Mutant Ninja Babies : Barack Obama’s Secret Army Of Infant Warriors

Aviary Photo_131072042439607205Soon after he was sworn in for his first term , president Obama has been quietly amassing a secret army that most Americans are not aware of. It is called Fema Corps , a partnership between both Fema and the Corporation for National and Community Service , which  is an organization of young Americans , which are to serve in times of disaster , and to provide jobs. But there are those who believe that it is nothing more than a front for a much more sinister purpose.  Some believe that the president is building a private army to do his bidding – which some believe may be used in a race war – an army of brainwashed communist youth that will eventually be used to take over America , and ultimately the world. An army that some see as similar in design and purpose to The Hitler Youth Brigade.

Are these legitimate concerns? According to Victoria Jackson , there is plenty to be concerned about. Victoria , a conservative blogger , actress , and talk show host , has been highly critical of the Obama administration.

“Obama has been building this army since before he took office – long before he was even elected , in fact ,” she said. “They knew he would be elected , so there was no delay in carrying out their sinister plans for a complete communist , Marxist , Nazi , gay , Muslim take over of the United States. And frankly , I’m surprised it hasn’t been completed yet. But it will. It definitely will. It’s coming. Jade Helm may not be it. I believe Jade Helm is just another exercise for this take over. I believe he is waiting for the last possible moment when he thinks he’s got everyone fooled into believing that nothing is going to happen. And then , wham! The crap hits the fan and we’re all screwed. His brainwashed Nazi , communist , liberal , gay , Marxist , socialist , Muslim army – which I believe will be mostly black , probably Black Panther members – will take  all of the guns away from all of us patriotic gun loving Americans and throw us all into Fema camps , which they’ve got set up all over America. We’ve always known this would happen , from the moment he set foot in the White House. We’ve known from the beginning of his political career that he’s a communist , Nazi , Marxist , gay , Muslim terrorist. He was a good buddy of Saul Alinsky , a community organizer , who was really just a clever communist , liberal , Marxist , Nazi , socialist , gay , Muslim. He was also best friends with Bill Ayres – another communist liberal , Marxist , Nazi , socialist , gay , Muslim –  when he was a kid , and probably helped him plant bombs and explosives , and killed all kinds of people. Too bad they weren’t all Muslims.”

I also spoke with Alex Jones. Mr. Jones is the host of the syndicated Alex Jones show , and the host of two websites , Info Wars , and Prison Planet. He is considered by some to be a crackpot for his many conspiracy theories , among them being the fake moon landings , and the Sandy Hook school shootings , the latter of which he has speculated is an attempt by the Obama administration to further restrict gun rights. What he had to say was not only much more disturbing , but stranger than anything I have ever heard on this particular subject.

“We know for a fact , that for some time now , they have been stock piling massive amounts of weapons , from AK -47s , to machine guns , to equally massive amounts of ammunition ,” he said. “Not only are they stock piling weapons and ammunition , but they are also stock piling coffins , body bags , and guillotines for God sake! Why are they stock piling all of this stuff? Because something big is coming. They are planning on wiping out more than half the population of America – mostly real patriotic gun loving Americans – and placing the rest of us in Fema camps , while they  celebrate their communist , Marxist , liberal , gay , Nazi , Muslim , Illuminati take over of the United States.

“But wait , there’s more. What I am about to reveal may be the most bizarre claim that I , or anyone has ever made concerning the communist take over of America.  According to my anonymous source in the Pentagon , they are also stocking up on tons of diapers , baby food ,  infant sized army uniforms , and miniature samurai swords. Yes , you heard that right. He says that some of the greatest genetic scientists of the twentieth century , have created an army of infant ninja samurai warriors , male and female , each with the strength of two grown men. Yes , I know it sounds crazy. It sounds like something out of a bad science fiction movie. I myself was skeptical , until he showed me absolute proof that this was real. He showed me actual documentation , but unfortunately , the documents were top-secret , and I was unable to make copies.

“He also showed me actual training footage of these infant warriors, It was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. Infants , and toddlers with adult mannerisms , speaking and acting like grown adults. My source assured me that it will be these infant warriors – that number in the thousands – along with the Fema Corps youth army , that will be used in the communist  , liberal , Marxist , Nazi , gay , Muslim invasion of this great nation and enslave us all. Jade Helm is but a precursor to this invasion.”


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