1) They believe in pay equality.
2) They believe that men and women are created equal.
3) They don’t believe the confederate flag represents southern pride.
4) They don’t believe that blacks owned their own white slaves.
5) They don’t believe Obama was born in Kenya.
6) They don’t believe there is a communist liberal war on Christianity.
7) They don’t believe there is a communist liberal war on Christmas.
8) They don’t believe that Bert and Ernie are gay.
9) They don’t believe that Obama is worse than Hitler.
10) They don’t believe that Obama is taking our guns away.
If your friends believe any or all of the above , then they most certainly are Godless communist liberals , and should seek mental help.