Wing nuts are a dime a dozen , and yet , they’re in a class all their own , a class that is nuttier than a squirrel turd. They’re not too bright ; they believe everything that happens is a conspiracy , from Benghazi , to creeping sharia law , to Obama coming for every gun in America. Which is not surprising since there are wing nuts all over the internet who get their information via Alex Jones , David Eike , Mike Adams , and the dozens of conspiracy sites that pander to the paranoid among us.
The following are ten more examples that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …
1. You believe the sun and moon are alien ships manipulated by an ancient alien race called the Anunaki.
2. You believe evolution is a communist plot.
3. You believe Islamic terrorists are infiltrating everything.
4. You believe atheists are a threat to your religious freedom.
5. You believe aliens are secretly probing your anus.
6. You believe Obama’s mole is his deranged conjoined twin , it’s the Anti-Christ and its name is Julio.
7. You believe Planned Parenthood is systematically molesting children , and selling fetal body parts.
8. You believe Margret Sanger’s goal was to eradicate the black race.
9. You believe Mickey Mouse , Donald Duck , the homeless , illegal immigrants , and the walking dead helped Obama steal the elections.
10. You believe George Bush kept America safe , even as the towers fell , and thousands of American soldiers lost their lives in wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that contributed to the destabilization of the region , which made America less safe.
If you believe any of this crap , you are indeed a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and belong in the booby hatch.
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