Conservatives believe some of the most ridiculous nonsense about Barack Obama. He’s a Marxist/socialist who was taught to hate the wonders of capitalism by the likes of Bill Ayers , Frank Marshall Davis , and Saul Alinsky ; a Nazi fascist who rules with an iron fist because of Obama Care , executive order/action , gun control and his endorsement of same-sex marriage ; a Manchurian candidate who arms ISSIS , and is working for the Muslim Brotherhood , whom he has invited into the White House with open arms.
These are just a few of the more common wing nut beliefs that some conservatives have about the president. Others are so bizarre they can only be found at conspiracy sites like Before It’s News , World Nut Daily , Town Hall , Patriot Update , and espoused by the likes of crazy lunatic Victoria Jackson and her equally crazy lunatic co-hosts at Politichicks , who believe all of the above to be true.
Many conservatives live in their own fantasy world where they believe everything they hear or read about the president , no matter how bizarre , or twisted it is. No amount of evidence to the contrary can convince them otherwise. Victoria Jackson and her co-hosts at Politichicks are convinced that the president is a freedom hating Islamic terrorist who is intent on transforming America into a Muslim paradise ruled by sharia law , and they have convinced their readers and viewers that it is actually being implemented into the court system in certain states.
Victoria has written several idiotic , insane books about the president , including To Serve Obama , and The Mole That Is Not Really A Mole In The White House : Obama’s Mole Not Really A Mole But His Evil Conjoined Twin. Her last book , How Barack Obama Really Stole The Elections : God Told Me Julio Made Him Do It , was such a phenomenal best seller among Fox News viewers , who apparently , will never get enough of Victoria’s particular brand of insanity , that she decided to do a follow-up.
The new book , co-written with Ann-Marie Murrell , and Morgan Brittany , Julio Made Him Do It Again : I Was Attacked By Obama Zombies That Tried To Eat My Brain , will be released in early Spring , again from Obama Haters Tea Party Patriot Survival Club.
Brittany , and Murrell , co-authors of the book , What Women Really Want , are regular columnists for Town Hall , Patriot Update , and World Nut Daily , and have both appeared on Fox many times over the years. Both women , in their columns , have accused the president of being a tyrannical dictator , and of supporting Islamic terrorists. In 2014 , Brittany – and the rest of the conservative media , which eagerly jumped on the band wagon – accused the president of manufacturing the so-called Ebola crisis , which wasn’t much of a crisis , to justify taking away everyone’s guns , and imposing martial law , both of which never happened.
Now she’s come up with a new conspiracy theory – which is included in the new book – that will be sure to have their devout fans on the edge of their seats.
The three of them have also appeared several times on the Kelly File with Megan Kelly.
Megan : “Welcome ladies. Victoria , last time you were here , you swore it would be your last. What changed your mind?”
Victoria : “The realization that time is running out , and we have to get Obama out of the White House.”
Megan : “You’re not still mad at me for being so mean to you?”
Victoria : “It wasn’t really your fault , Megan. You just don’t know any better.”
Megan : “What do you mean?”
Victoria : “Obama’s a gay Muslim communist , and he’s got everyone – well , almost everyone – fooled into believing that he’s saved America , the economy , and … and … what’s the word I’m looking for?”
Ann-Marie : “All kinds of stuff?”
Victoria : “Yeah , that’s it! He’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America from all kinds of stuff , and because liberals and progressives – who are really communists – are brainwashed , they believe it.”
Megan : “Are you suggesting that he’s got me fooled? For your information , nobody’s got me fooled. And all kinds of stuff is four words. But , anyway , what exactly do they believe?”
Victoria : “You know , all kinds of stuff.”
Megan : “Such as?”
Victoria : “Well , that he’s not a gay Muslim communist.”
Megan : “But that’s not an example of how he’s fooled everyone into believing he’s saved America. Ann-Marie , Morgan? Got any ideas?”
Ann-Marie : “Uh … well , uh … “
Megan : “Morgan?”
Morgan : “Uhhhmm … let’s see … uh … “
Megan : “This is not a quiz , guys. It’s a simple question that requires a simple answer.”
Ann-Marie : “Hold on , I’m thinking.”
Morgan : “Me too.”
Victoria : “Oh , I know! I know!” ( she raises her hand ).
Megan : “There’s no need to raise your hand , Victoria. You’re not in class.”
