president playing golf , which is anything but a scandal.”

Katie : “Well , if you’ll be patient , like I said , I’ll get to it.”

Rachel : Alright. Go on.”

Katie : “What makes the president playing golf a bloody scandal , is the fact that he probably had Scalia killed so he could put a liberal on the Supreme Court. Everybody’s talking about it. Please don’t interrupt. And we know that Obama wouldn’t hesitate to kill anyone to take a vacation ,  play a game of golf , or kill anyone who criticizes him for taking a vacation or playing golf. And if you don’t believe me , you can ask Victoria Jackson , and Dr. Gina.”

Rachel : “Please forgive me , Ms. Pavlich , if I don’t take you at your word … or Victoria Jackson’s or Dr. Gina’s.”


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