Ten more ways to spot a communist liberal.
1) They don’t hate teachers and workers unions.
2) They don’t believe Fox News is fair and balanced.
3) They don’t believe the earth is less than eight thousand years old.
4) They believe that corporations are bigger welfare queens than illegal immigrants.
5) They support same-sex marriage.
6) They don’t believe that Barack Obama is gay.
7) They don’t hate illegal immigrants.
8) They don’t believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim.
9) They believe that Jesus Christ was a communist liberal.
10) They believe that Conservatives and Republicans are racists.
If your friends exhibit any of the above behavior , it is a sure sign that they are Godless communist liberals and should seek immediate mental help.