Monthly Archives: August 2015

Mutant Ninja Babies : Barack Obama’s Secret Army Of Infant Warriors

Soon after he was sworn in for his first term , president Obama has been quietly amassing a secret army that most Americans are not aware of. It is called Fema Corps , a partnership between both Fema and the Corporation for National … Continue reading

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Barack Obama Goes To Mars

 Andrew Basiago , a Washington attorney , claims he visited Mars  in the early eighties as a  participant in  the Darpa program involving time travel and teleportation.  He  also says he met Barack Obama in his youth , then known as Barry Soetero , who had also … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 9

1) They don’t believe Progressive is an insurance company owned and run by communists. 2) They don’t believe the Nazi LGBT are persecuting Christians. 3) They don’t believe in Santa Claus. 4) They don’t believe Jesus is white. 5) They don’t … Continue reading

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Proof That Conservatives Are More Intelligent Than Liberals

 Liberals love to brag about how smart they are compared to conservatives. But there have been numerous studies to prove them wrong. Conservatives are more informed , and better educated than liberals. Below are the most common misconceptions that liberals … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 8

1) They don’t believe Santa Claus is white. 2) They don’t believe the world is flat. 3) They believe the moon controls the oceans tides. 4) They refer to Duck Dynasty as Dick Dynasty. 5) They don’t believe the Pope is the … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 7

1) They believe George Bush lied about weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. 2) They don’t believe guns make Americans safer. 3) They believe Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pants shitter. 4) They don’t believe Barack Obama is plotting to … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 6

1) They don’t believe black people are thugs. 2) They don’t believe in reverse racism. 3) They don’t believe Obama is a white culture hating racist. 4) They don’t believe Obama is destroying America from within. 5) They don’t believe … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 5

    1) They don’t believe in free speech for anyone who is not a communist liberal. 2) They don’t believe the constitution is based on the Ten Commandments. 3) They don’t believe all the Founding Fathers were Christians. 4) … Continue reading

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Proof That Obama Is Worse Than Hitler

Dr. Ben Carson once claimed that Obama care was comparable to slavery. With it’s proven death panels , the taxes patriotic Americans have been forced to pay on it , and the coverage they have lost due to the new law , … Continue reading

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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 4

  1) They believe in pay equality. 2) They believe that men and women are created equal. 3) They don’t believe the confederate flag represents southern pride. 4) They don’t believe that blacks owned their own white slaves. 5) They … Continue reading

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