Some people will believe the wackiest nonsense they come across on the internet , whether it’s from Alex Jones ranting about a New World Order , chem – trails , or David Icke rambling about alien lizards from the fourth dimension running the world. So , I thought I would put together a list of one hundred signs that you may be a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , if …
1. You believe Barack Obama is a Muslim Manchurian candidate.
2. You believe the president is a card-carrying , socialist/communist dictator.
3. You believe Obama is worse than Hitler. Hitler killed six million people.
4. You believe Obama deliberately implemented Fast And Furious , and is working hand in hand with drug cartels.
5. You believe Obama is a white culture hating racist.
6. You believe the president is secretly gay.
7. You believe Obama Care contains death panels.
8. You believe Obama is part of a New World Order to destroy America through communism.
9. You believe liberals are fascists , and are destroying your free speech.
10. You believe Michelle Obama is really a man , therefore proving that the president really is gay.
If you believe any of the above , you are indeed a conspiracy theory , paranoid tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko , and belong in an institution.
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