Victoria : “The economy?!”
Megan : “You already said that.”
Victoria : “Then why did you ask , Megan?!”
Megan : “Oh , dear lord. Why don’t we just get to the new book?”
Victoria : “Did you read it this time?”
Megan : Yes , I did.”
Victoria : “And what did you think of it?”
Megan : “You don’t really want to know.”
Victoria : “You didn’t like it?”
Megan : “It doesn’t matter if I like it or not. What matters is that your readers like it , as I’m sure they will once you tell them what it’s about.”
Victoria : “It’s mostly about an experience the three of us had at a CPAC convention three years ago. We were all guest speakers talking about the importance of getting Obama out of the White House , and ridding America of liberals and progressives – who are really communists , and fascists , and gay Muslim lovers -“
Ann-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff.”
Victoria : “Yeah , and all kinds of other stuff , because they want to destroy it , because that’s what they were all taught to do by Bill Ayers , Saul Alynski , and Frank Marshall Davis , who is Obama’s real daddy. We know this for a fact , because the Muslim Brotherhood are hanging out in the White House , and Obama’s making rap videos with them and they’re giving him advise on foreign policy , telling him to support ISSIS , the murder of Christians in the middle east , and to thumb his nose at Israel because he’s a narcissist with a huge ego who can’t wait to call himself king and emperor of the world.”
Megan : “What? And I suppose Julio told you that president Obama is making rap videos with the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Victoria : “No , Megan! God told me! Jeez! You really need to pay attention.”
Megan : “Sorry. So , God told you that president Obama is rapping with the Muslim Brotherhood , and – “
Victoria : ( anger in her voice ) “And Julio made him do it!”
Megan : ( laughing ) “Julio made him do it! Oh God , here I go again! I can’t stop it!”
Victoria : “Stop laughing , Megan! It’s not funny!”
Megan : ( still laughing ) “Yes it is! It’s still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Obama’s mole is the Anti-Christ , and its name is Julio! Oh Jesus Christ , God almighty , Jesus , Mary , Joseph , and the apostles , and the donkey He rode into Jerusalem on! ( laughing so hard , she slapped the table top a few times , startling Anne-Marie , and Morgan , both of whom had been staring at her with a half puzzled , half shocked expression.
Victoria : “I warned you , Megan! You better stop laughing or else -“
Megan : “Alright , alright , OK , no more laughing. Now what happened at the CPAC convention?”
Victoria : “What do you think happened , Megan? We were attacked by Obama zombies that tried to eat our brains! That’s what happened. Ann-Marie and Morgan were sitting behind me , waiting to speak , when mindless , drooling zombies rushed the stage , apparently angry that I was criticizing their zombie boss. There were dozens of them , just like in that TV show , the Walking Dead. Their eyes were lifeless , and they were chanting Obama , and must have brains , over and over again. The crowd scattered out of their way , screaming and begging not to be eaten , but some of them were caught anyway , and their brains were instantly devoured. We knew we had to get out of there , or we would be next , so we ran for our lives , and managed to escape just in time.”
Megan : “You’re just making this up , aren’t you? Come on , admit it.”
Victoria : “I’m not making anything up. It really happened. Didn’t it , Morgan , Ann?”
Morgan : “It really happened.”
Anne-Marie : “Yep , and all kinds of other stuff.”
Victoria : “And it will happen again. Obama will suspend the elections , and announce himself king and emperor , and then he will unleash his hordes of zombies , the Fema Corp Youth Brigade – who are communists and Nazis – and the infant ninja warrior army that Alex Jones warned us about , on everyone but his followers , and they will round-up all of us patriots and throw us in Fema camps , and then eat our brains , and then bury us all in millions of coffins. Ask Morgan. She predicted it will happen. She’s never wrong.”
Megan : “And I suppose Julio will make him do that , too?”
Victoria : “Yes , Megan! Julio makes him do everything , Megan! Everything is Julio’s fault! He is the Anti-Christ , after all!”
Megan : “Julio made him do it again!” ( she bursts out laughing ).
Victoria : “I told you Megan , if you don’t stop laughing , this really will be my last appearance on your show.”
Megan : “Like I said last time , Victoria , I seriously doubt it.”
Victoria : “Oh yeah? Watch me again! And this time I mean it!”
Anne-Marie : “And all kinds of other stuff!”